I think the Nazi tat is a feature and not a bug. The racism and antisemitism on this site, and you think you're better than Twitter. You need to roll in as much grass as your little buddy groyper friends. Y'all can make some friendship bracelets the way you're up this white man's ass.

There are ww that will see this post and think, "She must have voted for Trump." One of the nastiest misogynoir arguments I had last year with a former friend, is a Dem. Big time. Ww, check your friends and family. You know that "smug" look she's talking about.

Someone posted they are looking to adopt a kitten, and people were giving them shit for not wanting an adult cat. Like damn, people. Captain Chaos was 1 when he was dumped at work. I love that cat, but he's a fuckwhistle. Let people adopt what works for them.

Someone on the Indy subreddit asked what the best Waffle House location is here. Comments didn't disappoint😂 Hub's and I were just talking about our friend that asked for a carafe of orange juice, and the server said, "I don't know what the fuck that is." It was amazing.

I went to bed early, and woke up again with damn nightmares and hot flashes for extra fun. My sleep schedule is jacked to shit.

Welp, it's mid-Aprill and we have a frost and freeze warning. It was 80 yesterday. Yay it's not dark at 3pm anymore, I guess.

Pic is after hub's already smashed one chicken breast, and half the Brussel's sprouts. I didn't just bake him like 8😂 I'm such a smoked paprika and garlic hoebag. He said, "More of this!"

To the doodle dick men all pissed off in the comments, guess what this is a picture of? My friend and her daughter being told to stay inside while SWAT had to once again talk down captain dick fuck with his shootaroos, after threatening his wife that filed for divorce.

Making the hubby dubs some oven baked chicken with smoked paprika, garlic, salt, pepper, olive oil, butter, and Brussels sprouts. I don't like cooking for myself, but I love cooking for other people.

Ah bless you FB memories. My coworker that retired sent this lanyard to me. Real funny, butthole😂 One of our students grabbed it on my neck, and said, "It's so pretty!" Kids are funny to shit.

Welp, they definitely found their audience with the soundtrack alone😂 Target achieved! I hope it's campy as hell.

Qnut MIL had to have another blood transfusion this morning. She got rejected from the rehab facility for being "difficult," but got accepted to have a home health care nurse. Her dumbass isn't going to listen to them either. They think she'll be discharged tomorrow. Idiot.

Hub's cheesed my britches yesterday, and then got me a t-shirt from the concert he went to last night. Nice move, my man. I'm such a hoebag for concert shirts😂

This is both sweet and mean to shit😂

One of my favorite memories is throwing a banger of a party. Everyone thought my dad came home, and ran out the backdoor like a movie. My friend jumped the fence and his belt loop got stuck, and he was swinging all his limbs around. He yelled, "If you guys don't help me, I'll call 1-800-FUCKYOU!"😂

I had this kiddo as a kindergartener when I taught computer lab. I cannot believe he's a senior😭

Get wrecked you weird-ass transphobes, and seek therapy.

I used to listen to Bob & Tom when I lived in Cincinnati. The garbage disposal bit will always be hilarious to me. The hub's and I still say "ARRR ARRR ARRR" when we run it.

Lol, if you get the title shot in one, you're also my people😂I really do have a theme of what my comfort movies are.

If you get the one-framed challenge in one, you're my people😂

Everyone in Indiana can blame me, because I said the other day, "Where are the April showers?" My bad😂 And then it's going to drop into the 30s again. Yeehaw Climate Change!

I can think Caitlyn is a massive asshole without deadnaming or misgendering her. She may be a horrible person, but so are you.

Ask me why I didn't put out our sweet big-ass dreidel during Trump's first time, and then why I didn't after 10/7, you anti-semitic fuck whistles.

K - support Nazi guy P-Hustle, I guess. I don't want to hear shit when he pulls a Fetterman. Idiots.

There's a carpenter bee that keeps trying to land on me in the garage. I don't like things with stingy butts, but they're so fuzzy and cute. I had one some years back do the same thing.

I mowed the yard - I still can't believe I fixed that damn thing with some canned air.

I really giggle when I mute the stompy feety cis white men accounts when they're having temper tantrums. You really do not have the upper hand here, and are weird to shit. Go enjoy that white male loneliness epidemic, dork dicks. I forget you exist seconds later.

I'm going to end up relearning Spanish from the cooking shows I'm watching. I knew it when I was little, but I took French in HS and college for 8 years. My ears do the little perky perk when I recognize words😂

When I get a new job, this man is going to miss me😂

Christ if this isn't the truth.

I just had like a 45 minute vent session with Neighbor Judy, and she said "fuck" a lot. I've heard her say fuck more since '24, than I have in 20 years. Woo!🥳

Y'all are silly business, and keep voting in white men that we tell you are shit. In '26, you still don't see the GOP plays the long game? Okey dokey. He's not a Dem, dummy.

Where's that fellow Hoosier dipshit that was whining yesterday they don't see Dem messaging here? You can really find it, if you just look.

Mommy's disappointment in his saddy pants. Women are smarter than you, goofy pants.

Very, goofy britches.

When you're awake at 3am, and get to see posts about Sex Santa😂

OMG - you know how when you're arguing with someone, you forget what the hell you're saying until it plays back in your head? I just remembered I yelled at my dad yesterday, "AND JESUS WASN'T WHITE!"😂

I don't know what makes me feel older - the fact I woke up at 2am with hot flashes, or that I was dreaming I was making a meatloaf. Wtf😂

Welp, you'll all be shocked to know my qnut MIL was rejected from the rehab facility because she's "difficult." My hub's is going to have a gd nervous breakdown. She literally can't stand, and was an avid runner. I cannot with this shit.

Thinking about lifting my no contact with my dad, because my brother thinks he's either dying, or wanting to push white Jesus shit on him. My life is a goddamn comedy, I swear😂

I took Herbie for a walk at the park, and he met a Rottweiler named Pancakes😂

Death threats my ass. Y'all need to get smarter about these people now running as Dems. She had NO problem with RFRA, and Pence's charter school scandal, and how he stripped our state super of her privileges. She worked for Pence, ffs. I'm all for a redemption arc, but nope.

So everyone that lives from South Carolina to Indiana - you're welcome for the decrease in your bug population. They're all over the front of my car, and on my windshield. I don't even know what kind of bug blasts a yellow color.

My baby cakes is home🥳 I felt like a kid the night before Christmas - I went to bed at 8 to make time "go faster." Sometimes I'm a needy little shitbird.

Hub's should be home I'm guessing around midnight. They moved his mom to a regular hospital room, and then she's going to be moved to a facility. I told him to prepare, because she's going to be big pissed at that.

Miss Mama, you worked for Pence. I got death threats at my job because you enabled him and his destruction of public ed. No thank you.

If you live in Indiana and doing whiny stompy feetsies about Dem messaging, you're getting clowned on even harder. Was Pence as our Gov not enough? How about Rokita and the doctor he doxxed? Beckwith, doxxing teachers for supporting LGBTQ+ students. Shut up.

Hey @ebthen.bsky.social - red state here. I have no problem seeing and hearing Dem messaging. They're pretty gd vocal. What you have is a skill issue, and not giving people agency, even in the "safe" blue states, of not voting to punch yourselves in your faces. "Impress you?" Okay.

Ooooh lol, now I know why I was getting funny looks. Sometimes I forget what I'm wearing😂

Went to a gas station I don't think I've ever been to. They have a whole fried chicken counter with jambalaya, mashed potatoes, and mac & cheese. Best believe I got me a cajun chicken sandwich and jambalaya🥳