Got nothing to say today

I wish you could somehow ctrl+F LateX symbols in pdf files

Another unsuccessful attempt at becoming vegan. Every time I drop eggs my eyes start feeling like they are glued to the back of their sockets and life feels like a dream

two wants- A. the hypothetical outcome that you would be most happy about if it were to happen, even if you don't know what it is B. the outcome you expect and hope for, the actual cause of your behavior, even if you're wrong about how happy it would make you

The body requires choline?

In my dream, a nice young man showed me how you can instantly cure a cold by making a rich tomato soup and pouring it directly into your bed. This helps because (?)

The true essence of food is sinkwater

chatgpt talks like a personal gym trainer on cocaine

tentative hypothesis - human's small working memory acts as kind of a regularizer which prevents overly complicated internal representations. Having simpler internal representations which are forced to be "chunked" makes them more modular, and improves generalization ability

feeling depressed by the general concept of opportunity cost

Reading the news frightens and confuses me

Elon musk is like a human shepard tone. Every time I hear about him he looks like he's in a steep downward spiral and burning all bridges and his reputation. But also, every time I hear about him he somehow has another 10 billion dollars and more power

New favorite conspiracy theory: Real life humans are being remotely controlled by the blocky characters in roblox

new favorite conspiracy theory: The titanic sank because of the weight of too many time-traveling tourists going back to see the sinking of the titanic

I'm just now understanding how memes from 2020 work. I'm a little behind but I'm having fun

people with situational awareness be like: Yeah, this is definitely a situation

everything is a metaphor. Thinking about anything at all feels like trying to pull a tree stump out of the ground

I remember watching a scifi tv show when I was 12 that methodically presented like 20 different ways the world could end, I think that fucked me up

at the Bonk Institute, receiving revelatory insights via repeated bonks to the noggin.

Had a sick dream last night where I made a wingsuit that allowed me to fly across states to a family reunion. Lots of flying, very cool Got to the family reunion and my brother said Woah did you fly here in a wingsuit? And I said ... hell yeah

Is it me or did they just remove a ton of images from Wikipedia pages?

my new favorite conspiracy theory - pigs are actually a cursed subspecies of human, somehow

Found on random research project poster

You can trust me I'm a guessxpert

Which one of these email sign-offs should I start using: 💯, gerge (...) keep bangin, gerge (...) see you in Valhalla, gerge (...) 😎, garge ... May the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, and the rains fall soft upon your fields, gerge

How much of the human condition is like this?

Population-level inductive bias is a pretty interesting topic in gen AI I think But does this correspond to anything in humans? we don't ingest discrete samples, so we can't really deal with distributions in the same way. But it feels like we do something like expect input to match a distribution

A fun bit to do is to tell a long-winded joke with a long setup with many different characters. Then insert yourself into the story, and start describing yourself telling a different joke

Relapsed on humor again

knock knock knock? knock knock knock, knock. knock knock? knock! knock knock knock knock knock!? (two fists conversing through a closed door)

And now I have distracted myself and the problem goes away. It was not real to begin with

If i don't do something about this problem I will be drafted into a war and immediately die in an explosion. If i don't do something about this problem I will be sacrificed toward some greater end by some authority or another

I am no longer interested in humor

boss says "your performance has been so good this year that we will clone you 20 times! and split your current salary amongst your clones"

once again - magic genies look like air traffic control towers, full of people you can't see, doing the work of reconciling the outcomes of many different wishes.

We love the smell of good air!

Got a free book I will probably never read, it has cool diagrams

It has come to my attention that my personal neuroses are leaking out and infecting others**dreamed a heartwarming story about a man who gets so good at playing the cowbell that world peace is achieved**ANyone who has ever produced an advertisement goes in --> the dungeon**what's 2100 math like?

You have to get all your work done, and also be friendly and sociable. If you fail to do either you will be exiled**Once again I have clarified some shit**games that are basically you and someone else watching a process unfold, like Yahtzee or stick-racing**Have we been aging this whole time?

*guy addicted to spine-shortening surgery: I just need one more vertebra removed. just one more

I believe it was Pitbull who said "I call it politricks"

The band Ween is interesting because they are very creative but only at large scale, at the level of general themes, lyrics. Every musical detail is just smoothly upscaling their initial rough idea they probably had when they were high. Some bands/artists are creative only at the level of details.

Bruce Lee said "be like water". Maybe your behavior should be entirely determined by your environment, not on habit or style or expressing yourself or whatever. It's good not to have personality ** love the sound of shoesteps in the background of a woman's beautiful singing voice ** I'm in a city

Ok no more dangnesium, even when < 100 mg instead of 400 mg. Make you great sleep but I feel like play dough

even a worm will learn

Taking notes and I have to switch to a new sheet of paper because I made a scary doodle on the page and can't look at it

greasing up your nervous system with coffee until you hit the Parkinson's-like dance moves at the quietest possible samba music

The vibes feel strange today. Guy practicing archery in the parking lot