SON: can you open this gogurt for me MY WIFE: please no ME: *running to get samurai sword* hell yes I can

Slow Horses might be the best spy/adventure type series that I can think of It makes stuff like The A team, and stuff we grew up on, just look cartoon-ey.

That announcer sounded so disappointed when JP hit that goal to put Chelsea ahead. #ChelseaFC

Nothing good happens after 2 am.

Bill Simmons continues his streak of praising players who used to be on the Lakers, by today praising Max Christie. He joins, KCP, Alex Caruso, Lonzo Ball, Josh Hart, and any innumerable number of Lakers players he criticized and downplayed, until they play for someone else. What an ass.

I played the "Snack Homiez" SNL sketch for my sons (ages 21 and 23). They did not like it. I, however, thought it was hilarious. *They felt it was making fun of how they talk. It is. Anyway, I thought it was funny. youtu.be/jCZXQxtPsgw?...

BREAKING: ICE officials are reportedly worried that, if Congress requires ICE agents to unmask and wear identification, 75% of the agents will quit rather than be ostracised for the rest of their lives by family, friends, employers, and society...

Sir Duncan is an instant favorite. What an engaging character.

Things could be worse. (as frightening as that sounds)

Hear me out: Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera

Here is the letter from a Minnesota police officer reflecting the values of law enforcement officers of integrity.

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As always, Neil Young is a badass.

"My music will never be available on Amazon, as long as it is owned by Bezos"— Neil Young

You ever clip your fingernails, and one just shoots out of there, like it really needed to be somewhere NOW?

A thread of MAGA protesting with guns and not getting murdered for it... Arizona, November 2020

Great 3 hours of Tom Brady pretending to be normal. "What do you think of that play, KB?"

Sorry Denver fans, you'll have to wait til fall to yell "In-com-plete" again. PS. Everyone knows it's incomplete. No other teams fans do this. For a reason.

Gene Steratorre once again agrees with the call. The agrees with the replay that overturns the call. Can I get his job? (He always does this)

🤣🤣

I'm a bit torn today, as I really dislike the Broncos. But it would be funny if Stidham led them to the Super Bowl, after they slobbered over Bo Nix all year. (He's not good, in that, he does make good plays, but he's wildly inaccurate)

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

MAGA: it's not too late to accept that you were lied to. Defending this, despite the evidence of your eyes & ears, is WRONG. Please. Recognize the lies. Reject them. It doesn't matter why you voted for it. I don't think any of this is what you wanted. Put it behind you. #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

A doctor who witnessed the shooting submits a sworn declaration in federal litigation to halt ICE surge in MN: "I did not see him attack the agents or brandish a weapon of any kind." and "The victim had at least three bullet wounds in his back." Read storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

So much this!

Why am I watching this? I'm so afraid right now. #skyscraperlive

Statement from the family of Alex Jeffrey Pretti:

Holy shit. I'm so nervous. Don't die on live TV dude.

So, who's going to watch this Sumbitch climb a building?

Demonstrators as far as the eye can see. Current status of the march in Downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota for Ice Out of Minnesota. They are turning onto 3rd Street from 5th Avenue.

It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

There's an argument to be made, that Ann Wilson of Heart may be the greatest rock vocalist of them all. I mean... youtu.be/2cZ_EFAmj08?...

Bojack Horseman is brilliant. It's at once just crazy whackadoodle off the wall comedy, but it's also pretty deep and really goes places. Fabulous show.

People ask me all the time(they don't actually), they say, Coach, who's your favorite singer ever. And I say, well that's Chris Cornell. (But I really don't, bc no one ever asks that.) I never met, but I wish he was still here. youtu.be/zpMfZPAc1kg?...

This is flipping awesome! The old Pet Shop Boys song, redone with a hard rock edge... Rock on , Ghost! music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I know things are messed up right now.... And... That's just how it is.

Good morning. Miami lost the national championship at home to a Cuban QB from Miami who they chose not to recruit

The struggle is real. (Getting up off the couch)

I have no idea what is waiting for me when I leave the house this morning. (I mean, I have a pretty good general idea... but you know, things can happen) Let's give compliments today! Spread a little sunshine.

OMG, just read this kid is 18 years old? That's nuts!

Fortune 500 companies that have contracts with ICE: -Amazon -AT&T -Booz Allen Hamilton -Caci -Charter Communications -Comcast -Dell -Ecolab -FedEx -General Dynamics -L3Harris -Motorola -Thermo Fisher -UPS Know who profits from Trump's cruelty.

Worth saying a lot...

Just spreading the word. www.freeameri.ca

This is just a dirty play, honestly.

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Way to tackle the big issues CBS. Good job, guys.

NYT video analysis is pretty definitive. He was out of the path of the vehicle when he fired, the tires were clearly turned to the right, and the President and others are relying on the poorest quality clip to argue he was struck by the vehicle. He wasn’t

it's sunday night dread time

Perfection! SPOT on! Where are my white liberal beauties at? (Or our women of color who always come through) This is such a key for any election going forward. Are you on board?