Golden Girls, [redacted] and bed.

I’m ready when you are

Gross, I'm the baby! I've noticed the guys that pursue me/I pursue are often the eldest son 🤔

let's just pull up to ABC and start cutting dicks off because who said no

Lestat's making Little Bit Alexis music.

time for Interview With The Swirls.

Time sure does get very Allen comma Barry the moment you get home from the work day 😒

It's getting weird. #TheWayHome

Come on down, stop on by. Hop a carpet and fly...

muting accounts that drop by on vacation from Twitter every 4 months with a "Damn I'm never on this app 😅" >>>

Thursday 😌

These predatory VIP packages are very tired. Thankfully I don't care as much as I used to about those spaces, even for my fave artists. Choosing peace and probably a nosebleed.

that Tony's opening was so cute! only thing missing was a bit filmed backstage of a bouncer not believing Christina, Mýa & Lil Kim are who they say they are as they attempt entry.

I wanna scream into the ether about these Ay👁 accounts on IG catfishing as G*za aid relief pages but what's the point 🥰🔫

that a themed birthday cake hates to see me coming.

it fucks with me in a different way to see people my exact age dying.

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two whole seasons of:

my cold dead heart has been set aflame and stuff 🥺

being a '90s baby was so fun because Destiny's Child would say things like "ladies leave your man at home" to a key demo of 8 year olds at recess.

Okay LA, now we have a progressive candidate on the ticket for the general election. Meaning we're all going to vote for her right, right? Or are we all just going to vote for the same old same old, and get absolutely nowhere like you've been doing over and over again, y'all let me know.

I will not be watching Ziwe and Jaboukie's conversation because the combined nature of the two is likely to bring on cardiac arrest.

existing IP is the new community dick.

trying to remember to introduce myself more after someone compliments what I'm wearing while out in public because I'm very quick to say thank you and run away but I've noticed that the person is often trying to foster conversation when they say it, either in a platonic or not platonic fashion.

Kevin Feige.

my glacier Game Boy Advance! may the bloodline of whoever stole it back in middle school rot until time is no more 💛

Physicians back in the day didn’t want to be grouped in any way with other healthcare professionals (elitism) so insurers setup insurance plans just for them and told the other healthcare providers to figure out their own thing. It’s stupid as shit we still let them do it though.

Cinema. Catherine the BADDIE and Papa Brown from Everwood may he continue to rest 🤧

I hope Sara Bareilles will be able to handle the VIP on this tour if M&Gs are included considering the album's centered around grief she's been weathering the last few years. Gurl that's like 20 people per stop having 5-minute therapy sessions to you about their own grief and mourning, I would die.

the 10th grade mentality of thinking following and unfollowing me three thousand times is gonna make me wanna follow back.

I need more affordable car insurance these rates are very stupid.

there are so many unwashed legs here.

And WILL

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almost done with season four of The Nanny and you're telling me they share a mother? will the coke remain in the writers' room for seasons 5 and 6?

We love a variety box

did Fallen Angels get wins tonight? really wanted to see that and I'm very butthurt I couldn't make time to tiptoe to NY before it closed today 😒🙄

make your way through the friend group this summer 🤗

Gonna be single forever because I just made a very exhaustive list of cute stuff to do in DC for the summer and I probably could ask a fella or two to join me on the things but I'd just like to enjoy my own company 😅 I'll never say no to dating myself 🤷🏿‍♂️

Babyyyyyyy remember when TV was normal and people still cared about promos because we still watched things weekly and they pulled out THIS whiteness teaser that gave us all strokes 🤌🏿

Wait. People actually voted for Spencer Pratt for mayor of LA?! Did you dummies not learn a THING about celebrities in politics?! Just flat out stupid and deserving at this point. Even one vote was one vote too many.

Yourself, but as a messy character.

Y'all need to take to the streets and get loud about AIR RIGHTS.

It shouldn’t have been that close!

Christina and that white boy were SINGINGGGG on Just A Fool. She put her Burlesqussy in that one.

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let's all tell Monday she can try Sears 😑