I can think my way in and out of some shit way too easily

She’s clearly off the Benzino line of action figures. Mfs look compressed

😔

Way too many times

First Began-PJ Morton

Nope! They did it the right way!

I need to tell y'all something. Nobody cares who you're cutting off in 2026. Just do it.

People with dog avis are super racist generally. Pretty common

Not capitalizing Black show they not really Black

I know he’s serious about his family Best friends

New York has entered the chat to slap you silly

Guess I’m the vice president’s momma then

Can't just tell us he's doing the thing. We need answers, friend 🥺

I don’t defend people that don’t need defending.

The Black Phone. Cuz come on!!!

Just cause u didn’t know something, it doesn’t make it untrue

ACAB. Fuck Shaq.

Hot Take: Christmas is the NBAs day and it should remain that way. Sorry NFL no one wants to see 5 teams out of the playoff race on national tv.

What Child is This (Because they aren’t talking to me in that tone?)

Show me how your 2025 went

Why the fuck is Morgan Freeman still a thing?

It is 2025 and well beyond time for the bacon people and the cereal people to create an alliance with the ziplock people

The honor system only works among those with honor

I’m always down to do time for my people. Just visit when you can. And maybe launder some money for my honey buns

The gift of COPD isn’t one that we need. Eff ‘em

I look at most shit and say “I’m too old for this shit” Then I realize I was too old for this shit when I was 10. Mfs are not doing well

I’m broke and have money for that Kickstarter right damn now!

Steve Harvey

The way Nicki tried to erase Kim back in the day while jacking her whole style pretty much tracks with the agenda of the snowrillas she’s running with now.

You heard that mf read “Yosemite” and voted for him AGAIN? Yeah, you’re a racist and your parents are siblings

My brother, I’m still living…just clothed 😂😂😂😂🫡

Pronouncing that Thrlack

Still wondering about that 2 trillion Rumsfeld couldn’t find

the Pentagon has failed its 8th audit in a row. Which means they’re getting billions from our tax dollars every year and don’t have to be accountable for them. But tell me more about your frustration with how your tax dollars go towards public assistance programs.

A semi literate man was allowed to question the intelligence of highly educated women while threatening to sue anyone who released his transcripts. He then questioned someone’s age and sanity while talking about Hannibal Lecter & waxing poetic about Arnold Palmer’s dick White people aren’t ok

People that should be in a landfill shouldn’t be making decisions for the group

Being told what’s “masculine” by these mfs should be hilarious…yet I’m not fucking laughing

I want the files released. I simultaneously know that none of these mfs think child SA is a deal breaker as long as the perpetrators are white The perversion isn’t a revelation. It’s the fucking brand

I want whoever advised to stop calling them weird eliminated

Being mad about highly trained non white people having jobs then hiring stupid white people would be hilarious as a movie…. Not funny as a philosophy How the fuck do you get so many unqualified water biscuits just doing fuck shit Willy Nilly?

They did it to get Trump in so they can do it to get him out.

White people could literally go raid the Capitol on a lunch break between Christmas shopping and change the trajectory of the country by dinner. I don’t want to hear it.

Avery Wilson Sometimes he be doing a liiiiiiittle too much, but when he's in his bag, he's solid

Even the fan said he wasn’t punched. Do better

Ouija time!!

Lamar hurt Andrews being unhinged Zay crying on the sideline The staples of the Ravens in a big game With the new Henry fumble twist

Fucking cop punched this guy so hard, his eye got squished. This was over another busy body "idk this person, let me call the cops.” Squished like a grape is the doctor’s words. thecivilrightslawyer.com/2025/12/18/c...

Can democracy be dead if some of us never experienced the shit?