Look at this chunky shit talker😂 I just wanted some fresh air from painting, man.

I put my little leftover ramen in the dogs food dishes - that may be one of the funniest things I've witnessed in some time. Dog standing there with a 1' noodle hanging out of his mouth😂

Took a nap - holy shit. Slept myself into a different dimension. I need a nap from that nap.

Woooo! Does that come with a pizza and jean day? Y'all are silly pants and your mom's disappointment. Sorry for ya😂

I took a painting break to watch Abbott Elementary. This cat - omg😂

When you bust your ass to get teacher of the year for the entire state, and this is what you get. Okey dokey. Hopefully there was at least pizza and a jeans day. I learned to quit nominating people, because the process is A LOT.

Took a hot-ass shower, and I think the melatonin is finally getting out of my system. I'll just deal with waking up at 3am before I do that shit again. My anxiety is bad enough; I didn't need the extra assistance😂

Everyone that doesn't agree with my shit takes, are paid influencers are bots. Can someone please send me my check already? The sock bringing cat is nice, but it doesn't pay the bills😂

White Boomer guy was in his feelings about Bad Bunny, and got read for absolute filth. Damn😂

Coffee and air fried calamari for breakfast😂

I fell back asleep, and have woken up twice drenched in sweat, and on the verge of a panic attack. No idea what I was dreaming about, but I'm not taking melatonin again.

It’s a fuckin selfie yacht cruise, you didn’t really believe they’d be allowed to just float into a gd war zone and get their heads blown off or taken hostage by Hamas? Either way you’d blame Israel, you should be thankful the IDf intercepted those clowns and possibly saved their lives.

Oy, I need to go back to bed. 3:30am and I'm taping and painting the damn breakfast nook.

"I've threatened you with...police arrest."😂

M. Night Shyamalan couldn't have wrote this story - damn!

Yeah, Mike Pence was all in on the Tea Party because of...an inequality crisis😂 Y'all are such silly pants, I can't.

Faaaaaaaawwwwwwwk. What the hell?? You suck melatonin😭

Been since probably May I’ve gone to bed this early, but I’ve been up since 2:30am. Took a melatonin, so I’m sure 3 am wake up will not be weird at all😂 Night!

Painted behind the stove and spice cabinet, and got those big bitches moved back. My body is so damn sore. I'm doing it in stages so I don't burn my ass out.

I just moved the stove to paint, and unearthed Jammers almond milk tab, bottle cap, and hair tie collection. We have the weirdest cats😂

Taping the ceiling in the kitchen and breakfast nook has been balls. Not big spaces, but counters, stove, fridge, and counters are a pain in the ass.

I'm not from Indiana, dumb dumb, but super funny how all you "tHIs iS a ClAsS wAr" white guys, sure are really fucking elitist and misogynistic. Weird that.

He must have brought it up while I was painting. Featuring dusty-ass side door, paint-splattered floor, but newly painted wall and baseboards!

Being called a sock account may be the greatest thing ever. Do you goofies not even look at people's timelines before you say this silly pants business😂

What's funny is I told the hubs yesterday, there's a pic of Bad Bunny in a dress and platforms, and it's hot as fuck. I kinda had a type before I met the hubs😂

Nothing like scooping dog poop and mowing the yard. I scrubbed my arms after, because I'm NOT getting that poison ivy shit again😂

Did you lose your musket or something?

There was just a huge *thump* on the roof. It's a fat-ass squirrel eating one of Neighbor Nancy's tomatoes. She's gonna be so pissed off😂

My niece just messaged me she sucks and sorry she forgot about my birthday. Child, you're in college and busy, and I forget my anniversary every year. I also know maybe 5 peoples bdays, because I suck at dates. You're fine😂

Blunder? He literally said it with his full chest. bsky.app/profile/mial...

3am - I can't sleep, and the dogs are wrestling in the driveway. Just a normal morning.

Welp, if this isn't timely. Soybean field on fire back home in Ohio. Farmer's combine went kaboom.

Schrodinger's text - when I'm mad I didn't hear from someone today, but also would have been pissed if I did. I love my dumbass brain, ya dirty skeezer.😂

Sweet dicks, he literally said it.

Someone needs to go outside and literally touch some grass, or rainforest. Whatever floats your goat, ya antisemitic dildo.

Besides the air fryer incident - 2nd dumbest reason in a week I'm "mad" at the hubs. I asked him nicely twice to take a fixture off the kitchen wall so I can paint. I just moved the spice cabinet, got on a ladder, and took the fucker down myself. Fucker😂

I'm about to get kicked out of this group😂 Look at this shit, though. She's looking for friends - welp babes, Danville was the right place to move back to, ya hateful asshole.

Hubs and I bought our house in '06 for $116K. It's now going for over $250K. We don't have kids, and can't afford the costs to move and get another house. Should have voted for the smart Black lady that was going to give a subsidy for first time home buyers🤷‍♀️

This is the meanest fucking post I've ever received - and on my birthday??? In case you missed the strawberry story - here ya go😂 bsky.app/profile/mial...

Taking me and the boys back to bed. I’ve been painting since 4am. Our cabinets are goofy because that’s 90 years of paint and fuckery I’ve learned to leave the hell alone 😂

Anyone with two brain cells to rub together knew EXACTLY what was going to happen when Musk bought Twitter, and why he did.

I have a degree in political science and international relations, Will. I'm well aware of the Heritage Foundation and Federalist Society.

I moved the microwave stand and mini fridge about 4' to paint. The cats are losing their absolute minds😂

We're doing this at 6am on a Tuesday? Your dumbass didn't think Trump would put a Fox News host at the helm of the DoD? I've known about Project 2025 for over 20 years - why didn't you, Will? I'm just some asshole in Indiana, but you get paid for your shit takes.

Uhhh, you're former DoD? So is my friend, and she was warning what was going to happen before the election, so I don't know wtf your excuse is. Stop complaining about "pile-ons" when Harris was blaring Project 2025 on her campaign.

And all these white dude bro journalists, authors, podcasters, professors, etc clutching their pearls - I don't trust your bs. If MY ass in Indiana saw this coming, so did you, ya liars.

This is his 5 day sock harvest. I added a basket last week so I can now easily take them back down to the basement😂

One of my oldest internet friends I haven't heard from in like 15 gd years hopped into my FB comments because he's Puerto Rican and excited about Bad Bunny😂 Sir, wtf?!

Neighbor Nancy text and asked if I could roll her yard with the magnet. 3/4 asleep, sans bra, and I picked up over 100 screws and nails with that bad boy. Hubs questioned me buying it.

Going to start a company that's called ADHD Projects. I'll either get it done in an hour during hyperfocus time, or in 18 years. There is NO inbetween😂