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@thetxtreasure.bsky.social
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Your favorite thick Texan. If I ever disappear, know that I am of sound mind and body.
"Tell me who I have to be to get some reciprocity."
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I want to bottom again, but I reallyyy don't want nobody in Austin. I have to wait until I'm back in Dallas, unfortunately.
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𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶
about 2 hours ago
There’s nothing I love more than seeing a homophobic man get the shit beat out of him by a gay man bc you deserve
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Patrick, Not Pat
about 2 hours ago
Fight videos, celebrity sex tapes, Jay-Z freestyles… y’all said we gone go hard before May ends.
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Post Punk-y Brewster
about 1 hour ago
I’m obsessed with this crochet artist from Chicago Chelsea B. Obsessed. The innovation… yeah, she’s exactly who she thinks she is!
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Janet Jackson avoiding being approached.
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about 1 hour ago
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Mind you, that graduation took place in my hometown -- Mesquite, Texas. I try to tell people that the gays that grow up there are different. They went to school* in Mesquite, but got roots elsewhere.
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about 1 hour ago
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HERmone Biles 🐐
about 4 hours ago
If you look at this and see Stephanie as the problem and not CC, who has a CLEAR attitude and lack of respect in her demeanor…
#WNBA
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Culture Crave 🍿
about 3 hours ago
‘Backrooms’ opens to $118M at the global box office 💰 • Biggest opening in A24’s history • Production budget was ~$10M
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son.
about 2 hours ago
I know it’s old, and has been talked into the ground. But Cheyenne Bryant masquerading as a mental health professional, even though she ABSOLUTELY lacks licensure. Illustrates a mass lack of critical thinking.
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Bruno Tonioli: It's A Bit Scary
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Bald-Headed Demon 😈
about 2 hours ago
if you not a lil gay stfu until july
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JoJo's Questionable Adventure
about 15 hours ago
I want Black men to stop putting a wig on and using Black women as the butt of any joke… literally do anything else. ANYTHING ELSE.
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Do any of y'all know who I'm talking about? Light-skinned, big beard, head wrap, loved cats, and had gauges?
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about 10 hours ago
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˗ˏˋjizzy mcguireˎˊ˗
about 18 hours ago
streets saying jizzy mcguire needs his ass ate off the bone…
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🌷🌹Petal to the Meadow🌹🌷
about 18 hours ago
Listen, meanwhile I'm trying to hold back tears 'cause I'm too overwhelmed by how fine, cute, sexy, intellectual, unique, etc. they are 😭😭😭
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Status Coup News
about 17 hours ago
🚨Ian Austin, 6-tour combat veteran, shows us his injury after NJ state police struck him with a projectile outside Delaney Hall ICE prison. "We're willing to f*cking die here!" he shouts at police. WE'RE LIVE ⬇️
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Princeton.
about 16 hours ago
"Hov combed his locs out!" .....they sitting in that closet in their regular spot. right atop the golden wighead.
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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ
about 16 hours ago
me when i get my hands on oomf
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xoxopowjones
about 16 hours ago
Time for me to take it up a notch
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Marisa Kabas
about 16 hours ago
Good to see
@velshi.com
out there. This is fucking crazy.
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Author Alexis “AC” K.
about 15 hours ago
This was a lot to take in lol but I heard him call Kanye a chatty bitch and Nicki a maga coke head lolol
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Michelle (like Obama)
about 15 hours ago
Mood all Summer 2026 😌
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Karlito P
about 15 hours ago
I am deserving of the life I want ‼️
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This is AI.
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about 12 hours ago
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Lindsay Beyerstein
about 22 hours ago
Now that America’s 250th is officially a Trump rally, someone should sue to stop it. He’s spending public money on this spectacle and the only fig leaf was that it was non political.
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Gym Leader Gold ✨️
about 20 hours ago
Oh you're about to have a TIME
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Aaron Rupar
about 20 hours ago
Trump’s behavior on social media today is so unhinged even by his standards that I can’t help but wonder what the doctors really told him the other day. This is a deeply unwell person.
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Big Faze
about 20 hours ago
Never in all my years have I seen a literal “Little Scuffle” 😅😭😭
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Kat Abughazaleh
about 20 hours ago
I love how AMC trailers are now 1. Trailers 2. Ad for Amazon 3. More trailers 4. AMC ad telling you you’re at a movie 5. AMC ad reminding you that you’re at a movie 6. 5-sec cut of Nicole Kidman reminding you you’re at the movies 7. TURN OFF YOUR PHONE 8. Did you know you’re at the movies
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Marcus D. Moore
about 19 hours ago
I will “LOOK AT GOD!!” any and every time I find a parking spot.
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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ
about 19 hours ago
me and who?
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I want this lifestyle for myself, actually. And I mean immediately, too.
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about 18 hours ago
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Rico, hausfatha of WAWG & short king CEO 🧞✨
about 19 hours ago
My friend nigga be sending her $1K “just because” and I’m like… Jesus, hello???
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Judge Judy's Emphatic 'Times Up!'
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nai 🦋
about 22 hours ago
You could never make me hate Moonlight.
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Intimate Kiss Scene from Moonlight
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Jeff Lazarus
1 day ago
Oh shit I hope the spider is OK.
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Kyle Rittenhouse hospitalized following bite from venomous spider
“The communists couldn’t take me out and i’ll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out,” said the gunman who opened fire in Kenosha, Wisconsin, on Aug. 5, 2020.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/gun-rights-advocate-kyle-rittenhosue-spiders-bite-rcna344014
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Is plantguy still with us? I haven’t seen him in a minute….
about 23 hours ago
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mtsw
about 24 hours ago
Platner story is weird because based on the reporting, it's either borderline un-newsworthy or so-bad-he-should-drop-out and the reporters who broke it don't even really seem to know which of those is the case.
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The Bearded Educator
about 23 hours ago
White liberals never miss an opportunity to tell Black people, especially Black women, what they need to do. It's way more preferred than holding their fellow white people accountable.
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Candy✨
1 day ago
If you’re ok with grown men flipping cars when their favorite team wins a championship but somehow find fault in black children dancing at their graduation… I know what you are.
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van cartier
1 day ago
I have to keep reminding myself that they don’t give a fuck about me 🙄
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Mikey
about 24 hours ago
I once asked a guy on a first date what kinda music he liked and his immediate response was “I lean more towards R&B but I hate Beyoncè “ 😂😂 With a smile I said “ well R&B stands for Rhythm and Blues not Rhythm and Beyoncé , so that was an odd answer” There was no second date
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🗣️ PaRappa Thee Yappa™ [of #BeehBC]
about 24 hours ago
Tory Lanez is a stand-in for niggas who want to avoid accountability. He represents all the times niggas did a woman dirty & actually had to face the consequences of their actions. Him losing was them losing. In supporting Tory, niggas achieve a level of catharsis for their own denied wrongdoing.
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𝟸 𝙷𝚞𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚎
1 day ago
I just think hating Meg is a character flaw. Fix your spirit.
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Papii’s Requiem
1 day ago
Yall like scary movies forreal?!?
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Xavier D’Leau
1 day ago
they finna be ACTING!
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I love that we are THINKING and CONVERSING today!!!!
1 day ago
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Lupita Nihongo
1 day ago
I know this is a deviation but it makes me think of how historically, Black men are whatever white society need us to be in order to be scapegoats. The slave was both too dumb to be free but also ever wily. The Black man is referred to as Boy but he is also a (sexual) threat. The list goes on.
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✊🏾🏳️🌈 Seddie in Black ♋️✊🏾
1 day ago
So it’s not just me?
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(En)Joy* 🏴☠️🇵🇷🗽🐈⬛️
1 day ago
Like, you know what's going on right now in Jamaica..? Like in Puerto Rico, Jamaicans can't access their own BEACHES. You know how fucking bonkers that is..? That ENGLAND can restrict JAMAICANS from going onto beaches. In JAMAICA. But complaining about THEIR country being taken over. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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(En)Joy* 🏴☠️🇵🇷🗽🐈⬛️
1 day ago
White supremacy really is a Swiss Army knife. You whatever it needs you to be.
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