likkle sneak peak. also playing around with the concept of an “interlude” basically letting the beat sit for a few bars.

And a version of close friends

Had to switch tabs a bit lol

I haven't seen no butt, yet.

if he sneeze, it's gon sound like somebody tearing off a sheet of aluminum foil.

So I could* get this other part-time job opportunity back home, but it would be yet another pay cut based on what I'm making now. However, at least I would already be home?

I’ve seen Black Mirror. Nope!

That’s the issue: foot niggas don’t know boundaries They be toeing the line

The pandemic really killed the happy hour experience.

We are about to see some phenomenal backpedaling in the coming months. Truly glorious maneuvering.

My boss:"Your resting bitch face is so fuckin lethal." Me:"That's so tea."

Starving and I’ve only eaten once today. I should have gone to the grocery store earlier. Probably gonna just hit the gym and settle on a protein shake.

When you feel imposter syndrome sneaking up on you, just remember that JD Vance lectured the Pope on theology.

I really want to make some baked macaroni. But I also want to try my hand at making greens. I also want some crawfish, shrimp, sausage, and catfish.

It's giving appetizer. Looking forward to the entree.

I NEED A SUGAR DADDY!!! AND A FULL-TIME JOB!!!

May you be chosen in ways that don’t confuse your nervous system

Kind of want to go to DC or NYC Pride….

The power of the tongue and mind is crazy. Whatever you say out loud, in your mind, and in your subconscious can come into fruition for better or worse. Be intentional in the way you speak and think about yourself.

I don't want Rihanna to make another album. I am so serious.

TMZ and People magazine being the last reliable organizations for real journalism should really tell you what a joke white society is

a clear toaster so you can see how toast the toast is

U.S. Fertility Rate Plummets To Pre-Nick Cannon Levels

NEW @durandbernarr.bsky.social ALBUM ALERRRRRRRT 5/1/26 🥹🥹🥹🥹

China driving through the blockade and the Strait

Having friends that also enjoy being sluts is soooo fun 🤣😂

jack dorsey’s success is absolutely mystifying to me given that he’s demonstrably an absolute dumbass who makes catastrophically bad decisions on a regular basis

Lmfaooo look at what a student made for the principal today. It’s supposed to be a thumbs up 👍🏽

If I walked on a manslaughter charge, I’d probably want to stay home all the time too! 🤷🏽‍♀️

(Gen z catching strays. Me, as a Zillennial)

if ANYBODY needs to be inside on a permanent basis....... it's you, killa.

Voters in a small Missouri town, unhappy with the city council’s approval of a $6B data center, ousted all four incumbent council members running for reelection

My mom: Why don't you want kids? Me:

Wine her. Dine her. Eat her vaginer.

I’m actively choosing to not comment on that tour because folks sold out that boy’s last international tour just last year and no one said a word about Usher’s latest statements.

And big back, I beg!

the looks bro received tho 🫪

OHHHH MYYYY GODDDDDDDD

Again, singing "YEEESSSSSSSSSS!"

Stop using fat as an insult, PLEASE.

Consuming bone broth for every meal day 1: Get me something solid right now and I’m not playing. I have a craving for solid food but nothing in particular. Maybe a simple rice and ground beef would suffice?

Don’t get me started cause… Also, non black* because… some..TIMES…

Just had flashbacks to catfish-gate and the fact that everyone is STILL saying we have more amongst us.

Nosotros oopamos.

Baby girl just asked me to move from Row 8 to 24 middle seat so she could sit next to her boyfriend. Shugafoot i am so sorry but alas…..

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

burn it all down.

Someone said it must’ve been his first rodeo and I hollered!! 🤣🤣