It’s 420!!! You the blunt!

fresh cut

Family Guy is one of my favorite shows, so please bear with me. First we have “Are you tryna get a rise outta me?!”

Why the fuck is 4/20 on a Monday

Stop worrying about bein ugly just get dressed. In this economy somebody gonna fuck you

I hate influencer culture. “Like and follow for part 2”. No bitch!

happy 4/20 to those who celebrate

ITS TIIIIIMMMEEEE

Happy 4/20! 🍃

If we’re already dating and life hits, I’m riding with you. But if date one is “my dad’s in a coma and I’m fighting my sisters for POA,” baby go handle that first. Respectfully. A major crisis is not the time to be outside recruiting.

morning exercises done 🥵

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knotty pineeeee???

The older you get the longer it takes to recover from a high of debauchery. 😩

This temp drop is absolutely insane!

It's never too late to try and follow your dream.

75 degrees two days ago 40 degrees now into the morning.. Weather is you cool??

Taste.

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Lvl 35 🎈

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Saying pork as “poke” >>>>>

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I gotchu!!

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You not about to be fucking me within an inch of my life consistently and tell me I can’t catch feelings. 🙅🏾‍♂️

Aaaaayyyyeeeee tidal.com/track/206265...

Different forms of inebriation always lead me to interesting insights about myself… I wish I could realize these things when I’m sober 😭

One thing I can say (and the people can attest) I am EXACTLY who I portray myself as on this app 🙂‍↕️

Drunk booots 😭

New York has a way of turning it’s irritating level up to 1,000 when you’re already annoyed.

I’m really starting to realize how hot I am, so prepare to be sick of me 🙂‍↕️

Music >>>>>

Happy birthday to the timeline's very own vampire @christopherxci.blacksky.app may you continue to be ageless and immortal 🧛🏾‍♂️

Weekends go by too fast for me. 🤨

Erect for dick pics. Flaccid for artistic nudes. Let the focus be the focus.