Give me the most 80’s song you can think of:

black and white

LOCAL SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT TO KNOW IF YOU LOADED THE DISHWASHER YET

Give me the most 80s song you can think of

if you wear your hair in a top knot to the movies I am legally allowed to cut it off so I can see

*sings “Is This Love” into my hairbrush while I dance on my bed as a friend*

Send me $20 and I’ll tell you what Pokémon your dick resembles.

The Golden Knights game opening bullshit feels like the evil opposing team in every Disney sports movie but it’s real life and they’re grown ups and they could have chosen literally any other vibe if they wanted to

Imagine if Craig was spelled Crage.

Give me the most 80’s song you can think of:

timeline really improved after i muted all the words

Happy National Butthole day!

@stonedeva.bsky.social happy happy bday baby 🎶 hope you have a magical day! 🪄🎂🎉

Today is the bday of the very special @bornmiserable.bsky.social. I am so thankful our paths have crossed. People suffer AND help others, and he is an outstanding example of that. I hope you learn from him, it's how the world changes while the rest spins madly on. Happy bday, dear Tony. 💕

HI IT IS @bornmiserable.bsky.social DAY OF BIRTH 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 TONY IS THE KING HERE SO BOW DOWN

tonight's teeth brushing music brought to you by: love her voice 🤗

wow da bricks won! somebody gettin pregnant

who's winning the knickerbocker-spurserbocker game?

Going to go for a walk and listen to Radiohead like when I was young and cigarettes were affordable

Me: Siri, why don’t I have more luck with women? Her: My name is Alexa

The last couple of weeks aged me like a banana forgotten on the counter during a heat wave

making a steak for one tonight i can't got to tahoe for the night not going to a grad party alone again naturally

I’m at the Newsroom in Milwaukee, where I have ordered “something whiskey sour-ish,” as I always do, and where I have also been delighted by this thing stuck on a post

if I ever say I hate corn dogs I don’t mean it I just need to cool down and step away for a bit before coming back and having make up sex

My unblock fee has increased due to the economy.

Your weird is my favorite kind

brb thinking of a hypothetical situation to get angry about and ruin my day

chuckle down economics

You know what this Friday needed? Fuck yeah, you got it. Termites!!!

i prefer my men shaken, not stirruped

your honor…. sub-peen-a?

hot women in your area are asking to be flattened into a thin layer

okay but what 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 of wonderful is she? you’re being super vague

Here’s another doozie

Is this outrageous to you? Call Gov Ivey 334-242-7100 to ask for clemency for Jeffrey Lee. Mention the others awaiting execution in AL due to judicial override which is unconstitutional & was abolished in 2017 but not applied retroactively. It would save so many lives for her to do that now.

@saxmike71.bsky.social michael had no business goin this hard

alright, i'm going to bed my "weekend" is over gnight phone friends 😎✌🏾

@ehhjax.bsky.social i'm watching hockey !!!

Wish I was president so I could get some damn sleep!

My cheese sauce brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like eww get off my lawn

21 years now 🤗

She's a 10 but she's married to me. For 19 years today. #blessed

it's our 21st anniversary tonight slim chance we knockin boots but for all yawl out there good luck 🤗 tonight's teeth brushing music brought to you by: youtu.be/BI3E6VEBDFw?...

Me: Hi! Her: You are a stupid fucking idiot, get me an ice cream cone or fuck off.

Imagine an album that got you through a really hard time in your life, or was somehow important in a really great time in your life. When you play it, does it mentally/emotionally transport you back to that time period? How does it make you feel? And if you don't own such an album, why not? 😉

Name your fav cover song.

who is she?

after decades of research I have determined that grease is merely *a* word

*Sniffs post* yep I knew it 🤪