what my microwave sees when i’m impatient for the hot pockets at 3am

Here’s the moment my brain broke during the Art of Fighting 2 manual

I feel like every three days a Stars blogger I have never heard of publishes a "Here's why white people not having to drive to the AAC even though it sells out constantly is good actually" article.

my coworker came up to me yesterday and said "is that Africa?" ???

this is my oc "large leader" nick moss do not steal

me at kickoff of every world cup game: oh this is nice to put on in the background, maybe the team with cool jerseys will win me 90 minutes later, literally every time:

my new full-time hobby is putting the world's most important video tapes in Retro Rewind

eric tulsky I both love and respect you and it is with love and consideration I say you are a dude that needs warm lighting and a white balanced camera when you do webcam hits

This is beautiful

Dul an Chróit!

Morrow's going to end up working for Vegas isn't he. IIRC him and Ryan Craig are very, very close.

a bunch of english got kicked out of the fake english beer pub in dallas for shirt off rabblerousing and the tories among them are trying to turn it into an international incident and an opportunity to shame as if "your city was nice to everyone but the english" will wound me

first round loss joke goes here

Obama is the last dude still listening to Common

This reads like the list of influential artists you'd get in a parody article where the kids on TikTok have started a quasi-ironic niche musical genre called "Obamacore."

They're all elated, but Taylor Hall is just so damn happy.

Starting my working class movement, "The Wendy's Junior Bacon Chee is $2.89 Now"

Edward Scissorhands is basically "What if you found Robert Smith in your backyard?"

Xbox

the trend of "boomers want non-functional products actually" is kind of insulting I think

fire torts for not playing hill, put cassidy back in

Now Torts has to fly back to Raleigh to get his clothes.

Broad Street Hockey being responsible for a Stanley Cup before the Flyers organization is one of those things that makes you very proud and also very concerned.

VEGAS BOJANGLES IS OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT

Seeing tulsky win the cup THAT’S MY COMPUTER GM

GOAT Eric Tulsky

small goals boy!

Ride or die from day one let's fucking go

I guess it *was* the Corsi Hockey League

The Carolina Hurricanes have won the Stanley Cup. And BSH alum Eric Tulsky built a Stanley Cup-winning team.

I fuckin' told you they were different

Time to bring Scotland and Haiti fans to an LSU Tailgate.

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

congrats to everyone except james dolan

jalen decided to be the most locked in player ever, that was a good idea

i’m so glad the world cup being in america means that people from other countries get to visit sacred american historical markers

it's amazing that rgg managed to have its guy they might not be able to keep the rights to, guy who was wrapped up in a ton of drug stuff, and guy who did sexual assault issues all in one person

ok, all in for Mexico now

The PRC, famously not a weapons seller

cup winning goalie vs .826 someone please dog him with this number, especially if it's worse, post game

c4ter h4rt

and then some

ok jordan the entire hockey world is waiting for you to chase carter hart

they're heeeeeere