Marzipandancer
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Frog and Toad Bot
1 day ago
“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”
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2 days ago
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One of the top learnings from 2025 is that we already have a word for learnings that doesn’t sound anywhere near as stupid: lessons. Just say lessons.
3 days ago
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BREAKING: The word breaking has lost all meaning.
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Comfortably Numb
9 days ago
We interviewed Hitler about the rise of Nazism.
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SeaTea
11 days ago
Me: This time we finally have Donald Trump dead-to-rights. There's absolutely no way he's going to weasel out of this one. Psychiatric Nurse: Doctor, he's at it again. The delusions have returned. Doctor: I will up his meds.
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I have a fairly major project that's been sprung on me that's due on Friday morning. Thankfully I can just scroll and reply until Thursday night.
13 days ago
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Frog and Toad Bot
13 days ago
Then Toad poured a glass of water over his head.
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Stansaid Airport
14 days ago
Delighted to have opened the new toilets in our Wetherspoons today!
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I’m making pumpkin pie.
15 days ago
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weeder
16 days ago
Her: Describe your perfect date Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
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George Pearkes
17 days ago
What a queen
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Dynasty Dave
18 days ago
A few days ago our waiter referred to nachos as "chos" and I'm still thinking about it
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Frog and Toad Bot
19 days ago
A wind came. It blew across the land.
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Mueller, She Wrote
20 days ago
ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
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Fuck the Dodgers. I don’t give a shit. A one run win in game 7 is tantamount to a draw, but they get to look like geniuses for spending all the money in the world. God I hope the Blue Jays can find another run.
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Rian Johnson
23 days ago
To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
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Villanelle’s Pink Dress 💛🧡❤️🍁🎃👻
24 days ago
An ICE contractor left a loaded gun in a bathroom at St Joes hospital in Tacoma. The WA State Nurses Association is pissed
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Raffi_RC
25 days ago
dear
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, i'll be in Toronto on Friday and would love to sing our Canadian anthem at game 6. whaddaya say?
#BlueJays
#WantItAll
#WorldSeries
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✨🌟 ⭐️ LoveKat ⭐️🌟✨🟦♿️🧬🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🌎☮️🕊️🟪
26 days ago
Here comes the part where flights start stopping and our chances to flee, dwindle.
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America stops flights to Mexico via major airlines with 13 routes to Texas, NYC, LA & Miami all immediately canceled - NewsBreak
US officials have cut a slew of flights operated by Mexican airlines to cities across America. Routes connecting Mexican destinations to US cities includin
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Elle
about 1 month ago
Found my new hoodie
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Kat Abughazaleh
26 days ago
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
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The Onion
26 days ago
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
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Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...
https://theonion.com/gray-lipped-rfk-jr-touts-bodys-natural-ability-to-transmute-lead-into-gold/
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Dr. Jack Brown
27 days ago
Hey U.S. military members: "I was only following orders" didn't work at Nuremberg.
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Sounds like someone's in the Epstein files!
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/c...
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Bill Gates Says Climate Change ‘Will Not Lead to Humanity’s Demise’
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/climate/bill-gates-climate-change-humanity.html
27 days ago
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Fucking Dodgers.
27 days ago
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This is bonkers. Go Blue Jays. …how’s everyone feeling about the Manfred runner right now?
27 days ago
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The Mariners still have the longest post season game. Just not this year.
27 days ago
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Mueller, She Wrote
27 days ago
BREAKING: A Department of Homeland Security officer shot at an unarmed black man during a traffic stop in DC, and the DC police officer said he was told by superiors not to mention the shooting in his incident report. 1/
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Lawyers allege cover-up after fed shoots at man during D.C. traffic stop
Neither D.C. police nor the Department of Homeland Security have explained why the Homeland Security agent fired his weapon.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/10/27/dc-traffic-stop-shooting-dispute/
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SaltyGirl
27 days ago
My heart is breaking for my students They already have to battle housing insecurity, food insecurity, mental & physical health insecurity, and now one of the only things they can count on, SNAP Benefits, won’t be accessible to them. Kids shouldn’t go to bed hungry This country is a disgrace
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Bearhat
29 days ago
YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer
30 days ago
A Christianity that causes the hungry to go without food, the sick to go without healthcare, the stranger to be mistreated, and God’s creation to be ravaged, all while the greedy and cruel satisfy their every desire, is a Christianity that can no longer claim to follow Christ.
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We no longer have a republic.
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30 days ago
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Patrick Chovanec
30 days ago
On a deadly serious note, the President cannot rely on external, private sources to fund spending as an end-run around Congress’ constitutional power of the purse. If he can, we no longer have a republic.
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weeder
about 1 month ago
If you are a journalist or pretending to be one, I am begging you to unlearn the phrase "growing concerns"
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weeder
about 1 month ago
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Ron Filipkowski
about 1 month ago
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 80th day out of the last 92. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
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I know I just reposted this, but…come on: this is an amazing opportunity. This guy needs suggestions. If you see this and pass it by, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.
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Bohemia Mountain
about 1 month ago
I have a large beard. I have to go to a Halloween party this coming weekend. I am willing to shave my whole face or shape however necessary. Looking for some fun ideas. When I don’t have a beard or a mustache I look like I’m a 12yo
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The momentary feeling of panic when I go to select “Show me less like this” and accidentally press the share button.
about 1 month ago
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How much is the new ballroom supposed to cost? Somewhere in the neighborhood of $230 million? So Trump is going to pay for the ballroom himself, using money he steals from the taxpayers. Got it.
about 1 month ago
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Lordbeef
about 1 month ago
I'm obsessed with this guy I found on TikTok. incredible energy
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After Trump is gone we should tear down the White House and build something new we can be proud of. It was originally built by slaves, and there's no way to rid it of the stink currently residing in it. Let's build something we can be proud of again.
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Missing The Point
about 1 month ago
The Dodgers prepare for the possibility that players will seek asylum at Toronto home games.
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Jon Bois
about 1 month ago
the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
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I’m a Mariners fan. That was a fucking brutal series, and one we should have won but lost. I’m not mad, I’m just a little disappointed. That said: let’s go Blue Jays!! Fuck up the Dodgers!!
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If the Mariners don’t win tonight, there’s some good news: we get to erase the pain of losing with false hope for next season!! I’m excited to start speculating and I’m already pumped for Spring Training.
about 1 month ago
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No matter what happens today, I want to make this clear: As a Mariners fan, I will be rooting for whoever faces the Dodger.
about 1 month ago
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