How big are you? 6’0”/183cm ~200lbs/90.7kg

Tonight's SNL should come back from commercial break to Connor and Hudson fucking vigorously in the corner of the set before they turn and notice in surprise and the show cuts to a test pattern.

Midwesterner Fail: I forgot until yesterday that I had a housewarming this afternoon, so I had no time to get a housewarming gift. I'm going to have to bake something later.

Quick, set the Warner siblings free before they change the logo on that thing.

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Watching "Prodigal Daughter," and I might be bisexual for Taylor Tomlinson, or possibly it's the shared religious trauma.

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

Colorado borders Kansas. Here is a Colorado non-profit that helps trans people relocate, Trans Continental Pipeline. Please share. tcpipeline.org

Favorite: IV 🐋 Least: Into Darkness 🩸

Faced my phone anxiety and cold-called someone who may be a distant cousin who knew Cousin Lance. Left a message, so now we'll wait and see if this opens a door.

I know something I can do at least a couple of times during that time frame and have a much happier evening.

Oh. Pedro has a boyfriend now?

I really want to get a cat this year, but I seem to keep learning about all the things that will kill them, and I'm anxious about it.

This mirror is dirty but it makes me look built so I think I'll take more pictures here.

Anyone who has driven with these things on the road en masse (they are everywhere in LA, highways and every damn neighborhood) and not just seeing one randomly as a curiosity know they're not safe and are much more unpredictable than the press would have you believe.

You, an individual, cannot "fix" the whole world. You can act at the scale of your life. You should act at the scale of your life.

Every now and then I get the Midwestern urge for a crunchy Taco Night, and I take this baby to the grocery self-check-out so the Latine cashier won't be disappointed in me.

Help out this Black and Latina Minneapolis Girl Scout troop who can’t safely sell cookies out and about because of ICE!!

Been feeling disheveled all week, slept in yesterday, and wandered into the gym on a busy Saturday to wait 45 minutes for a platform before doing my deadlifts. But now I'm awake and feel like I could fight god.

Finally checked the lyrics on this song in my gym playlist because I kept hearing "my Katy's Perry."

My winter sinuses:

So many people use "many such cases," and I know they're making fun of him, but I still don't want to hear it.

This is the worst cider I've ever had in my life. It tastes like unsweetened Minute Maid Lemonade from a gas station soda fountain.

Fuck the Adobe AI Assistant when I open a pdf of my own damn stageplay and it says, "This appears to be a long document, let me summarize it for you."

"Is there a technology the left is excited about?" Let's see, off the top of my head: - libraries - solar power - community-owned, community-run [noun], for example • power grids • communications networks - e-bikes - voting by mail - vaccinations - affordable health care Notice any patterns?

So I borrowed "The Picture of Dorian Gray" from the library a while back and meant to finish it over the weekend, but...I can't find it.

Just watched a video taken by an LA girlie watching a delivery robot struggle through several inches of today's rain, and she said, "This is an empath's worst nightmare."

I'm seeing a lot of slinking away and very few boots being put to people's asses. I'm seeing very few whistleblowers being rehired or receiving apologies. I'm seeing very few victims get a dime in a civil suit.

RIP to the best villain a Newsie ever had.

Good morning from a boy who slept in on this rainy holiday and got up to do Chest Day when he was damn good and ready, whilst flashing back to the Surprise Cheesecake his friends got him at Birthday Brunch.

Just saw Pillion, and I'm nominating Peggy for Mum of the Year.

Anti-pickup lines: "Did you wash your pants with Windex? 'Cause you smell like ammonia."

Happy Valentine's Day from me and my community at KTown For All.

1) Colossus 2) Faramir 3) Nightwing 4) Jake Sisko

After multiple attempts, I'm still not hearing back from anyone who may have known Cousin Lance, and I'm not sure what the deal is, or how to get through to anyone without coming off as aggressive or creepy. I fear my play may be DOA, and I won't be able to enter the Fringe Fest this year.

We need to set Wreck-It-Ralph loose in every high school in the U.S.

Trans rights are a great litmus test for candidates - Do they believe in bodily autonomy? Do they believe in science? Do they like women and believe women are capable adults? Do they have weird religious hang ups about sex and gender? Are children people? Etc

*laughs in church-run school with a graduating class of 8*

#gay #StarTrek

Age verification? I remember when the new Star Trek show wasn't considered "real" Star Trek because the captain was middle-aged and bald and didn't get into fistfights.

Kid Rock makes music for people who love 'Murica but don't know that Puerto Ricans are citizens.

This post feels like the episode of Deep Space Nine where they all got an aphasia virus.

I feel like Los Angeles is a place where people expect ICE to happen because the kidnappings have been happening to my home city for decades, so there’s less media attention to it now. and I want folks to see that in LA, Latine students are organizing major protests & the police are attacking them

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Hello all, the audio description for [show/movie] has been delivered to the secure media box linked below. The password was sent with a previous delivery, but let me know if you need it re-sent."

I know people the memory of goldfish but ICE is still very much active here in Los Angeles, LAPD helps them most of the time, and people are still resisting. Local media is still covering it so follow @lataco.bsky.social