Let’s get this on a desk in congress yall lol

One more weeks before school closes

Woke up to do some writing and plugged my laptop charger in the phone instead of my actual computer… Yh I might still be high lol

Aaron and Me 😂😂😂😂

Got and electrotherapy stimmer…. And I hope that means more pain-free nights

Imagine having an illness that’s showing little to no external symptoms only you know what you’re going through … and so you silently live 70% of your days in excruciating pain, but your ailment isn’t treatable so doctors tell you it’s pain med, steroids or tough it out.

IBS ain’t shit ….

Y’all this shit funny AF y’all should check out the new Mr Bean😂😂😂

The hills are alive, With the sound of music

My inner fat man just want some fried drumsticks 🍗 #happiness

I will not agree to do any more recommendations letters cause why this kid applied to 13 masters program ?

Let me cancel my three gym memberships cause I don’t qualify ….. 😂😂😂

If we can’t lick all on each other like cats then don’t waste my time

I’m at the age when I make random home goods trips just to peruse and stuff lol

Hear me out …. But we’re way too handsome to be smoking cigarettes in 2026 !!! Do a blunt every now and again but chain smoking is unacceptable in 2026. Plus your car and clothes and house be stank when you smoke cigarettes JMO

Me looking at this overpriced gift sitting in my shopping cart on Cartier site

Never Forget 🕯️🕯️🕯️

Imaging waking up and it’s cold AF and you got a cute pooch begging to go potty Must be nice 😫 yikes . Can y’all tell I’m trying to talk myself out of getting a pet

Who know how to cook festivals ? I want a dozen and some ackee !!

My apartment is cleaned !!! Yeah Let’s see how long before it naturally gets chaotic in here again #entropy !!! . . And of y’all understand thermodynamics ???

And I don’t know about y’all . But my employer DEFINITELY pays me enough to not want to start online fights with complete strangers

You ever wanna say sumn that an unpopular opinion but decide to just pour some wine and chill???

If you gonna eat it cause I like it …..then you’re not my type Eat it because you’ve been brainwashed into believing your life depends on it

I really don’t care… just make sure its hairy and tasted/elevated

What body part or selfie category y’all posting tonight 🧐🤩😂😂😂

Who ready for a lit but safe Saturday…..

points were made. 🤭📍

How High am I you asked? High enough to be in the couch scream to Alexa to find my tv remote “ hey Alexa! Ring my remote”. . Sad part is, I don’t own an Alexa😂😂😂

I keep forgetting I have accomplished everything level of academic degree offered Also did it all by 30 y/o & they were all fully funded by merit-based scholarships 🥵😩😩🤓🤓

Officially cosplaying all day tomorrow….. hehehe Character: Dr. Pecsicle ASc, BSc, MSc, PhD Definitely deleting this evidence… incase y’all try to test my intelligence

Gud Mawnin frenzzzzz

Acquaintances in the gym be thinking im ignoring them Whole time I can’t see shit because I don’t workout with the spectacles

Y’all are wild AF But I definitely Co-sign the sentiments 😂😂😂

The hardest thing is making the conscious decision to get out my WARM bed get dressed and go out in the COLD for a damn workout at 5 am

Y’all never be acting up on the nights I can’t sleep lol

A Super Bowl collab would be 👨🏽‍🍳💋

Jasmine Crockett: “Democrats that believe the only way that you can win is by being soft & sounding like a Republican — That is not true — What people are looking for are people that are tough & are going to fight for them fight for better health care fight for access to jobs fight for education”

Black gay men >>>>>>>

MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”

You try a new bougie ass gym for a month and then come back to your regular gold gym and get annoyed at how bad it’s managed….. I never saw all these problems before now 😂😂😂

ANOTHER LIE! To justify murder they use a 2014 picture of a Colombian, not a US drug bust. And no, Colombia did not blow it up or murder anyone. They even confiscated the drugs for evidence.

What his new obsession with maritime activities off the coast of Venezuela

First look at Toph in ‘AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER’ Season 2.

this was such a fool’s gold ass year.

I honestly think some of y’all’s reasoning for getting pets is completely self serving…. Cause why would you get a cat/dog just to lock it in a cage in your home?

I made it another year without giving in to the urge to adopt a cat or dog from a shelter

Delayed start to work tomorrow….. I might not even go in

When asked if I’m into anime and manga I always replay with: “Yes I fall asleep to Bob’s Burger and Family Guy every night” and then proceed to watch them lose their shit 😈

Found this “super mario mushroom” on a hike in the Shenandoah Mountains