Little Richard spits facts back in the late 80s.

How about someone else do it? How about that.

James Brown finding out the bandstand wasn't double bolted. youtu.be/aQdLwQUPQIo?...

We need to put Wimpy back in charge of burgers.

How do these people sleep at night?

😬

Dad's dad was from Lithuania, was in the Navy for WWII, then was a union electrician for 40 years. Mom's dad was from Sweden and started transporting livestock for a butcher, became a butcher, then bought his own place on the south side of Chicago.

Oooo shit!!!

The Reader’s Best of Chicago issue is out today, I wrote 10 percent of the critic’s picks, which I’ll thread below. But first, here’s all the editorial contributions to the music and nightlife section chicagoreader.com/best-of-chic...

for the @chicagoreader.com's 2025 best of chicago issue, i wrote about cops! for the best conglomeration of local police to protect a murderous army of federal agents, look no further than the unified command of broadview, illinois.

This will be my last day home sick come hell or highwater! So, I am going to watch the Ken Burns Baseball documentary and feel something.

10 new Weaklung songs on the pile? The titles all sound angry or depressed? That's our lane baby.

While I wish Tom no harm per se I do think it would be funny if we sold out The Empty Bottle now.

Hey! Your pals Weaklung will be returning to The Empty Bottle on April 7th with our pals The Living Head, Flail, and William Covert Super stoked about this one, as its always nice to be asked to play one of the best venues in the city. Tix: www.ticketweb.com/event/the-li...

This is up on the Criterion Channel and it made me feel very existential. I wish they would have talked a little more about the importance of pornography in shaping what the video landscape became. I also wish they would have talked about what video inherited from Drive-Ins. Still, pretty good.

*sad trombone.

I have stayed the course and seemingly don't feel any worse. Guess we'll see when I wake up tomorrow if all this rest paid off.

Joy Division New Order

Does anyone truly know what's going on in Matrix Revolutions?

These are my three.

I have been thinking about the bread @agnolotti.bsky.social gave me and @oldtobegin.bsky.social last weekend non-stop. It might have been the last thing I thought about before falling asleep last night. Anyways, bread rules.

Ok body, you and I are not going to get sick. We are going to fight this tooth and nail. Lots of tea, rest, and food.

I'm watching The Matrix Reloaded. I haven't seen this since 2005 or so.

Daily Dolly. Bat Ears Edition.

Troy Evans, excellent character actor.

I had some strawberry cake for breakfast.

It's fun to imagine Mick Jagger having to make a slide deck.

I think someone should bring me a piece of cake.

gonna hock some guitar pedals to pay for laser treatment. does anybody want an Old Blood Noise Endeavors Beam Splitter or a Mr. Black Bloodmoon for a reasonable price? hit me up!

Angine De Poitrine have to be psyop. I have never seen a band appear in almost every single circle of my life so quickly and consistently.

Ok for real this time, a week earlier but it's done.

lol strike that, they accidentally gave they date away. though they are offering an alternative date that might be better, but now i have to make sure the entire bill is still available for the new date.

We got ONE! (now on to the next)

Totally cool to want to go to bed at 7pm.

i’m not sure “affair” is the right word when she was 16 and gates’s buddy was keeping her passport in his personal safe but go off usa today

ADVANCE NOTICE!! Vacancy Chain (featuring our Emily and Mike) have an EP release coming up at Illuminated Brew Works in Chicago, with the delightful Impulsive Hearts opening, and our Jesse selecting some jams. Saturday March 21!!

A bag of fries but just the small crispy fry nuggets.

This made me think of the most money I ever found on the ground. $1500 in a bill clip in a Best Buy parking lot. I turned it into security like a sucker, I'm a sucker because I am 99.999999% sure that security guard pocketed it.

Willing to put money on Fallon.

Why watch the SOTU when you can watch old X-Files?

Already framed.

Flea starting to look like Old Beavis.

Me trying to go back to my work life after Thundersnow.

If someone is able to help out a good friend of mine, I'd really appreciate it, folks! 🙏

My wife understands my top crush.

Daily Dolly. Bro our dog is so high. (She was going to have a growth removed, they prepped her for surgery, but discovered the growth didn't need surgery) now she is home.

New shirt purchase.