Elijah’s Bizarre Adventure
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The keys to the city and an all expense paid trip to Turks and Caicos for your lawyer
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about 9 hours ago
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First of all mint chocolate chip hate is forced! Secondly, the correct answer is cookie dough eeeeeyuck!
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about 11 hours ago
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Okay kinda glad I didn’t give up on Mob Psycho 100–it’s starting to get real interesting
about 12 hours ago
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It’s possible for a plain, country cumdump and a prince to join in marriage Or whatever the fairy godmother said
about 13 hours ago
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#throwbackthursday
2017
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about 14 hours ago
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Let’s retire the word “big back” in 2026, mmkay?
about 16 hours ago
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Thaaank you! Been seeing one too many Spotify wraps…
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about 17 hours ago
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Meanwhile I’m doing both at the same damn time
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about 17 hours ago
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This a reminder 📣
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about 20 hours ago
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about 21 hours ago
Black men, go to the doctor.
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The Card
1 day ago
Sure, I've been badly hurt many times throughout the past few years, but at least I'm also incredibly stressed and strained financially.
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❄️🎄✨Nani or Nice✨🎄❄️
2 days ago
Not trying to burst any bubbles; but Spotify is over. They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.
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LOVE this! I’ve been working with kids and teens for a number of years now. And I’ve said it so many times that these babies are too plugged in and it’s causing significant and avoidable stress. Way to be Australia 👏🏽
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Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾♂️✨
1 day ago
Starting a conversation with simply “Hi” or “Hey” will get you ignored every time.
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Knucklehead #2 Now, as the saying goes when someone tells you who they are, believe them! And you should especially believe them when they tell you on multiple occasions that they’re “crazy” and “love to fight” and that even their family will attest to this (which they did). But silly ole me heard
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Shot my shot and found out that not only does he already have a boyfriend, but he’s only into White guys (specifically daddy bears) Well then…
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Introduce yourself as a black tv character
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1 day ago
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GO LOOK AT THE MOON!! 😍
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Us cisgender men have to be some of the most interesting (somewhat derogatory connotation) species on this planet…idk if it’s just me but I’ve made an observation and I’m still developing my hypothesis. But in the past when I’ve used an app for LTR purposes, I had shit luck! The guys couldn’t carry
2 days ago
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Is Spotify still running ads for ICE recruitment? 🤔 👀
2 days ago
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Ninetales, too
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2 days ago
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Imagine dating someone for 7 weeks and you call out that they seem hesitant to be emotionally intimate with you. They realize you’re right and admit that they’re struggling with vulnerability and self-love, and that they have lots of work to do on themselves (mind you he slid in my DMs). He asks you
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3 days ago
sorry i simply must show you
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Positive Black Content
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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ
3 days ago
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Jo-Ho-Ho-ey 🎄
8 days ago
Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem
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Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better? But because I knew you, I have been changed for good.
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Look at my bestie/wife, Michaela!! So proud of her 🤩 But also this cast?!
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Princess
3 days ago
Apologizing to a Black child is an act of liberation. It validates, empowers, and teaches that accountability is love.
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Soooo…Cowboy Carter still isn’t in theaters, huh? 🤔
3 days ago
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To those of you who were saying part 2 of wicked wasn’t as good as part 1, tell me what type of drugs you’re taking, so I can stay *far* away from them
3 days ago
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If you zoom in, you can still see the tears in my eyes 😭
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3 days ago
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So I’ve started my 12th and final book for the year and my god! You guys were not joking when you said that it will have you feeling all the feels—mind you I’m only 100 pages deep 😮💨
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H🅾️®️Ⓜ️🅾️N🅰️LE🅾️
12 months ago
Black Men, we are the standard. Often imitated but never successfully duplicated. We are wonderfully created in all our colors and sizes. ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 Don’t let no one tell ya different.
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Is the body tea? No But is the body dysmorphic? Hell yea 😎
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Everybody swear they got good 🍆 and 🍑 🐈⬛ but statistically, that doesn’t make sense. According to my calculations, at least 37.2% of you are lying. Now, step forward and own the fact that your goodies don’t yank like you say they do.
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How many of you are still bumpin this god-tier album? 👀
3 days ago
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It’s chewsday, innit?
3 days ago
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Finally getting to see Wicked today!
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90% of them are C*ncer and I’m sick of it! I do not like you crustaceans here or there, I do not like you anywhere
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Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾♂️✨
4 days ago
Also, the words are: POSITIVE/UNDETECTABLE or NEGATIVE. NOT “clean” or “unclean/dirty.” Thank you. 🤗
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SinnamonS
4 days ago
Model of the Year
#AnokYai
arrives at the
#RoyalAlbertHal
steps ahead of her
#TFA
2025 recognition at tonight's Fashion Awards in London.
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Naga and Wan Shi Tong
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My kween
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3 days ago
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So we all agree that the lost chapter of Kill Bill that Fortnite just released is not canon and has nothing to do with *our* Kill Bill, right?
3 days ago
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MICHAELA COEL?!?! I’m in thereeeee 🏊🏾♀️
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3 days ago
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I really let those three knuckleheads get to me and had me delete my Bluesky smh
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If it’s just the sniffles, then “we’re sick”. But if you’re shooting out of both ends, fever, achy muscles, etc. then
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𝓙𝓪𝔂𝓶𝓲𝓷
4 days ago
Support. Educate. Break the stigma.
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