Up at the ass crack of dawn and ain’t gotta be at work… Oh well, good morning yall 🌅

WAKE UP !!!! There is always a distraction www.cnn.com/2025/12/31/p...

just want to remind folks that pushback and public outrage stopped them from closing the CDC library. i bet pushback will stop them here, too

Better than the other option! Child free in 2026!

Dick-riding hours, allegedly.

Please leave AI in 2025. I’m tired of losing respect for y’all dumbasses.

outgrowing friendships sucks as much as friendship breakups.

2026 is dedicated to prosperity, friendship, and health.

In 2026, tell people EXACTLY how they’re being weird. Don’t hold back.

Elon Musk is being prosecuted and sanctioned in France , for Election FRAUD .

just so it's clear: this is the exact core function of genAI Fascist government and climate deniers love it because it can produce the aesthetics of knowledge without any actual tendency towards truth. It is automated denialism. Shame on every climate scientist promoting its use (there are lots)

I’m not hungover but I’m not NOT hungover.

I like her 🤣🤣🤣⬇️⬇️⬇️

America step yo pussy up!!! “We’re the greatest” my ass! 😒

Body is yearning for some attention and pleasure, but I’m not gay anymore.

these mid twenties young niggas be thinking they freaks. I told this nigga I will literally put you through a titanium wall. I'm true to this, not new to this. know the doll!

“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.” In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.

Me waking up this early hasn’t changed in 2026 😆

My morning alarm was going off an hour ago, and I reached for my tv remote to turn it off 😂😂

CLAIMING IT! Asé!!!

I absolutely believe that most of the pardoned Jan 6th Insurrectionists are now employed by ICE.

Being off for this period made me realize that maybe I don’t hate life itself after all. That job, and having to live in this capitalist, hustle-focused society though… yeah. I definitely hate those.

2025 we lost so many people we loved, but gained angels for sure ❤️‍🩹❤️🕊️

A lot of talk of bootyholes but I’m not seeing bootyholes! This is why the country is in collapse now!

Straight men be so fine until they open their mouth

everyone has a crush on laith ashley. me too. 😏

Artificial Intelligence.

I hope those of us who still believe and want to experience it get to have that in 2026. I hope we find the love we are looking for in what can sometimes feel like a hopeless place.

Bluesky unintentionally put all the right ppl together.

All of Chloe’s singles released prior to her debut album should’ve been on the actual album.

Watching Foxy Brown for the first time right now, btw.

I’m transitioning into an all new era of my life and mindset, and I HAVE to stay committed to the process to achieve the beautiful life that I’ve spent the last four years (and counting) working towards.

I hope the new year bring y’all smaller bootyholes cause y’all posted some potholes on this motherfucker this year!

Boy who wants to add more dolls to his collection.

My favorite questions to ask myself about the world are the ones where I ask ‘Who was the first person to [blank] and what was going through their mind?’ Examples: - first person to boil a crab and crack it open - first person to fist/get fisted - first person to smoke weed

Nigga 💀💀💀

The sad thing is if R. Kelly went on an Arena tour tomorrow, it would sell out.

Me? Big booties and naked men.

Someone sat next to me and was all in my phone so I went to the AfterDark tab and he moved

That’s exactly why I quit. Ain’t flown since.

Yo. We can like Cardi and not infantilize her. She know who she with. And she knows how SHE get down herself. Ya’ll green as hell 😭

I’m manifesting SO hard right now. Feels like I’m edging the universe with my charm and Texas-sized assets. I’ll let y’all know when I’ve finally hit jackpot.

Black Twitter lost its magic once the incentive to monetize posts and rage baiting rolled out, so to expect any platform to have that same magic when twitter lost it since 2019 is crazy. Move on.

All TSA agents do is yell and flirt.

And then there’s me, a romantic hoe.

Isiah Whitlock Jr, best known for his role as Clay Davis on “The Wire,” has died. He was 71

Anybody else ready for 2025 to be ova ?

libsoftiktok is now the third most powerful branch of government after the president and supreme court

I wonder is he going to start posting Kelvin Harrison Jr again now