I just saw somebody say Cam Newton dresses like an imaginary friend and I can't unsee it.

It’s getting weird.

Everytime I see shit like this I hear the instrumental for “Hiss” in my head.

“Yeah it isn’t my fault that it’s always my turn”

Apparently, I’m aromantic and sexually fluid. 😂 it checks out.

Sutton wanted to be a part of that clique so bad she threw her friend under the bus to get in, it’s funny how she can’t figure out why Garcelle and her are at odds but goes out of her way to show up for these girls that hate her. It’s this one scene where Dorit is looking at her with disgust. 😂

While I’m at it, #RHOBH is Mean Girls The Reality Show. Kyle is Regina, Dorit is Gretchen. Usually the newbies are the Cady Heron’s until they either get pushed off the show or join forces. Kyle runs a tight ship.

Moving over to #RHOBH it’s funny how when the “boring” girl left… the show really got boring. The only piece of excitement or authenticity we got in like 6/7 episodes in was Erika being in love.

Bravo needs a rule about divorce. I feel like you get three seasons and that’s it. 1. The devastation of it all 2. The thick of it 3. Post Divorce Because if you’re still going through it for 4 seasons you don’t need to be on tv you need some time to regroup.

Ashley Darby and Whitney Rose are the same person in a different font.

When Nene said “You riding with the wrong team” that’s how I feel about Tia & K. But I still want both of them there. I would say we’re gonna have to do something about the Ashley of it all next season but I just know her messing with Wendy about this case might’ve secured her a spot.

Because just think if Angel would’ve quit after she left that house, they would’ve had nothing for the rest of the season. They tried to pit Stacey and Monique against each other, they stopped that at the door. You can’t convince me production ain’t beg Angel to finish the season out. 😂😂😂

My #Rhop rant. I think Angel’s used to being the big fish with those WAGS in a very nice/nasty environment and this ain’t that, they haze off the rip. I think she got to Potomac and had a few run ins and was over it. They didn’t extend that Airbnb on purpose. I feel like she wanted to quit.

Just here to remind yall that I go with all of yall. BYEEEEE ✌🏾😂

Tinashe would’ve ate Take Me Out This Club up.

Everytime somebody send me a random nude on snap I send them “I’m at a funeral”.

Pink.

I was actually gone say this. She not gone want to do but her work ethic when she’s in the zone is tea. She one of those people who complain about going to work but get there and be ok and really productive. 😂

Cardi rebounded too hard. Like yes make your ex know it. Sit courtside. Eat him up in some songs. Twerk on a boat. Take some cute pics. But a baby with a rebound is crazy. Because now yall gotta make it make sense by being together and it’s not looking too sturdy. 😂

Cardi don’t wanna go on this tour so bad but she maxed out all her pto, sick time, and maternity leave.

Do You Read Me? Like The Emoji? 😉😈🤭

50% of Take Me Out This Club choreography and I’m tired. 😂

Eat Zucchini. Eat. Zucchini.

I know it’s a list of songs people want DJ’s to stop playing and that “THISAINTANOTHERNASTYYYSONGGG” is my one that can go.

“Life after death is it lit or not?, will I still be that bitch or not? Tell me will I still be the shit or not? I like head can I still get licked or not?”

Handle me like I’m something you prayed for.

It’s been some months for my iPad. 😂

Woke up not gay or straight again. 😂

Eyuuueeeeeekkkkk! Unsweetened Coca-Cola! But if you see me with a Corona with Grenadine and a lime just know it’s AI.

I actually kinda like snap now! SC: ashtonketchummm

Woke up gay again.

🧱

LMFAO

I told my homegirl she needed a “boneless man” and instantly died laughing at myself. A Boneless Man - no exes he’s still dealing with, no situationships, no children, no it’s complicated, nonnadat, BONELESS!. 😂😂😂😂

I wish “Baller” was Monaleo song featuring everybody.

“See me? I run a tight ass ship. I’m the one do’ the hiring and firing.”

The other way he exploited was by either pushing people with racial prejudices into radical racism or by making people with prejudices think they are fighting the same fight as people who are racist. Prejudice is “I have my apprehensions.” and racism is “I must eradicate based on my apprehensions ”.

One of the ways Orange got over on his demographic was by making them believe that “mom & pop” rich was “corporation” rich and doing stuff to benefit the “rich”. The same way $100 is chump change to a millionaire, a million is chump change to a billionaire. Exploited classism.

Another thing I think people never talk about is the fact that yes we have a racism problem here but I also believe that more than 98% of the genera population is prejudice in some capacity because it’s easier and cheaper to be prejudice than it is to be racist.

Reminds me of the James Connolly quote: "We will not blame him for the crimes of his ancestors if he relinquishes the royal rights of his ancestors; but as long as he claims their rights, by virtue of descent, then, by virtue of descent, he must shoulder the responsibility for their crimes.”

I will say this about that party and administration. When you’re on the playground and playing pretend you can only hog the Red Ranger role for so long before the other people get tired of playing and quit or overthrow you. 😂

If we’re the Fire Nation, just say that.

And I’d be mad too if I didn’t naturally have rhythm. So out of touch with humanity. Can’t cook. Can’t Dance. No sense of personal space.

Imagine your great great grandparents cheated their way into wealth and power and you, not racist, have to answer for them today? 😂 “I don’t see color” ok well give up all that you have that wasn’t gained with integrity. Then everybody gets silent and that’s the real issue here.

I think one of our country’s biggest flaws is putting bandaids on trauma and if we actually took the time to heal that trauma, race privilege and classism would die down. Everybody is resentful and if all it took was one person, like Orange, to exploit that? We’re fried.

And the call is coming from INSIDE the house as it pertains to our country’s drug problem. If you just want oil just say that.

How are your people infamous for taking since the beginning of time? Land, oil, resources, money, dignity, citizenship. Name this bitch Takemerica and the iPhone doesn’t count as a contribution.

Eating more ass in 2026.