stop asking me what Im gonna be for halloween!!!!! I dont knOW!!1 I have not been struck with inspiration

Applied my new phone screen protector flawlessly. Better than sex tbh

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Brigette Macron better than me cuz if I was a cis woman being transvestigated like this I'd just go on the stand in court and whip my pussy out to the jury and a judge.

GO GALACTIC

Love a moment to wfh

Love a moment to wfh

Just a reminder that white people can stop this at anytime. And before you come over here typing all fast and furious, turn that energy around and get your people into gear.

Being vers is kinda iconic

Also not to be dramatic but I had a cancer scare and after a week of testing I’m thankfully negative so let this be a reminder to check your balls routinely and go to the doctor immediately if you notice any abnormalities!!

i miss my bloomfs

'90s/'00s r&b type vibes y'know

Almost met the almighty cuz this dude was speeding into oncoming traffic and nearly had a head on collision

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Let’s go get bred…I mean get this bread 😅

It’s been funny seeing people realize they’re not as chronically online as they think just cuz they know tiktok memes with all these people learning about groypers and the alt right incel obsession with femboys

'90s/'00s r&b type vibes y'know

well yes!

Shout out to science cuz i just steamed my pants in the dryer since i don’t have an iron atm

Blue being a girl and Magenta being a boy and defying gender roles is what radicalized me

Bloomfs has the biggest brown eyes 🥹🥹🥹

Hanging this on my wall like it's a corona bikini girl poster from the late 90s

oh snap they're finally sending out the payout from the facebook class action lawsuit...please be big money...

So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?

Me on the frontlines of the FE fandom war because the new Lord is a black man

BROWN PEOPLE IN FIRE EMBLEM? THE LORD IS A LIGHT SKIN WITH DREADS??? FIRE EMBLEM ISN'T WEEB WAIFU NONSENSE ANYMORE?? WE'RE SO FUCKIGN BACKKKKKKKK

Oh..pokemon body horring nightmare game but its minecraft ok

Immediately put in PTO for December 4. Do not call. Do not text. i'm playing METROID

THEY PUT MY MOTHER ON A MOTORCYCLE

Hades 2 Finally getting a damn release date at long last

A NEW YOSHI'S STORY?? DONT PLAY WITH ME RN

So who's gonna play Rosalina in the new movie 😍

I can't believe they ripped 💔

Y'know maybe graphic designers are too powerful...

anyway so let's get back to focusing on my friend, Malamar

the frequency of seeing "your" when people mean "you're" on tiktoks is too fucking high.

You gotta do the cooking by the book. You know you can't be lazy!

oh i fear i got the perfect pic for Wednesday...

"school shooting industry"

this is money cat, repost to get money

WE FINALLY GOT BOOKMARKS!!!!!!!!

No way

i love being the friend people message when they need to finish their pokedexes cuz I have all 1025 pokemon

first night out vs last night out. the end of an era 🥹

i've said it once I've said it a thousand times: Crime is symptom, not a disease.

So there’s always Wine Walks but when will we get a Juice Jaunt? I wanna try a bunch of juices :(