sleepy dad voice: everything will be ok sweet girl come back to bed let's go to sleep

Sorry babe I’m too busy gooning to the thought of the American empire collapsing.

when someone likes your selfie it means you are the most beautiful person in the world

I like when I can tell my moots are dirty pervs like come here you freak

Munchers deserve good head, I said what I said.

holding you down and prone fucking you while you lay on your bed reading your book and growling in your ear "keep reading... out loud"

I learned how to eat pussy from that one part of the chicken wing between the bones that you have to tongue out

make me lick off the mess i make on it <3

2026 will be the year I begin identifying as a wobbly staircase. I require a solid railing.

gm

laying face down half asleep in bed when you feel me slowly biting and tasting your thighs with my tongue, digging my fingers in...using my knees to spread your legs apart

telling my favorite mutual to take it, fuck me like you mean it, take this fucking cock

using that spot right where your hips meet your thighs to dig my thumbs in and gripping my fingers around the curve of your ass to anchor you in place, manhandle you and really grind my mouth and tongue into your pussy

she's so cute I just want to toss her around like a toy until we're both sweaty and she's covered with my cum

Oh

doing the knee between your legs thing to make you grind your pussy on my thigh while making out

lock your ankles around me while I hold you down and treat your body like a fuck toy

oops all veins

RSVP for going to bed with a +1

goodnight

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hey what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch

I'm sorry you're feeling bad sweet girl, just point to every spot where you need me to kiss you to make it better

bunching up your dress while you're sitting in my lap making out and your hands are hungrily undoing my belt

using your needy pussy as a cum dump so many times that you make me a daddy

Uncut guys having to wash it every morning idk

Thigh Thughrsday office pants edition

can I come over and taste how soft you are

🎶all i want for breakfast, is yoouuuu🎶

2026 is the year I'll stop interacting with those who just post hate♡ Good vibes only in 2026♡

please enjoy my old old profile pic from the old website

gm before 2025 ends I need you to bounce your ass off my thighs and fuck me back

imagine if I stared at you directly in your eyes and while holding eye contact I walk slowly towards you until I’m inches away from your face and lean in slightly next to your ear and then let out a huge burp. what would you do then?

one hand and one head pat

does anyone want to be best buds who hold hands sometimes

[reading to myself] "what a good fucking girl you are spread these pages while you spread your legs let all the unhing..." oh my good heavens and mercy

Horny & rolling around in bed whining about it

Revealing my big tits and showing you how they would bounce if you were fucking me <3

why does getting a cold always make my lips so soft and suckable

there is absolutely no reason that a post needs to be good

getting home completely exhausted but still laying you down and servicing you with my hands for being good and waiting for me to get home before touching yourself like I told you to

sorry kitten, daddy is so tired

I'm getting back on my bullshipt #ACNH

turns out doing this while you're riding someone like an animal is also very hot 👀

holy fuck the cum shot I just did would've taken your eye out

For an early birthday treat, I had the pleasure of getting tied by the amazing @knotsnacks.com 🪢❤️ #shibari

The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of your crush is tame a wild horse

touch your thumb to your lips and look at me while you fuck yourself like you mean it

What are we doing to our beautiful queens