Do you think my therapist will let me take a nap for an hour? I literally think that's what I need more than anything.

*Holds a seance for my self esteem*

terrifying if literal: turn around, bright eyes every now and then i fall apart

It would be nice if I had chocolate cake right now. Do I? No. Because life sucks.

Dogs, man

Sometimes I think how The Beatles were barely 30 when they broke up. All that music, the lyrics that transcend time, they were still in their 20s. That’s amazing! Isn’t it? I’m almost 60 & hardly have the imagination to write a grocery list, let alone a life defining lyric. I just, wow, amazing.

I’m 90% AI.

im 75% fak

I'm 90% fake.

Gravy a song: Dude looks like a gravy...

Just tried a frog-flavored beer. You can really taste the hops.

Dammit Jim, I'm a Dr, not the Messiah!

They played this at the end of tonight's episode of Rooster. Great tune. Remember listening to this in the dorms. youtu.be/fl9KQ1Mub6Q?...

I like Doc Rivers. I hope he stays out of coaching so I can hear him covering the league. But are we sure he's a good coach? He rode that one good Celtics season into a pretty long and mostly unsuccessful career. Great guy, though. Everyone likes Doc.

This afternoon, for the first time in several years, I ate a peanut butter and jelly. We've lived in this current house nearly 7 years and it's for sure the first time. That's crazy it's been that long!

This is pretty much the only day all year I watch any golf. I turned it on a little under an hour ago. I've fallen asleep twice.

Estevao is an amazing talent, but City is making him look like a teenager. Chelsea have done ok so far, but a City breakthrough feels inevitable. They were especially dominant the last 15 minutes or so.

I don't like criticizing songs or musicians as they have more talent and bravery than I. But there are some that aren't my cup of tea. Most Mariah Carey, who is a wonderful vocalist, but I don't like her songs. And Paula Abdul, who is cute, so record contract!

Me welcoming all my new followers

was once New Amsterdam.

Tough day for Spurs fans, but I can't even schadenfreude it, because Chelsea is about to get beat down by City. (Arsenal losing yesterday was not helpful for the Blues today)

I forgot the word “tourniquet” so I called it a first aid scrunchie.

Wish my therapist would show me his scoreboard so I can know if I’m winning therapy or not.

A woman called me beautiful irl yesterday and I've been riding that high for over 24 hours.

I need to listen to The Cult more. youtu.be/ZCOSPtyZAPA?...

Have you ever felt ashamed to be a white ass American?

Like, Duh Megyn? This is what you needed to see this? Really? Drawing a line now? Ok enough politics. The gross hypocrisy of the red hats is too much.

If you see this, post a character from space

Jonah Hill looks weird now.

Black, White, and Blood Red youtu.be/0AgqptLtHfw?...

Gen-X in nursing homes is gonna be something. They’re not ready for us.

Man's best friend. They got that right.

Jesus evil lords, come get your ignorant simp, he's making less sense than usual. (Which is saying something)

Who's track team hosts a home meet tomorrow? (This guy)

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

Every day, I am more and more certain that the internet was a fucking mistake.

I think Mother Nature has multiple personalities this spring. 3 days of similar weather in a row? Ha!

Alright, time to buckle in for the latest episode of The Pitt. Keep it down over there, I need to concentrate. #ThePitt

do i just eat the entire thing of gummies for the end of the warld or nah

Fuck it! I don’t care what day today is. I’m making tacos for dinner!

Theme song

Michigan is very grabby in defense. They are an excellent team. Just a noticement, not a criticism.

"Goodnight moon" #synthart

All lost socks enter a portal to become spirit guides.

Trump fired Bondi for not weaponizing DOJ aggressively enough against his enemies. Let that sink in. She wasn't too corrupt. She wasn't corrupt enough. That's where we are.

Jonathan the 193-year old tortoise: