Whoever started the “it’s bad luck to open an umbrella indoors” probably just had cats

Tour starts today!

*bill and ted voice* wrote about Sabbath www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162658534

Bohemian National Cemetery on September 26. Russian Circles and Pelican is my Reese’s. Two great tastes etc

Lime flavour crisps. Limon flavor potato chips. I wanna say potato chips but I wanna spell it “flavour” anyway it’s a good snack.

This is Hudson. He’s not mine. But only because I respect his parents and if I took him home we would be outnumbered

Dreamtigers - Ellapsis Pinebender - Things Are About To Get Weird Crusades - Perhaps You Deliver This Judgment With Greater Fear Than I Receive It Ex Eye - Ex Eye Field Report - Field Report

Should have probably included show details. We’re rocking The Lowdown with @tatsongs.bsky.social and @perennialtheband.bsky.social, it’s an honest-to-goodness DM-for-address DIY spot, we are absolutely guaranteed to bring amps far too powerful for the space, and make our drummer sad.

Come out pun intended on Sunday night! If only to see how many songs it takes for my “this next song is a pride anthem” bit to get offensively stale.

Tour starts tomorrow, including our first shows in Chicago, Cleveland, and Buffalo!

We are stoked to be supporting @perennialtheband.bsky.social on their Chicago stop at Lowdown. Can't emphasize what a loser you are if you don't come.

Does grilling in the rain on Father’s Day despite neither having nor being a father count, too?

There are a lot of memes about the algae in the Reflecting Pool. This one is by far my favorite. (Bea found it elsewhere.)

has anyone done this yet

Every bluesky user bio

They’re called me the David Byrne of Chicago noise rock

this rules

Fuck your algorithm, I’ve got friends

The best friends are the ones who send you unsolicited and unprompted music recommendations

Always post skyline

This is why I love @chirpradio.org

One of my this-would-actually-give-me-something-to-be-proud-of projects for the day job is to build a locked box to surround the office router which is just mounted on a wall above the fridge, and I’ve just been told I should ask AI to design it.

Chicago is a wonderland

Come see it live at the Lowdown in Chicago on June 28! It’s gonna be a real nice time.

Weaklung rocking up to the freshman mixer like

Just posting in my own little bubble of cats and band stuff. I like my bubble.

In honour of Brian getting neutered today, here’s the lad in ballsier times. And then bonus golden hour Steve, because everybody wants more Steve content

Holyoke, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Chicago, Buffalo, Troy, New Haven, Somerville, Portland, Corvallis, Seattle, Anacortes, Bellingham, Olympia, Amherst, Hamden, Brooklyn, DC, Boston, Brighton, Oxford, Liverpool, Leeds, Nottingham, Coventry, Manchester, London

Albany Parkers - do you pronounce it like it’s a guy named Al Bunny, perhaps like a Richard Scarry character, with a lunchpail and a hard hat over his bunny ears, or do you pronounce it like Oops! All Bunnies?

Albany Parkers - do you pronounce it like it’s a guy named Al Bunny, perhaps like a Richard Scarry character, with a lunchpail and a hard hat over his bunny ears, or do you pronounce it like Oops! All Bunnies?

I like it when the cats hear me coming and are milling around by the front door when I come in; I’ll say “huh, what is this, a trenchcoat convention?” in the style of Andreas Katsulas as Frederick Sykes in The Fugitive (1993)

“What if I wrote a melody that’s too hard for me to sing and arranged the song so I have to sing it over a naked bassline with no guitars to hide behind but the song itself sounds immense so everyone else enjoys it and plays to their strengths while I expose all my weaknesses?” was my takeaway

Yeah! I no longer know which new song I like best. They are all starting to come together.

A thing about millennials being the first fully online generation is that we’ve seen our reputation seamlessly transition from young, naive, arrogant to old, out of touch, cringe, with no intervening period of respect, on the very medium we helped define.

Hot damn @gdwessel.bsky.social is killing on @chirpradio.org right now

Oh we’re doing big weather now, are we?

The flipside of this is fireflies. I spotted my first firefly of the season and I am delighted. You know these light up bugs are probably magical, right?

Me and Julio* Down By The Schoolyard** *a joint **my front porch, waiting for the storm

IMSAVED is giving a jump to CHRIST would someone who is good at metaphors help me, my family is dying

Looks like a pedestrian hit by a car on Clark at the intersection with Catalpa. EMTs on scene, they look hurt but awake. Fuck cars, man.

Always gotta have a project on the go.

Office chat about the weather impacting people, I just said “as long as I’ve got power, the internet is fine” and I think I’ve accidentally stumbled onto some deeper truth here

I Don’t Actually Feel Good When My Cynicism Is Validated part 2,398…

Had a dream I saw Lifeguard play a cover of Pinebender’s Before The Calm Was Lost at the Empty Bottle. …that’s probably worthy of a star on my personal Chicago flag, right?

Where’s Brian?

Hell, I’m gonna listen to The Charm Of The Highway Strip while I make dinner

Holy hell this is gonna be incredible. One of my favourite songs off my favourite MF album. Come out on June 28th! DM for address!

It is doing a very raining. Water is much sky falling. Down wet coming volumes intense.

Hell Yes New Thao.

Please Use AI