Marzipandancer
@marzipandancer.bsky.social
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I don’t like coleslaw… but not because of how it tastes. It’s because I want to puke when people call it “slaw.”
5 months ago
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Jard
1 day ago
dying at the pictures this guy accidently included in this add
www.autotrader.ca/offers/merce...
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Mercedes-Benz for $ 38,000
Find your Mercedes-Benz $ 38,000 – At Autotrader.ca: a Canadian automotive classifieds leader.
https://www.autotrader.ca/offers/mercedes-benz-s-class-560sec-gasoline-blue-cat_ma47gr100066mt610tr15976-c51625b1-ee18-47d3-8410-839ec78f4bf9?sort=model_year&desc=0&position=5&source_otp=t10&source=listpage_search-results&order_bucket=unknown&boost_level=p0&applied_boost_level=p0&relevance_adjustment=organic&boosting_product=none
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If you or someone you love is suffering from the Mariners offense, defense, or pitching, please call our hotline: 1-555-SAD-2026
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867-5309
3 days ago
We flipped our Mariners flag upside down. This team is clearly in distress
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Patrick Callahan
3 days ago
I really really miss Matt Brash
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I love how much the Mariners are bunting this season. Excellent bunt single from Robles there!
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Parody FIA
3 days ago
George Russell is expected to make a flying start in today’s Austrian GP. Russell will leave his pole position grid slot five seconds before the lights go out before briefly lifting to demonstrate to the FIA that he has not gained any lasting advantage.
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Adam Kinzinger
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alexis simpson
4 days ago
we just visited Ostrichland a few days ago. my 5 year old named several of the ostriches. one was given the name "Peen." Peen is, apparently, a Girl
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Ian Miles Schlong
5 days ago
@katmabu.bsky.social
official campaign vehicle 2028
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Clyde McKinley
4 days ago
The kids are not alright..🤔🤔
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John Foley
5 days ago
Here’s that Derek Hill catch. Holy hell.
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Adam Serwer
5 days ago
just finished my design for a shrimp powered air conditioner. now to take a sip of coffee and check out bluesky
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James
5 days ago
Bottas faster than Gasly and Albon in that session. Cadillac having gremlins (understandable in season one) but that's really impressive.
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Aram
5 days ago
Congrats to all the World Cup host countries.
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Winterpeggurl 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱
6 days ago
I think we need a new rule. If you post pics of food you made you have to also post the recipe.
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Everett AquaSox Baseball Club
5 days ago
IT'S A CYCLE FOR FELNIN CELESTEN! His triple to right field completes the feat!
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Young Martin Short bears a striking resemblance to Kimi Antonelli. End of line.
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aaron
6 days ago
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How Rubber Gloves Are Made
Alt: How Rubber Gloves Are Made by dipping a hand shaped thing into some sort of glove sauce and the hands are on a rail and they do a nice little spin as they dip down and back up now coated in raw glove juice
https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/a6/93/O7wfWCv1.gif?hh=280&ww=497&mp4=TnjgGqPf0LP8jCf4bEG&webm=q8HMYdtfBdICD
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ariella
6 days ago
Well, I've been affected by the Bungie layoffs, and I guess I'm now looking for work. I'm a senior narrative designer on Destiny 2. I'm going to thread a little list of stuff I've done on the game; normally I go out of my way to avoid attention, but today I'd appreciate reposts.
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Any idea when Kade Anderson will join the Mariners? Or has Woodworth been spending all of his coaching money on cocaine? What’s the deal here guys? We need a team!
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Wills
7 days ago
June 2026 in the UK
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Karl Bode
8 days ago
I would rather lobotomize myself with a wooden kitchen spoon
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Louis C.K., Stephen A. Smith to Honor Bill Maher at Kennedy Center Event
The Mark Twain prize ceremony is set to air on Netflix July 21.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/louis-ck-stephen-smith-to-honor-bill-maher-kennedy-center-1236627114/?link_source=ta_thread_link&taid=6a3a5933ff5219000159a515&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=threads.net
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stefan
9 days ago
in the spirit of father’s day, i would like to say a few words about my mom’s husband. i don’t think of you as my stepfather, but more as the guy who stepped up to fuck my mom. you’re not my real dad, get out of our house, phil
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Men, the answer was men.
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10 days ago
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Girls, what’s my weakness?
10 days ago
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FINALLY a decently priced bologna sandwich! Only $14… how can they stay in business??
10 days ago
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Mariners: ReffsWHYder?
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes
11 days ago
seen on i-5 in seattle
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weeder
10 days ago
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
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Connor Joe is one of the all time please go away Mariners and I don’t care what anyone says.
10 days ago
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JP Crawford is one of the all time great Mariners and I don’t care what anyone says.
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Anyone know if the guy who started Vice News has lost his mind? He’s doing a lot of UFO content and I’m trying to discern if he’s a legitimate journalist or if he’s off his rocker and that’s why Vice News collapsed.
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Daniel R. Epstein
11 days ago
I just ate Chick FilA for the first time in 20+ years. (It was free/all they had at my daughter's school picnic.) It sucks. It's good to know that in addition to being morally reprehensible, it's also garage-tier food.
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สุพรรณิกาทร์ Supanika Ordoñez
12 days ago
Just a reminder that the US Woman’s team has won the World Cup four times already.
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The Tennessee Holler
12 days ago
🤣🤣
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Adam Kinzinger
13 days ago
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Stacy’s mom is Jesse’s girl.
13 days ago
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agent ick
14 days ago
Everything within 100 miles of Boston is an English word spelled or pronounced wrong
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I think I watched this on BlueSky today.
youtu.be/mKwL5G5HbGA?...
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Jamie Oliver Shows School Kids How Chicken Nuggets are made
YouTube video by Faffi H
https://youtu.be/mKwL5G5HbGA?is=1BqtO-sBtyOfYsni
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This chick thinks “people should know what they’re eating, maybe it would be helpful to post a video and I’ll get some attention too!” The whole of BlueSky: “We fucking know it’s bad for us shut the fuck up you horrible person!” And BlueSky is the good option.
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15 days ago
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alexis simpson
15 days ago
pushing the body of Ronald Reagan from store to store in a wheelbarrow asking for "The Presidential Price"
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Boba Cyclist 정
16 days ago
E-bikes must have visible plates!
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Explain your @ Marzipan + Panda + Dancer. A bot once said it was deliciously alluring.
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Ray
16 days ago
Captain America: What smells delicious? Captain Mongolia: *using his shield to make stirfry for everyone*
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The thing about the Mariners is they always struggle against teams they’re “supposed” to beat. It’s been that way for quite a while now.
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Lyx Lyon
17 days ago
no really, i’m serious, why am i paying taxes if a trillionaire is getting billions and billions of dollars from the government? i can’t stop asking myself this question…
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Yeah.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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UFC to pay White House fighters in crypto issued by Trump company
Some fighters will receive bonuses in ‘stablecoins’ issued by Trump family business World Liberty Financial
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/14/white-house-ufc-fighters-crypto?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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Ibejih
17 days ago
Life has been more peaceful since I began treating the week like a 7 game series. I just gotta have 4 good days. You can lose a few games and still win the series yunno.
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alexis simpson
17 days ago
introducing: Wankles™️, the ankles that cum
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