The keys to the city and an all expense paid trip to Turks and Caicos for your lawyer

First of all mint chocolate chip hate is forced! Secondly, the correct answer is cookie dough eeeeeyuck!

Okay kinda glad I didn’t give up on Mob Psycho 100–it’s starting to get real interesting

It’s possible for a plain, country cumdump and a prince to join in marriage Or whatever the fairy godmother said

#throwbackthursday 2017

Let’s retire the word “big back” in 2026, mmkay?

Thaaank you! Been seeing one too many Spotify wraps…

Meanwhile I’m doing both at the same damn time

This a reminder 📣

Black men, go to the doctor.

Sure, I've been badly hurt many times throughout the past few years, but at least I'm also incredibly stressed and strained financially.

Not trying to burst any bubbles; but Spotify is over. They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.

LOVE this! I’ve been working with kids and teens for a number of years now. And I’ve said it so many times that these babies are too plugged in and it’s causing significant and avoidable stress. Way to be Australia 👏🏽

Starting a conversation with simply “Hi” or “Hey” will get you ignored every time.

Knucklehead #2 Now, as the saying goes when someone tells you who they are, believe them! And you should especially believe them when they tell you on multiple occasions that they’re “crazy” and “love to fight” and that even their family will attest to this (which they did). But silly ole me heard

Shot my shot and found out that not only does he already have a boyfriend, but he’s only into White guys (specifically daddy bears) Well then…

Introduce yourself as a black tv character

GO LOOK AT THE MOON!! 😍

Us cisgender men have to be some of the most interesting (somewhat derogatory connotation) species on this planet…idk if it’s just me but I’ve made an observation and I’m still developing my hypothesis. But in the past when I’ve used an app for LTR purposes, I had shit luck! The guys couldn’t carry

Is Spotify still running ads for ICE recruitment? 🤔 👀

Ninetales, too

Imagine dating someone for 7 weeks and you call out that they seem hesitant to be emotionally intimate with you. They realize you’re right and admit that they’re struggling with vulnerability and self-love, and that they have lots of work to do on themselves (mind you he slid in my DMs). He asks you

sorry i simply must show you

Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem

Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better? But because I knew you, I have been changed for good.

Look at my bestie/wife, Michaela!! So proud of her 🤩 But also this cast?!

Apologizing to a Black child is an act of liberation. It validates, empowers, and teaches that accountability is love.

Soooo…Cowboy Carter still isn’t in theaters, huh? 🤔

To those of you who were saying part 2 of wicked wasn’t as good as part 1, tell me what type of drugs you’re taking, so I can stay *far* away from them

If you zoom in, you can still see the tears in my eyes 😭

So I’ve started my 12th and final book for the year and my god! You guys were not joking when you said that it will have you feeling all the feels—mind you I’m only 100 pages deep 😮‍💨

Black Men, we are the standard. Often imitated but never successfully duplicated. We are wonderfully created in all our colors and sizes. ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 Don’t let no one tell ya different.

Is the body tea? No But is the body dysmorphic? Hell yea 😎

Everybody swear they got good 🍆 and 🍑 🐈‍⬛ but statistically, that doesn’t make sense. According to my calculations, at least 37.2% of you are lying. Now, step forward and own the fact that your goodies don’t yank like you say they do.

How many of you are still bumpin this god-tier album? 👀

It’s chewsday, innit?

Finally getting to see Wicked today!

90% of them are C*ncer and I’m sick of it! I do not like you crustaceans here or there, I do not like you anywhere

Also, the words are: POSITIVE/UNDETECTABLE or NEGATIVE. NOT “clean” or “unclean/dirty.” Thank you. 🤗

Model of the Year #AnokYai arrives at the #RoyalAlbertHal steps ahead of her #TFA 2025 recognition at tonight's Fashion Awards in London.

Naga and Wan Shi Tong

My kween

So we all agree that the lost chapter of Kill Bill that Fortnite just released is not canon and has nothing to do with *our* Kill Bill, right?

MICHAELA COEL?!?! I’m in thereeeee 🏊🏾‍♀️

I really let those three knuckleheads get to me and had me delete my Bluesky smh

If it’s just the sniffles, then “we’re sick”. But if you’re shooting out of both ends, fever, achy muscles, etc. then

Support. Educate. Break the stigma. #WorldAIDSDay