Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw

*Pittsburgh mentioned*

There's a reddit called sink pissers

Looks like truckasaurus (complimentary)

There is no dark side of the moon, really

bluesky is and has always been a posting retirement home for elder millennials

When Brick was on the radio in 1997 I was like wait, piano in music that isn't Billy Joel or Elton John? And I was hooked on Ben since

it also has this one

No, we're not, fatheads 😔

Take a look at me now

Bernie Williams was better than Derek Jeter

Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country? Yes. May I see it? Yes.

Ohhhh who was the Philly writer who said Claude Giroux was now the best player in the league instead of Crosby

I call mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit

my contribution to astronaut discourse is to remind you all that "astronaut ice cream" has never been eaten in space and was made specifically to sell in gift shops. it is also the worst food known to humanity.

What was the Apollo mission where there was a turd floating around the crew module

Bosnia AND Herzegovina? In this economy?

Ooooooh Rick Steves, where did you go, what have you seen

Well we got our kiddo's big birthday present, tickets to the Weezer show in the fall

He will always be Sid the Kid I don't care that he's almost 40

Penguins running riot 🚨

Doesn't sunny D and vodka come in a can now too

Well hot damn I thought this one was over

Hounds home league opener banner night

Didn't the Braves have a fireworks mishap at Turner Field where they set the flag on fire once

We got almost 200 inches of snow my junior year at Syracuse

The bracket lines on the baseline in San Jose look like the old PS2 logo with the blue and black

We're going to get a whole season out of this

Moleman Productions presents

Professor, would you say it's time for Pirates fans to panic? Yes I would, Kent.

Someone post a pic of the scoreboard where Skenes ERA is like a billion

Pirates lol

We've been talking about our favorite baseball tweets and I can't find it but I want to say it was @mikegianella.bsky.social who did "meet the Mets, feel despair, walk into traffic like you don't even care"

Opening Day!! Baseball during work hours, let's GOOOOO!!

Provolone wit

Hounds win!

Pittsburgh Derby let's gooooooo

This from The Pitt or Home Alone

Kiddo no longer likes Harry Potter because of *shakes fist at everything* and we didn't even have to tell her

My favorite song in Matilda is when the dad is throwing the books in the trash (Harry Potter? What a rotter)

Got my subscription for CPBL TV, their opening day is this weekend. Nowhere to go but up for the Guardians! 🇹🇼 ⚾ ⚔️

Woke up this morning feeling fine I've got the Riverhounds on my mind

This should be a full length touring musical

I don't wanna hear shit about "liability" or "safety" you either do this right with full length dogs and minimum 12 oz beers or you don't. get these insulting cocktail wieners and tasting flights out of my face

The Pirates used to play a CGI pirate ship battle on the scoreboard at the start of the game set to O Fortuna and I really miss it

Who scheduled these basketball games. Why are there two late night east coast games on a Sunday