dying at the pictures this guy accidently included in this add www.autotrader.ca/offers/merce...

If you or someone you love is suffering from the Mariners offense, defense, or pitching, please call our hotline: 1-555-SAD-2026

We flipped our Mariners flag upside down. This team is clearly in distress

I really really miss Matt Brash

I love how much the Mariners are bunting this season. Excellent bunt single from Robles there!

George Russell is expected to make a flying start in today’s Austrian GP. Russell will leave his pole position grid slot five seconds before the lights go out before briefly lifting to demonstrate to the FIA that he has not gained any lasting advantage.

we just visited Ostrichland a few days ago. my 5 year old named several of the ostriches. one was given the name "Peen." Peen is, apparently, a Girl

@katmabu.bsky.social official campaign vehicle 2028

The kids are not alright..🤔🤔

Here’s that Derek Hill catch. Holy hell.

just finished my design for a shrimp powered air conditioner. now to take a sip of coffee and check out bluesky

Bottas faster than Gasly and Albon in that session. Cadillac having gremlins (understandable in season one) but that's really impressive.

Congrats to all the World Cup host countries.

I think we need a new rule. If you post pics of food you made you have to also post the recipe.

IT'S A CYCLE FOR FELNIN CELESTEN! His triple to right field completes the feat!

Young Martin Short bears a striking resemblance to Kimi Antonelli. End of line.

Well, I've been affected by the Bungie layoffs, and I guess I'm now looking for work. I'm a senior narrative designer on Destiny 2. I'm going to thread a little list of stuff I've done on the game; normally I go out of my way to avoid attention, but today I'd appreciate reposts.

Any idea when Kade Anderson will join the Mariners? Or has Woodworth been spending all of his coaching money on cocaine? What’s the deal here guys? We need a team!

June 2026 in the UK

I would rather lobotomize myself with a wooden kitchen spoon

in the spirit of father’s day, i would like to say a few words about my mom’s husband. i don’t think of you as my stepfather, but more as the guy who stepped up to fuck my mom. you’re not my real dad, get out of our house, phil

Men, the answer was men.

Girls, what’s my weakness?

FINALLY a decently priced bologna sandwich! Only $14… how can they stay in business??

Mariners: ReffsWHYder?

seen on i-5 in seattle

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

Connor Joe is one of the all time please go away Mariners and I don’t care what anyone says.

JP Crawford is one of the all time great Mariners and I don’t care what anyone says.

Anyone know if the guy who started Vice News has lost his mind? He’s doing a lot of UFO content and I’m trying to discern if he’s a legitimate journalist or if he’s off his rocker and that’s why Vice News collapsed.

I just ate Chick FilA for the first time in 20+ years. (It was free/all they had at my daughter's school picnic.) It sucks. It's good to know that in addition to being morally reprehensible, it's also garage-tier food.

Just a reminder that the US Woman’s team has won the World Cup four times already.

🤣🤣

Stacy’s mom is Jesse’s girl.

Everything within 100 miles of Boston is an English word spelled or pronounced wrong

I think I watched this on BlueSky today. youtu.be/mKwL5G5HbGA?...

This chick thinks “people should know what they’re eating, maybe it would be helpful to post a video and I’ll get some attention too!” The whole of BlueSky: “We fucking know it’s bad for us shut the fuck up you horrible person!” And BlueSky is the good option.

pushing the body of Ronald Reagan from store to store in a wheelbarrow asking for "The Presidential Price"

E-bikes must have visible plates!

Explain your @ Marzipan + Panda + Dancer. A bot once said it was deliciously alluring.

Captain America: What smells delicious? Captain Mongolia: *using his shield to make stirfry for everyone*

The thing about the Mariners is they always struggle against teams they’re “supposed” to beat. It’s been that way for quite a while now.

no really, i’m serious, why am i paying taxes if a trillionaire is getting billions and billions of dollars from the government? i can’t stop asking myself this question…

Yeah. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Life has been more peaceful since I began treating the week like a 7 game series. I just gotta have 4 good days. You can lose a few games and still win the series yunno.

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