Doing all that shit may, in fact, help you live longer but you can also get hit by a car tomorrow. 🤷🏾‍♂️

My kinda function. 🥴

Ugh I wish I could, but I’m heterophobic 🙂‍↔️

Black Christians are just as annoying (if not more) than white Christians.

UBER THERE’S NO WAY IN HELL Y’ALL EXPECT ME TO PAY $64 AMERICAN DOLLARS PLUS A TIP TO GO FIFTEEN (15) MINUTES TO THE AIRPORT. PLEASE CHOKE ON A DICK.

And when we start talking about the COST of groceries… just to make sure your body recovers and grows stronger???

I think I can force myself to do it but I don’t want to have to maintain that 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

there should be a restaurant where you can just get broth to go for when you’re sick. like, really good broth.

Buenos días! Big day for Jose Antonio 🦾🚀

Guys who don’t shy away from the fact that they like boy butt >>>>>>>

How many of these orange gestapo f*ckers will be at their own trial crying about "I was just following orders" Give them the Magneto treatment I say

Everything does not need to be a subscription! 🙄🤬

Hoohhuhhghhg

Fuck this shit

AND you have to eat correctly to maintain and grow the body you want.

What they don’t tell you about this working out thing is it never ends. Annnnddddd you gotta add other things on top of your regular routine A SCHEME!

Hey. ❤️

This is from the Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention and Human Security. www.lemkininstitute.com/single-post/...

The secret of dating and/or just meeting men is don’t get too attached until they prove they are not full of shit. Lmao

………How will I spend 100 mill if I’m dead?

The way you would drag me in a straight jacket, heavily sedated, kicking AND screaming to get me to move back to Michigan… HELL nah.

Girl, I’m tryna finish as much as I can before I’m off til next Wednesday, but I don’t feel like it… 🫠

If it’s big, of course I wanna see it.

Somebody said that Cam Newton has the IQ of a McChicken 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think something crazy like 80% of the ocean is unexplored. There’s DEFINITELY some prehistoric shit down there. 🙂‍↔️

I always felt like a big ass creature lived in the ocean. Maybe it was because of my Christian upbringing (see: Leviathan) but I can’t shake the possibility. I could be wrong, who knows?

Made it to Platinum 🤩

Made it to Gold 1 😤

Men needing tips on how to treat women is a wild concept to me. Why do you need coaching on how to treat a human being when respect and care should be the automatic default? Once you center that you should able to follow that with her unique likes and interests.

i’ll never understand the point of white people having dreads. and yes i said dreads because they are indeed dreadful.

niggas be thick.

No heels, no shirt, no skirt, all I'm in is just skin. No jeans, take em off, wanna feel your skin. You a beast, oh! You know that I like that. Come here baby, all I wanna see you in is just skin. 🫦🔥

ICE going door to door is exactly why Anne Frank was hiding in an attic.

This is one of my favorite videos on the internet OMG 😭😭😭

Me, anytime it rains for more than five minutes.

If you’re reading this, take a deep breath.

Peppermint tea for an upset stomach >>>>

Teaaaaaaa

✨ ωє fιииα ∂ιє ✨

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If you see this, post a superhero. Jean Grey, the Phoenix

Yes, your political views can change my relationship with you.

I’ve never been to the Caribbean y’all, I’m soooo excited! 🤩

Let me finish this nonsense so I can focus on prepping for my trip to this island.

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

Hopefully seeing my face makes the morning a little better 😆✨

Ain’t it grand?

OH MY GOD CAN I GET ONE COMPETENT TEAM JUST FUCKING ONE