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Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.

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My progress bar as I download video files for work: 🟦🟦🟦 ... 23 minutes remaining. 5 minutes later: 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 ... 36 minutes remaining.

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I'm not much of a drinker, but I'd go for one of those liquor advent calendar, or maybe wine. A little nip every day during the darkest part of the year sounds just about right.

Well, I finally watched the John Candy documentary.

look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry

a grand jury could indict a ham sandwich, but not convict one

And in a nice touch, they included Dr. Crusher instead of replacing her with a generic Klingon! (Looking at you, Funko)

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"Cheney was dead to begin with..."

Watching George C. Scott's "A Christmas Carol" tonight for what will be the first of many times this year.

An 80s movie will have the gayest characters in the world and then you'll watch a documentary and the actors will be like "wow we never even thought about it that way!"

Sure, ma'am, you blew through the intersection before realizing I was already halfway along the crosswalk and hit the brakes, but go ahead and motion for me to hurry up like it's MY responsibility to get out of YOUR way.

WeHo Hween Costume Report: Saw surprisingly few Elphabas/Glindas this year, but the few there were did slay. Except for the one who only applied her green makeup to half her arms. Perhaps she was going for a melted look.

So my Halloween-date got all the attention thanks to his Bernadette costume, but I thought I was pretty.

If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

Me waiting for the first person to hit "dislike" on one of my posts

Final accessories. Two hours till showtime.

Thought my gym crush was checking me out, but he was looking right past me at the mirror.

just shared this in a group and realised it’s the anniversary of this absolute s tier tweet by @jon-snow-420.bsky.social

Slippers or boots? Both fit, and both are sparkly.

My first costume idea fell apart, so I spent the past few days improvising, and just found a cute skirt that's going to pull it all together. 🧚‍♂️

All my favorite eye candy has been absent from the gym for a while, so the place has been feeling kinda dingy lately.

Both my parents had close friends that we called "aunt" and "uncle." Even my grandma had a best friend we called "aunt." I have a cousin with two daughters who are technically my cousins, but I think of them as nieces because of the age difference.

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*logs on* *sees a bunch of gay guys posting about going extra innings* "Aw, good for th--oh wait, damn."

As I climb through middle-age, I worry about reading too much as some random cishet white guy, so I got rainbows with Muppet and Star Trek symbols tattooed on my wrists. We make our choices.

Been having a bad brain day, but at least it's not as bad a brain as the ones defending Nazi tattoos.

Ideal conditions for starting your passion project will never come. You will never feel skilled enough to make it. There will never be a moment where you stop being scared to start. Do it anyway. Do it badly. Do it scared. Just make that thing that’s clawing at the door of your soul; It wants out.

Making note of this as I hope to expand my work outside my day job in the coming year.

One of the most TRUE signs I have ever seen at a march. Write this down and act upon it, friends. #NoKings #Manhattan

Found a new gym playlist.

Watching "IT: Chapter 1" whilst stoned, and realized that this line is actually anachronistic because the Endless Thread podcast recently discovered that the term wasn't invented until the 90s.

Can't figure out a way to pun FCF into Shoulder Day, so here we are.

Happy Angela Lansbury's 100th birthday!

why would you need chatgpt erotic content when this exists

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RIP to legendary movie poster artist Drew Struzan, literally the inspiration for the tattoo I got last night.

(It hurt so much.)

It's almost go time.

Watching The First Wives' Club in honor of Diane Keaton and wondering how we can set up a big screening of this movie for the trad wive set.