anyway.. i fucks with October’s energy. she got somewhere to be and i like det.

just stupid. all game long doing dumb ass shit.

omg??

movies and shows stopped being about “true love’s kiss” and that’s the problem.

introducing my kid to the little mermaid (original) and he gone say about ursula, “well.. she can dance really really good” 😅🤣 i love this kid for being entranced with Ursula

every week i sit in this barbershop and listen to these men think they spittin’.. meanwhile, they barely droolin’ lololol

doing my crossword puzzle with my kid and one of the clues referenced an emu: him: what’s an emu? me: a kind of bird that doesn’t fly h: can i see one? m: sure! (loving his appetite for researches) *googles* so this- h: *shrieks* 😖 mommy, that’s awful!! nskxfaj i HOLLERED! 😭 like, not no

it’s official. i’m going to have to make a work fuss. every time i turn around i am covering my cohort’s whole mf assignment, voicemails and interdepartmental messages/tasks included. and she ain’t even supposed to be my cohort! they stuck me with her being slick after i helped them out.

driving has become such a source of stress for me. so i gotta honor that. i am so expensive lol

i’ve accepted that i just cannot engage with most of gen x. i’ll take boomers over them any day and that is NUTS lol

def time to invest in some noise deafening ear plugs for outside. anyone with any good recs?

i’m up to my inner teenager now. specifically high school Ki, and…. whoosh! i’ll def need more than 3 years with this dynamically brilliant baby

funny enough.. Dreamgirls and Mean Girls (movies)

howwww is it still wednesday!? how is it still this week forreal????

september really came in and CLEARED. wow.

The whole TJs experience is overwhelming but once you leave with all your artisanal cheeses, juices and snacks, a bouquet of flowers, and no less than 6 five minute meals life feels worth living again

zackly. “DIY” and “home depot” is where he got me specifically lol

My friends have jobs?

the supplies/decor for an upcoming season, holiday, event, etc. are being put on the shelves wayyyy beforehand, earlier and earlier each year it seems. and ion like det.

she ate with that

…oh, nothin. just over here eating crisp cold applesauce out of my tweety bird mug because monday really had hands and jumped me into this work week. all by herself.. wyd?

THIS. Additionally, making time for it all between my traditional “9-5” that’s really a “9-until whenever”

every time i turn around i am unexpectedly covering one of my colleagues, most often on a Monday, which is literally 3x the work. it is such an attack on my nervous system because of how unfair and inconsiderate it is.

how bout dem eagles

Some of these men have gotten to comfortable at being bad b*tches.

i know EXACTLY who i am. i thought my body was getting louder; whole time, i’ve just been been growing listening to myself more. the importance of mind/body connection ain’t no joke. no wonder-

When you wanna send someone something you know they’d like but you hate them now <

Men will legitimately look at a woman who spends money like a drug dealer at brunch and ask her if she’s cool with a 2 for $20 with zero shame

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i deserve more. so much more.

EVERY single time. pissin me off..

my kid had questions about my virgo symbol tattoo tonight which led to me teaching him he’s a pisces and revealing the sun signs of the people he’s closest to. ……and so it begins..

finally getting a lul piece of titty after all these years 🥺🥹 all my life-

now that my kid is in first grade, he gets more lunchtime freedom. how bout i get a notification that his account balance is low, i check and see he down the caf buying sparkling water, sparkling juice, and snacks in addition to lunch. SIR!?!?? lolol this little boy.

morning, yall! 💚

i love her so bad

grief and loss. loss and grief.

my gmom decided i was her ride to this party and i know she is SICK we aren’t getting there mad early lol

OBSESSED

Eliza Thornberry

nothing could’ve prepared me to have run across traffic to jump on the hood of a stranger’s car that was inching forward, to escape a fucking PIT BULL that started chasing me while i was taking my evening stroll…on the sidewalk that connects to the complex where i live.

shadow work is so uncomfy and heavy, and DARK, omg. but you know what it also is? hella worth it if the goal is embodiment.

one of my neighbors: “i love to see you out here in your garden every morning” 🥹 omg-

i’m going to a birthday/retirement party this weekend, and it’s 70’s themed. i cannot wait to see my look all pulled together

watching the mean girls musical jawn for the first time and wow, they did so goooood! renee rapp is taking iiiiiit!!