3Miles ✅ 9:44 pace. 78 and humid at run time, so not horrible. But I wouldn't want it any warmer. Yard work this afternoon is going to SUCK. 😄

I'm sitting here procrastinating my run. Why? Because it's hot and humid. Meanwhile, the longer I wait, the hotter and more uncomfortable it will get. And yet...

Who are your favorite sitcom roommates? Larry and Balki

Boy meets girl Boy loves girl Boy gets girl Boy loses girl Boy gets sad Boy gets girl back (This is most love stories, actually)

This was awesome, I only saw the last lap, but I saw the last lap Thanks for sharing! Incredible.

Her: can you take a hint? Me: take it where?

This is exactly how I am going to be in about 15-30 minutes. 🤣

You guys. My husband was talking about the World Cup. Our son interrupted. “DIRTY SCORED A LOT OF GOALS. Dirty. The soccer player. Dirty.” We all stared at each other. Then it occurred to me. Messi. Dirty, Messy. Messi scored a lot of goals

When you watch Cheers reruns, you have to watch the theme song. Have to. It adds so much.

Related: (Need to see him solo or with the Anthem sometime. Got to be incredible.) youtu.be/wEjdOfsmNEA?...

I attempted to watch the Paul McCartney documentary on Prime. It's not very good. Just in my opinion. Lot's of great footage though. It's all about Wings, which is fine if you like Wings, but I wish it could've been more about him.

Ever? Carlin, probably. But I've rotated through lots of favorites. Mulaney, Seinfeld, Segura, Louis CK (before, ok?) There are so many good ones right now.

Keegan-Michael Key seems like he'd be a fun hang. I have no idea why I think this. But I do. Pretty much since I knew who he was.

i’ve smoked 4 packs of Canadian Wildfires

Brian Fallon makes good music, man. youtu.be/1uyTONAlPm8?...

My skeet when I hit post

Me, examining a new follower...

I finished Widows Bay. It was good. But I'm not sure why folks were flipping out about it. I did like it though. Matthew Rhys is really good. He's always good.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Does Tom kill this nice old lady? I don't want to know! Can't come back here now, have to focus.

“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”

8 million things to watch, yet I don't wanna watch anything. Too hot to do anything outside, except melt. I've got one ep of Widows Bay left. I guess I can finish that.

I don't always give up easily, but I've gotten better at it

Put on this shirt today for work. About halfway to work, I decide to switch from podcast to music. First song listed in the "speed dial" section, "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?". 😱

you know who else loves me just the way I am, horseflies

they told everyone to bring their speciality to the work potluck so I’m just bringing a giant plate of vibes

incredible -- more than two hours into this morning's Fox & Friends, "fraud" has not been mentioned a single time and hosts haven't discussed Trump's big primetime speech at all. They have 787 million reasons to ignore it.

Good morning, Skeethearts ☀️❤️☕️

Replacing all the lettuce in my salad with maple brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts.

🎶THEY RALLY ROUND THE TOILET WITH A BAG OF TACO BELL🎶

A ticket we can get behind. (Not like that!)

can’t breathe the air can’t drink the water can’t eat the food, finally the capitalist utopia is complete

Today's projected high temperature is 96, and this almost ensures I am leaving work early and going to The Odyssey. (I was going to do this anyway, but now I can blame the heat. )

The Roller Skating rink playlist if you have YouTube Music. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I am serious in saying that if you work for this man at the Cabinet level and love your country and heard this speech tonight you should be making phone calls to try to get everyone together to 25th him before midnight I'm still shaken by how utterly crazed what I just heard was

Read this immediately. Here's the bullshit buster of Trump's speech tonight 👇

Guys, he's here! @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social Looks fairly active too.

He's putting out a new half hour like every week. Just gets up starts talking about what's happening. And has LINES. Crazy impressive.

Ok, Josh Johnson might be my favorite young stand up. He's killing it. youtube.com/shorts/BKCvk...

Wow. That seems crazy

How is Craigslist still a thing? People still searching for convenient murdering?

It's that time. The time to walk the dogs. But it's currently 89 feels like 93. So piss on that, I'm waiting.

Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Bravo NBC and ABC! As our country descends deeper into authoritarian fascism — recognizing the danger that Trump's desperation represents to the republic and the future of democracy, NBC and ABC has decided not to air the serial lying psychopath's national address this evening.

Home from work, left a touch early, but it's July. Productive day! Since it's 92 outside, going watch/nap my way through a movie. Maybe I will do something in 2 hours. 😅

3 miles ✅ 9:42 pace today. Not my fastest this summer, but solid. 💪 Ran to my Roller Skating Rink playlist, which is upbeat, fun, and nostalgic. PROBABLY go 4 Saturday, depending on how I feel.