Blocking off an hour on today’s calendar for one-on-one training. * nap time

Every annoying kid from grade school who used to tell on everyone for cursing is now an ICE supporter.

You saved my post but failed to send. YOU are why we can’t have nice things here. Cheap ass bitch. mintstars.com/tip/thedahli... cash.app/$thedahliaef...

It’s fun being a girl

Men don’t pay me to be mean to them. They pay me to be honest. If it’s the same thing, that’s not my fault. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I deserve it more than you. That’s why you give it to me.

cops can’t stand when you do donuts in parking lots bc it makes them hungry

Isn’t she lovely 😍 Alt-text: An iced coffee with cold foam floating down it

1. I know 💁🏼‍♀️ but I do enjoy hearing it so, thank you 💋💋💋 2. I’d probably like that too. What are you doing to show me though?

Expect it though.

It’s #tippingtuesday I don’t need to give instructions. You already know what to do. Go on now, make me happy. mintstars.com/tip/thedahli... @mintstars.bsky.social

Yesterdays snow day was perfect. I slept and then I napped. I ate all the junk food and weed chocolate. I smoked weed all day. I did absolutely nothing useful. And somehow that feels like the point.

lol I think I forgot to post monochrome Monday yesterday?

MORE SHOULD BE SAYING THIS

Delete your Twitter. Delete your tiktok. Join a signal group with the people on your block.

your catacombs or mine

Any of my followers that would hate to be blocked by me: Get your shit together and get AV. I’ve got 3.9k followers to go through. So either get AV, remove your nudes/lewds, or DM me to be verified on YOTI so you can stay.

Dont spray paint ICE agents in the face, not only will it blind them and render their glasses unusable, they could also choke on the fumes. Dont use paintball guns and aim at their face, hands or groin. This could seriously harm them.

lol ok.

Just in case it wasn't clear: FUCK ICE FUCK TRUMP FUCK FASCISTS Go back into hiding you fucking cowards

cru for prez town square hangings for every member of ICE even the accountants idgaf we tried nice, they gotta die

If I'm fucking you or playing with you, I would do anything to make you cum. I'd drag my broken body for miles for your pleasure. I will give you all of myself. Everything I have

If your roof blows off you won't even notice

I just want to peg you while you tell me I’m pretty 🎀

I didn't know him but he could have been me. He literally looks like me. He was trying to protect his neighbors, just like I do every day. If you're not mad what will it take? If you haven't called your representatives why not?

The Iranian government is shooting protesters. Thr United States government is shooting protesters.

when the redditors in my dms ask "what u wearing?" u think this is even a possibility in their minds

Gotta get creative! 🖤 We sleep on so much potential for subs, i stgg. Been preaching ideas for years. Boutta start a post series of sub role or task ideas 🤣🤣🤣

Get in loser, we’re gonna go disassociate

Why must everything suck so goddamn much?

This is sickening. This is horrifying. This is infuriating. We are under attack. There is no spin to this.

one solar flare to take the internet out please

Can’t we just get them to go after each other? I don’t feel like they’re working with America’s brightest here, so there’s got to be a way.

Democrats, watching Cujo: “if we just *train* the rabid dog maybe he won’t murder the family in the car”

Who is going to buy me a strap on harness?

Blocking sex workers you’ve never interacted with, but telling everyone you’re so blue, liberal, or left on your profile 🤣🤣🤣

Fuck ICE

Brunch for a Goddess

Who milks the oats for the oat milk? Who milks the nuts for the rest of the milks?

Why do people still go to Dunkin? 🤮

Is it that easy to tell I grew up in a home with severe dysfunction?

I bought a 1,000mg chocolate bar at the dispensary. The proper storm prep.

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I shouldn’t even need to spell this out. But tribute, approach, and *maybe* I’ll consider talking to you about it.