When some of my mutuals get a win in life I wanna biblically congratulate them a little bit.

Gurl.

I did not.

I guess all the Prada press didn't leave room for Anne to do any fun interviews with Michaela for Mother Mary? I was hoping there'd be more content.

How many licks?

Mmhmm.

Because for who, for WHAT?!

Really in the mood to have my face sat on

It's time.

😔

Fine, damn 😒😂

There was absolutely no reason for me to be onsite today but I'm taking free donuts home, might tiptoe to HH and see Mother Mary or Michael later.

I’ve been approved for tenure and promotion to Associate Professor!

Maybe -ish and adjacent and stuff.

No 🤎

Getting the grabbers Romantic Tour ready…🌹🤍 #TheRomanticWorldTour

Sick reputation fuh handlin' broads.

People really enjoyed this one.

I love seeing skyline favorites band together 🥺

I do be missing @snarkbreathing.bsky.social a little bit.

😮‍💨😋

Look who’s here!!! My lil bookie butt @justsway.bsky.social

21. I was visiting an uncle in Houston for the summer and he realized I didn't know how so we went to an empty lot somewhere for lessons. Don't ever let an African man teach you how to drive, they're frightening!

People don't even use their turn signals or consider other drivers in the vicinity when making decisions can we start there

YOU! Have a good Friday!

Ticketmaster Canada will no longer allow tickets for concerts, sports, and other live events in Ontario to be resold above their original price under Ontario’s newly passed Bill 97.

Heavy on when it was affordable. I don’t have the time to be analyzing credit card points and booking cheap flights with seven layovers. The older I get, if it’s not direct, high chance I’m not going.

Kandi sounds very down, very witches' road.

It is -so- important to always take time out for yourself. No matter what that may be, no matter in what capacity you choose to do it in, just make sure to make yourself a priority. 🫶🏾

Your favorite Taurus sun, Aquarius moon, Sagittarius rising was born today 💕😌

I want a bike.

Why would they cast Method Man on that show as a coach? All the girls, boys and NB babies will ALL be in trouble.

a nice new sectional and coffee table might heal me but that's still a whole paycheck 🤒

They really murdered that girl on the O.C. lmao

what is this viral song about someone in a mink coat getting bent over

I wanna start that album since it's quiet but I know the second I hit play someone's gonna start bothering me in this office.

Yes.😍✨

Madonna partnered with Grindr (gurl 🙄) and someone said "Mother is 0 feet away"

skin has been skinning!

Black men.

and that’s on babs, fam.

Yes I’m only there a weekend, but a free checked bag is a free checked bag. I’m bringing my closet.

don't need a man (anyone) in my life that can't spell out "Good Morning" 💀

I'll congratulate them first! Promotion to general manager is a big deal.

At least I don't have to pay for brekkie.

Mah babies! I don't like that Bree Van De Kamp wasn't there but they very rightly included Vanessa Williams so it evens out.

We are not a team, this is not FIFA.

There’s something mentally rancid about people that refer to women as females all the time.

Lol I'm not familiar with either of them but Hope was teaching Tahoe so many things in that interview 🤭