my crush recommended a book series and it is filthy lmfao it's always the quiet sweet ones

posting for one like like god intended

thick thighs save lives and etc

it's just the way the sun is hitting my legs rn after I tanned today

are people weird about feet on here like they were on twitter?

k sleepy times

iso bf that doesn't freak out when I crash out and just holds me when I cry after

the kind of crush that makes you a little silly

Never underestimate the power of being intimate with a fucking hottie

thank you. anyways. back to the scheduled programming.

ignore this I'm crashing out

I'm the snack tho

If a crashout happens offline where no one sees it, is it really a crashout

can u come over and cuddle

I just want him to talk to me all the time

if u have a crush on me its bc ur not seeing the full picture

at 100 followers I'm deleting

what if I just believe I deserve it tho

sorry for making you fall in love with my thirst traps and general whimsy and then destroyed your crush with my misandry.

I am bad at flirting with anyone I'm not attracted to

I will just have to crash out here more

my friends are sick of hearing about my crush

pls fall in love with me I'll help you pick up the pieces

you're a little short for a stormtrooper (foreplay)

I am soft in stature and heart

iso someone who wants a soft marshmallow gf

In my slut era (having 2 coffees each day)

what if I threw myself off a bridge

I'll just grab my own ass I guess

instead of annoying my friends, I'm going to write annoying poetry :)

[texting my friends] can I text you what I wish I could text my crush

what is the point of anything lmao idk

oh heyyyyyyy

hear me out, we skip the back and forth and you just love me

we're all pretty weird girls

I'm glad we met :)

wish I could say how I really feel but I'm glad we're friends at least

taking a picture of the tv screen with dr robby and dr abbot on it and being like "I can fix them" and posting it on my close friends ig story which he's on

unfortunately, I would've made something happen so we could spend time together while you're rescheduling

post work cry as a treat

I'm just a lil account a lil guy if u will

april fools is for us who are attracted to men

don't let the calendar dictate your actions, be a fool every day

I feel so unwanted lmfao why does my period do this to me it's so mean

april fools is for us who are attracted to men

sorry in advance for the impending crash out

I need to be the most special and that's my most toxic trait

no weekend could ever live up to the way i look forward to them... sexting is basically the same way