So who saw my new piercings here last night 🤭🤭🤭

Literally my favorite.

Brb adding all the cute npr merch to my wishlist throne.com/thedahliaeff...

Currently stuffing my face 🤤

As above (the clit) So below (the g spot)

I keep losing my penjamin in my tank top

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USB-C deez nuts.

If you’re in my DMs but not in my cashapp, that’s why I’m not replying 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Any of my moots using peptides?

Haven’t gotten any tips or subscriptions from here lately 🤷🏼‍♀️ guess you all hate me.

McConnell is still here because nobody wants to touch that soul.

Teetering not to put mascara on before therapy today is probably going to be my biggest win for the week.

No bra summers still going strong 💪 linktr.ee/thedahliaeff... #nsfw #fansly #onlyfans

Day off but it’s gloomy and rainy 🌧️ #monochromemonday

Sorry I’m only funny when I’m manic.

You’re cute 😘

Don’t let this one flop like yesterday. Ok thanks 😘

Newest nails 💅🏻

@thedahliaeffect.bsky.social HERE YOU GO!!! 🤭❤️😘 #bluesky #newpost #nude #naked #legs #thighs #boobs #booty #socks #nsfw #lgbt #nonbinary #pizza

I think this thigh needs a tat. Every $15+ send gets something good 😌

My tattoo artist wants me to come in today to do a negative space tattoo 😅 I’ll be rewarding anyone who funds my bad decisions today 🤑 cash.app/$thedahliaef... 🤑 throne.com/thedahliaeff... 🎁 🤑 mintstars.com/tip/thedahli...

Just realized my next two tattoos are going to be an ass and a mouth and I think that’s actually perfect.

@thedahliaeffect.bsky.social Can I make you my lock screen??? 🥹❤️

I wish my brain was tired when my body is.

Winning 🏆

Ew I have to decide what to make for dinner again 😭

This didn’t even happen for fun reasons. They literally just randomly fell apart 😅 wtf

lizzy borden american girl doll

This and laundry

And if you saw my last post JK. She’s still coming!

Every band I like has just announced a tour date near me and I don’t know how im going to get tickets to every show 😭

Tomorrows the day 🍒

We were making out and he grabbed my wenis

the hottest baddies have the heaviest saddies

Starting a news outlet that reports solely on the Reflecting Pool situation and calling it Algaezeera.

Caught you staring 👀 Now you owe me a coffee mintstars.com/tip/thedahli... cash.app/$thedahliaef...

You should go interact with today’s wagon post. I have a sweet little subby boy that wants to be drained by giving me $1 for every interaction until 8pm 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Fuck it. It’s Wednesday 😂 #nsfw #wagonwednesday #babesky #onlyfans #fansly

I don’t even know how many edibles were in that handful. Night babes ✌️🖤

Might have been a stupid Monday but at least I had a coffee today. #monochromemonday

Adulthood, everything sucks and nothings ever great anymore.

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I like Kalamata olives but hate the regular green and black, and I know rebates I try them everytime thinking maybe I will like them at some point but it just never happens.

Went to make an appointment for my piercings and left with an appointment and a new tattoo 🪩

If you’ve ever called me daddy, I deserve a father’s day gift 🖤😘

This pizza thooooooooo 🍕