The folks who ignored that project before the election are reading it now to see what's coming up next.

Cleaned the house, shut the windows, turned the heat back on, and took me an everything shower. I smell like almond cookie oil and cocoa butter. Trying to get as much fresh air and moisture in this house until another happy fun Arctic Blast whacks us.

Living in Cincinnati for 6 years, and Middletown was basically a suburb, the media let him get away with that Appalachia "Hillbilly" shit with that fake-ass accent. I grew up more rural than he did. My village was 2K people, and we had dead dear hanging in our high school for FFA.

Anecdotal, but can confirm with toilet guy here, cops don't like ICE, and don't respect them. Sheriff's departments however, different story.

Tried to warn my former coworker, her husband was getting red-pilled to shit on podcasts since he worked from home. We're not "friends," but he just posted and tagged her in some whack ass ramblings about Jesus and finding God, and my friends would be calling 911 if my hubs did that shit.

Telling the hubs about my adventures here, and he said, "Babe, just so you know, I absolutely wash my legs and ass."😂 I know, because the scent of Irish Spring envelopes the house when he takes a shower. I wouldn't be married to a guy that "just lets the soap and water run down."

Heh, just looked at Clearsky. I upset the white men last night. Yay🥳

Decided fuck it and wore my "Fuck ICE" hat to the store. Pulled in and a cop was sitting in the parking lot right next to the entrance. When I left, the cashier told me to "Stay safe." I was like thanks - didn't help my damn anxiety though.

Watching The Closer - the FLOTUS from "Independence Day" using the creepy whisper white lady voice, is interviewing the bully from "3 O'Clock High" who's playing a Nazi. Wild stuff😂

To the people on this platform who use every illegal, immoral and unpatriotic action by this administration to rail at Dems can I just say how tiresome you are? If you haven't noticed the GOP holds every lever of power at the federal level. They've even usurped law enforcement. There's not a

Taking my bot self to bed and going to cuddle with my hubs. Y'all white men keep doing your goofy circle jerk though😂

Woo - I am! Sorry. I'm loving the "toxic posting" label, you babies.

Yep, sure am, Hog Crank. White men get really into their feelings when a white woman disagrees with them. No wonder Dateline has been in business so long.

The white sportscast podbros ragging on Dems doing a classism? Color me shocked😂

Stop listening to white dude podbros challenge.

I laid down about an hour ago and can't freaking sleep, and suddenly remembered "crackerspaniel," and going to be up for awhile😂 Fucking crackerspaniel. I cannot. Just when I think my ass is funny.

Now wtf did I say, dumb dick? Please do not mess with women on the internet, because we will find every damn thing on you. Dumbasses always have public profiles too🙄

Friends in Indy, but especially Fishers, and the north side. My friend's niece is missing. The second pic is more recent. She has braids, deep dimples, and a nose piercing.

Ope, that sounds like a threat. Shockingly, his bio says his relationship is "It's complicated." Dumb dick Hoosiers.

Welp, I'm having a time on the local news FB page and hurting the white male loneliness bootlicking epidemics feelings. Sorry sugar britches with "School of Hard Knocks" in your bios.

Hubs was making his egg "pancake," and I was like move it, hoebag. Scrambled it up, threw in some salt, cracked black pepper, a little butter, splash of milk, mozzarella, and chives. Stop disrespecting my kitchen with bland nonsense😂

Hubs said he was sore from his booty and leg workout yesterday. This butthole said, "I knew if I said my bakery was sore, you'd come over and knead the dough." Someone come get this dork😂

In other news - those pimple patches work like magic. I had another on my nose yesterday, and it's gone. I take that little thing off and stare at it in wonder.

Everything about this bio is amazing - thanks for blocking, buddy😂

Poor Apollo. He's like, woman, fix your sleep schedule😂

Going back to bed. The love affair this cat has with Apollo is hilarious. He’s 100lbs and terrified of him😂

Once again, I know parents are under stress, but you need to be watching what content your kids are watching. This is the second mass shooting avoided here, and both kids were obsessed with Columbine.

Hubs and I have our nice little majestic shit show going. I woke up at 1:30am, and he hasn't fallen asleep yet. I just did dishes, cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, some laundry, and cleaned the shit rake boxes, so yeehaw to that.

Captain Chaos emotional support car mat time. I actually vacuum this thing everyday, but it's his favorite place to hang out. He brought me 6 socks yesterday, and 3 overnight. Tired himself out😂

Superb thread.

My super sweet dog decided to jump on the bed, and destroy my favorite silk pillow all over the bed. I don't know what it is about my smell, but he only does this to me, and never the hubs. What a fucker.

I would like to apologize to my entire body for the ungodly amount of my homemade mac & cheese I ate yesterday. No regerts because it's delicious, but goddamn, it's been a day😂 You're welcome for this info!

I have something new up in the store! New neck warmer that matches the messy bun hat I made. A white neck warmer will be coming as well. www.stitchslappedbysara.com/shop/p/new-n...

Took me an everything shower and I am oiled and lotioned up. Folded and hung up the hubs clothes, and threw mine in the washer.

Hey do something goofy doodles yelling at Jeffries and Schumer - guess who this is?

Looking at job listings, and I'm just like lol fuck me. What a majestic shit show. I threw in the hubs laundry, cleaned his office, did dishes, and cleaned the kitchen, while he's out driving Lyft. Fuck y'all that voted for this shit.

Our big chunkzilla meezer was just being super loving. I was all, awww buddy! Then I realized I should check their food dish. It had the nerve to only be 1/3 full, and he wasn't having that.

If you have the Facebooks, hop on over there and read this comment thread😂

I woke up thinking it was going to be around 5am. Well shit.

A couple years before Covid, we had a parent die of the flu, and it made international news. The same people that mourned her, are now treating that and Covid like the common cold. Watched a lot of people die, and people just shrug it off.

Sure surgar doodle. You keep aligning yourself with white supremacists and see where that gets you. My FIL tried that in college in the '70s. Have some fun stories about how that turned out, and continues with his dumb maga ass. Leopards eating faces, silly pants. @tonygoldmark.bsky.social

Because you are, and you're a coward, @tonygoldmark.bsky.social

Ooooh pookie pants, I live in Indiana. I don't get the privilege of whatever the hell you're doing here, @tonygoldmark.bsky.social - don't be a baby pants and limit your replies, Mr. Shitslinger.

Y'all are idiots, but keep going🥳

He’s blowing his coat again. It’s 50 here. I’m not even halfway done brushing him.

Zit on my chin, smashed some Girl Scout cookies, and mac & cheese three times today, and my cramps just started. I told the hubs don't do the funny pokies because:

After putting the vacuum into timeout, it came back to life. Being in tech as long as I have been, I know this bad boy is on borrowed time.

Scrubbed, exfoliated, and lotioned my feet, and opened all the windows in this 50 degree weather to get some fresh air and moisture in here. I will NOT be that white lady you see in flip flops with the crusty cracked-ass ankles and heels in the Spring😂

This is because of a Babylon Bee "news" article being passed off as truth. There are a lot of bad faith accounts here pushing propaganda and trying to fuck with the midterms. I need people to be very damn vigilant - my dumbass self included.

Hubs and I just had a huge discussion about *everything* going on. I couldn't imagine being married to someone that didn't align with me. We've definitely butt heads, but it's because I get on one, but I'm also right😂 During lockdown, like now, I nope out to the garage and watch tv.