Dumb reasons why my lower back is sore - I vacuumed the house. I think I may have finally nuked the vacuum cleaner this time. It had a good run😂

Cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, and just threw the hubs laundry in the dryer while he's out driving. Working on my resume and looking at jobs. Yeehaw.

One of my huge frustrations about his capture of the white working class was that he's treated workers with contempt for decades and yet...

This sizes up what happened to #ReneeGood in Minnesota. Also, what many women experience day to day.

Ummm, so Erin Andrews is wearing a whole damn ostrich😂

I've been meaning to look up how to roll up plastic bags. Don't judge me - they have their uses, and I'm not throwing them out😂

Internet - do your thing!

This is really bad. And all because the majority of white Americans wanted to believe white supremacist technocrats over their own wellbeing.

I'm gonna sound like a mushy jackhole, but the hubs asked if I would make his fancy eggs and it made my day.

I am telling y'all to talk to Republicans immediately. We are deep in issues already and Trump is making them insurmountable to get through. You *must* pressure the Republicans. We are behind in this doing this.

I have no idea wtf Neighbor Judy was trying to say here, but the reboot fixed the issue😂

Neighbor Nancy gave me a jar of vegetable beef soup yesterday - she said she hasn't made the recipe in 10 years. I let it marinate in the fridge overnight, and just had it with country club crackers with butter on them. Sweet lord.

I literally just brushed him and vacuumed his emotional support car mat yesterday. Furry little monster just having a Sunday morning existential crisis and dissociating. Same buddy😂

Now riddle my goofy brain this - I just woke back up. My dream was my childhood friend that I haven't seen since '98, won an 8' burrito and pozole, and dropped it😂 Wtf brain.

Wike up around 1:30 and the hubs wasn't home yet, so I couldn't fall back asleep. He came in, and not five minutes later exploded a pack of Crystal Light all over the stove. Sir. So glad he's home though.

Cleaned the kitchen, the air fryer, scraped paint off the damn floor, and cleaned the bathroom. Not even going to be mad at the hubs for the air fryer. He's been working his ass off. I'll scrub that weird-ass turkey burger grossness😂

And you're still peddling antisemitic and racist horseshit talking points against Schumer and Jeffries for voter suppression. We can do this all night. Pooh bear, go look at all the botty bots in your replies - oh you can't, because you deleted the post.

Oh no the fuck you don't @joshshepperd.bsky.social

I'm not the doodle bug in Colorado calling for primarying Schumer and Jeffries. Don't play dumb, silly pants. Is it the likes and engagement that gets you going that you don't have the heat for Thune and Johnson?

I've been rewatching The Closer, and this ep is from 2010. White man murders a bunch of people because he thinks he didn't get a fire dept position because he's white, and they're filling "quotas." Huh. Familiar topic.

Welp Mr. Associate Prof., my FIL is also Jewish and a dumbdick Qanon Maga dumbass, so don't use that as a shield for your antisemitism and racism. I see the comments and the crowd you're attracting for all your likes, dork.

Smarty pants here "researches public media," but is using propaganda talking points for voter suppression that also roots in antisemitism and racism. Good stuff, Josh!🥳

@nisey25.bsky.social - she’s back!!!🤲

You're not American you doofy dick. Go mind your wooden shoes and tulips.

I don't know what annoys me more - the fact people actually think these accounts are real and give to them, or that they put their actual financial information and names out there for them. Plus their one follower - shocking.

I just scooped I'm not even kidding, like 10lbs of dog poo out of the backyard. Apollo and his big-ass dino dumps. Lordy I love the Winter.

You turn off comments, and quote posts, doing voter suppression shit, but promoting your Twitch for happy fun game time? You're not serious people, goofy pants @epidiah.bsky.social

My friend's niece is still missing since Monday - Indy, north side. The right picture is more recent. She has braids, deep dimples, and a nose piercing.

I made Reddit guy sad. Oh well, r/niceguys😂 The pointless blocklists is a nice touch, because I only have one, and it's for those doofy-ass Alt-gov accounts.

Listen here!😂

After last night's game, I think I should get to sue the Sandman for not letting me sleep in.

Yay Hoosiers, and going back to bed. Captain Chaos is making murder muffins on me. Night!

He does smile, you goofies. He also said he was going for a beer.

WOOO HOOSIERS!!

Hubs is an IU grad and in Bloomington watching the game with his stepdad, that used to be their head of groundskeeping. I don't want to know how many chest bumps and weird man noises have happened😂

Umm, so friends watching the game, is this just a targeted Indiana commercial? I so, I'm gonna post my Venmo to get the fuck out of here.

Oooh boy, this is going to be a shootout. I'm glad the hubs is in Bloomington watching. That man stresses me the hell out watching sports😂

Y'all signed all the lists right? Where you doofy doodles at? What no bouncy house and shit got real? Shocking.

I couldn't stand in a school office bragging to police I raided a daycare.

I know this man that I have been with for almost 26 years, did not call me a pachysuckusaurus😂 1. Funny. 2. You fucking nerd.

I love me some good irony, dork ass. Stop harassing women and you can go back to Reddit and Twitter, doodle bug.

Where white male Gen X Reddit Libertarians get mad when women have boundaries. That's a new one😂 Go drink out of a hose and wash your legs and beard, goofy pants.

ADHD is good for some things - I went to the restroom and I ended scrubbing the tub, then went onto rage vacuum, and put the dishes away😂

Launch me off the gd planet. Not this racist antisemitic self-proclaimed troll doodle dick wanting to run for office.

Go on.

White folks are twisting themselves into knots teying to absolve themselves of this mess. Overseers of the American People. What type of slaveholding language is this? Own your shit.

Sure Miss Resisty Pants - I'm going back to people have agency and especially white people, my dumb dick demographic especially, for voting for this mess THREE goddamn times. The GOP are doing EXACTLY what they were voted in to do. There was a whole playbook about it.

Me: "I just want Cinnamon Toast Crunch, chicken wings, and a Big Bacon Classic, and I have none of those things to make it happen." Hubs: "Uhh, you start your period?" Me: *smashing Girl Scout cookies in the hallway* "Not fucking yet, but danger zone."😂

Hubs: "Are you taking a picture of the eggs again?" Me: "Go mind your business or I'm not cooking for you anymore!" I'm gonna whack him right in his winkie😂

The cats decided to assemble like The Craft for my Go Hoosiers sock haul drop from Captain Chaos. I ran to the store, and the worker said she was hoping I was coming in today for a new pic. Damn cat is a local celebrity😂