My problem is all I want to do is be a smooch, eat delicious decadent foods, and play around with my silly little hobbies.

though it doesn’t always FEEL this way, also about me:

Don’t ask what’s wrong with the children, when you refuse to acknowledge the last 6 years.

about me:

Do NOT sit next to me during something serious. I’m telling you right now.

The elderly African American urge to shred my mail before putting it in the trash to protect my identity even tho all our data has been compromised online

I love my friends down. Perfect outing.

so many of us are perimenopausal af. idc what #they be sayin. ain’t enough research for any provider to confidently naysay anyways.

what was the best part of your day today? idc how small. i’ll go first: making a magically delicious chai latte this mornin.

pink lady gang 👉🏽👈🏽

A perpetual mood lol

update: she loved it 🥰 my kid painted a planter for her and was very involved in the surprise. distracted her downstairs by yapping and feeding her snacks while i set everything up. today was a win as a member of the sandwich generation.

😅😶‍🌫️

working amongst cliquey, middle-aged yt broads is NOT the vibe.

speaking of.. in this next episode of #barbershopchronicles apparently a “thot mom” is not a *real* mom. but a “thot dad”? ….well. some may feel confined-

who’s gonna tell ‘im

One thing imma do is yap.

🥹🫶🏽 i love this bad

SO unfair. and they wonder why we’re spending our dollars on libations, hobbies, and/or nostalgic niceties… did things “right” and now look smh

having to stop my work midday just to venture into the office for a 2+ hour staff meeting every month is so…. me, as soon as it’s over:

eye-ee-ooooo.. KILLER TOFUUUUU! ee-eye-ee.

WOOSH! yea….

This has been the cause of many a breakup. FOH Bad Luck Chuck!

yessss!! exactly what the people need! 😁

And I mean that!

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…worship-adjacent music period lolol type shit i’ll throw in a playlist for the plot🙂‍↕️

connectedness. it serves as an alternate way to be as close as possible with my friends, all at once, since none are in direct proximity anymore. reminds me of a time. also, i curated mine so well that y’all keep me hip and informed lol may never have met, but there’s community. and i like det.

i love me some worship-adjacent, heartbreak music, boul lol

my kid been stumping me since last week, asking me what things mean. i do not speak kid that well so i been tannat google search engine UP! 😭 are there reference books/dictionaries for parents?? ‘cause these words/concepts don’t be in his kid dictionary! gone ask me what “figure of speech” means lol

idk.. audio quality on streaming been soundin real different (derogatory) across multiple platforms. am i the only one?

lolol i love yall down! all they had to do was join in on the fun, but noooooo 🙄

when i was a wee lad: mcchicken, fries, caramel sundee now? 2 orders of fries and a caramel sundee lol

alright, time to lock back in and do my work or whatever 🙄

In my world that means they will be reaching out to me 🌝

this the part for me. time to go back to gate keeping everythang!

(I feel like people are taking jealousy to mean of appearance, and I need to stress that, yes, that's some of it, but also, about us seemingly defying the rules and the odds and still being seen as desirable... )

somebody come get meeeee, so i can go out and shake my ass, please!!

no, fr.

All the time* 🥲

bring it byke! 🥲

😏💞 I'm such a Virgo, i don't even try to beat the allegations 🤣😭😁♍️❣️

that second one with the “yuh” after

🥲🫠 yea..

Baby I’m so tired of being tired. I think this cold returning after those fake spring days is bringing my energy down.

wait. word????

some birds, they are lol

One thing I hate is watching a video and the voiceover saying “You probably gon scroll past this but…” because now I am. Let people enjoy you without the fake guilt trip, baby.