I need you on your most respectfully whorish behavior while I'm gone. See you soon 😊

If I like them and one of us has already quit. Rarely happens.

My kickball team made it to the finals! we play next week! you all gonna come support us? ☺️☺️☺️

Think of it as personality dialysis.

We don't have to stop at the Grammys but sure.

And they will definitely walk free. 😖

People were/are fucking HURTING. Totally getting FUCKED and were putting up with it cuz we just KNEW at the end of it all was guaranteed food and healthcare. People were playing the long game at the expense of their own fucking livelihoods and for WHAT man????? FOR WHAT???????

“The GOP lied and stole your healthcare. We will fight back. Will you chip in $5 to help stop the GOP in the 2026 midterms?” 🙃

Me judging me for not being done making messes today:

Unfortunately I'm already 4 episodes in.

btw there is no reason to pay federal taxes as long as that man sits in that house.

13 year Anniversary today and 10 days from first connection w/ our man ☺️ I love November.

Hold the line.

Me scrolling through that thick thigh thread:

Joy Ride is on Netflix and so is Charlie's Angels. Do I have a double feature in me before bed 😬

I don't wanna be too upset I couldn't do Boy Is Mine this weekend but I'm upset. Maybe I can try to make a local date work since they're not done with the DMV yet.

Delaying Monday at all costs.

#ThroughTheDamnDoors catch up and I haven't really watched since May 😬

I hope Debra Messing wakes up to a shitty diaper in her bed.

Joanna got a new man? 🤨

A Monday check instead of a Friday check just sucks but I guess I needed to be humbled.

Fine-tuned supersonic speed machine.

Education should nor be hidden behind a debt paywall.

I'll be giving one of you gems some cash. bsky.app/profile/psaw...

telling my grandkids these are the Ashleys from Recess 🥹💘

Actually I'm just poor, so.

No, I'm not envious of y'all that are already getting snow. No, not envious at all. ACTUALLY...

Havertys sale.

Towers of gold are still too little.

📢

Such a warm family drama.

Cuddling would be nice.

Whew.

Fake reality shows within a TV show always seem SO much more fun.

The guest stars on Elsbeth are such an elite bunch. I need one of Destiny's Children in there next. Countess Vaughn. Or Hayley Williams? Idk but someone Black and famous.

💌

Catching up on TV shows and seeing your internet friends pop up outta nowhere in a scene is so trippy 😂 The whole team winning 🙌🏿

Quote with a 10/10 album

Everybody wins. Congratulations to all the Black-owned bakeries that participated.

This is...a lot for one plate. So bring me more plates.

One of these days I will sit down and watch this show.

Me: