I was just watching "Your Friends and Neighbors" tonight, started Season two, and SHE was in the show! Playing violin at a party. That's wild. And yes that would be good running music!

Ok, give me your controversial music take. The Beatles are under-rated. I stand by this take.

The burger king was ultimately sad and alone, as all his subjects were made of dead meat and bread, and his power meant nothing to them.

*inventing italics* What if the letters looked like they were a little drunk

*Inigo Montoya voice* you keep using that word, "ceasefire" I do not think it means what you think it means

if you think it all costs a lot now, just wait until America gets the bill to undo all of this dumb fucking shit

I only have room in my heart for one true love, and it’s antacids.

Yes, the same rules must apply to all!

This is pretty sweet. Good on ya, Mayor.

Only posting because I ALMOST picked this as my pfp today. Share someone who looks stylish in stripes. (giving myself way too much credit here.)

Anyone who unfollows me on my birthday gets fed to the garden snakes. They've been waiting all year.

“The hell if I know” is my usual answer to any question.

Love is love. Pass it on.

Love is love. Pass it on.

Love is love. PASS THAT SHIT ON.

#newpfp I went with an actual picture of my face. I don't know how long I will keep it.

Dogs, man.

One of the best things about being alive is that there are dogs. Remember, if you're having a tough time, there are dogs.

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Good morning! ☕️☀️😎🌸☮️🎶💗

The vegetable crisper is where my good intentions go to rot

Yelling “CHAKA KAHN” at random things, inanimate objects and the like. It passes the time.

a cult following is kind of fun until they expect you to keep performing

an emu is just an ostrich that's found my chemical romance

Jon Hamm plays hung over better than everyone.

You shouldn't make anyone else's life harder than it already is.

Truth right here

I want a nap, but frankly, it's too late. So I've got that going for me

Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18

You can’t spell women without omen.

They kicked me out of debate camp. Frankly, I couldn’t argue with them.

if you’re flirting with me i won’t know it i probably think you have the flu or something

Probably The Beatles. But, if I was feeling rocking, I might say Les Zeppelin.

why Elmo when Elrojo was there all along

Zoom and take in those eyes.

The tide: high Me: holding on

This should be posted everywhere until the midterms and then some.

America doesn't run on Dunkin, it runs on mass psychosis.

Boom! You’re done. (me being the 70th like)

“oh he’s the guy who always looks tired” -what others say about me probably… because I am always tired

Dexter-ity is the chance someone becomes a serial killer posing as a detective

@twosense.bsky.social Went 3 miles in the rain/sprinkles. #ProofofBrooks #ProofofCoach

I can be awkward, but in my defense, I am incredibly awkward

Stages of Bob's Burgers fandom. 1. Louise is hilarious! 2. Gene is the best! 3. Accepting the fact that Tina was the funniest all along.

True Story...

BREAKING: These 4 chickens playing piano have backed out of Freedom 250.

Just do it