Good morning gooners, breakfast is served 🥞

So I can upload images but not video 😭 send me a tip and you’ll get the full clip + some other goodies. mintstars.com/tip/thedahli... #tippingtuesday @mintstars.bsky.social

I can’t upload media here 😭 I don’t know why but maybe because my phone is full. I’ve deleted so much and it still gives me storage full warnings 🥺

I don’t think anyone here wants to see a clip from the video I’m posting on my sub sites. Like you definitely do not want to see that on a Tuesday, right?

Would like a lobotomy so I can take endless naps.

DM me would love to chat! There’s pros and cons but I have mostly positive thoughts on the platform.

Everyone but me looks cute in the free people hot shot onsie and it literally makes me so sad.

Mirror mirror 🪞 tell me everything I want to hear #monochromemonday

Eating breakfast at noon because it’s a fucking Monday.

Make a wish ✨

Just call me Giles Corey the way I want a weighted blanket

That pizza from Wednesday? I had them make it a whole one tonight.

Aaaand someone saved my Sunday shower post so now it’s gone 🖕

I haven’t had a tip from here since April 1st. So if you want content, I’ll send it to you when you tip or you can subscribe 🤷🏼‍♀️ not sure why I even bother with thirst traps here though, never appreciated or compensated and some asshole(s) always saves my posts, and no tips come through.

For 🍕 allowance. You might even get something in return, jk you def will lol. cash.app/$thedahliaef...

PSA CHANGE YOUR BONG WATER ✨💦

Can someone go to the dispo for me, I’m too busy playing cult of the lamb

They were out of chocolate banana French toast but I did get this bomb af avocado 🥑 toast

I don’t know if I should go get pizza ot go out for brunch 😅😅😅

I GOT FANSLY. I have no idea what I’m doing. There’s like a million more buttons than of but if you subscribe I’m more likely to want to figure it out quicker 🤷🏼‍♀️ fansly.com/thedahliaeff...

Want to go scream into the void right now but best I can do is a good cry in the shower

Hopeful plans for the afternoon: Iced coffee Pizza Lobotomy

PSA; if you’re not paying me with money you should be paying me with likes, reposts and comments. I feel like that’s fair 🤷🏻‍♀️

I shouldn’t but I want to 😭😭😭

Here until further notice

You know I’d be 175263737 times better than portnoy

My pizza post made a lot of people want a demon tribute 😂😂😂

1. Stop liking it. It’s at the perfect amount of likes. 2. Why do you all love my pizza more than me 😭😭😭 3. WHO IS SAVING THIS and FOR WHAT?!?! lol

Onlyfans, but it’s just my pizza slices.

You guys only like me for my pizza posts

Must’ve been the food porn

And for the lady, perhaps a tiny weed mint to take the edge off?

Oooh a big block day for me on Bluesky today. Which post made y’all hate me today?

I need a cpa and bookkeeper that will let me pay them in content

This pizza guyssssss it was so good. I want it everyday 😭

you're too pretty to be someone's secret or second option.

Why can’t I upload video clips anymore?

New pfp 💁🏼‍♀️✨

What color or design should I do my nails this week? 💅🏻

1. Nope 2. You can, I have snap and sometimes send voicenotes and post stories talking. I’d actually love to get into doing more audio content though. I have a few on my paid pages.

When monochrome Monday is the same as wax day ✨

Just had a breakfast of leftovers while standing in the fridge eating out of the containers. I don’t really care how you judge me.

What do you want to see me post in monochrome today?

You saved my posts, now you owe me gifts. throne.com/thedahliaeff...

Glazing my ham. Thought of you

Scalloped potatoes.

Happy will rise after getting nailed

*seductively almost chokes on a Cadbury creme egg*

What if he died and they revive him today? All the maga weirdos are going to go crazy with him being second Jesus. So let him die, but next week pls.