USMNT fan gauge right now:

I call mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit

Own goal

Please rise if you're able for the national anthem of Australia youtu.be/guGDh57_xvU?...

*Joel McHale* let's talk about chicks, man

He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

The abominable first one at least gave us Lonely Christmas Eve by Ben Folds

I can't go to a game at the Azteca! They pee in a cup and throw it on you. I saw it in a movie.

I wonder how my life would have turned out if I had gotten human growth hormone, promised on a napkin, from an elite European soccer club at a young age.

I love how we have all these football stadiums here for the world cup and yet fifa is like nope gotta have new grass nope gotta take out seats

Adidas doing giant stripes this year sucks and makes me not want to buy a Real Madrid jersey

The Vegas fans better at least stay to boo Bettman

Fuck the Knights and fuck Carter Hart

All-time great American: Willis Carrier

Church bazaar with bingo, gambling, beer tent, flea market, live music

If you see this post a bird

Madrid signs Cucurella. Mourinho tells him to cut those sideburns if he wants to be on the team

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Stoppage time winner for the Hounds!

Can check for Scotland night

You know those pop tarts that are like, double pop tarts?

It's Scotland Night at the Riverhounds today with the game on the scoreboard after the live action. Wonder if they'll have haggis

Goal in garbage time yessss

Jacob Misiorowski wraps a complete-game shutout with his career high 15th K. His final pitch of the night was at 103 mph.

Misiorowski with the game of the season tonight

10pm is some bullshit. world cup games should all be on when I'm at work doing nothing

And here come the pretzels

Say hi to the Lego soccer crew

There was a pic of Messi at Publix a while ago and he was buying Lucky Charms, he's a good dad

Lmao Spurs have Tottenham disease

Ben Folds show last night was great, stellar set list, all the way back to 1995 and some deep cuts too. Also he brought his dog Maurice out during the encore

No one gives out paper tickets anymore so I've lost count but seeing Ben Folds tonight in the high teens

A longggg time ago I emailed @billamend.bsky.social to say I liked an especially nerdy Fox Trot strip and he wrote back and said thanks for reading. Give him a follow for sure

In GTA Vice City they had a radio commercial for release, the gum that shoots a load in your mouth

Out came Mr Sunshine

The Pope is going to be at the Bernabeu tomorrow. I hope he gets to sprinkle holy water on the pitch or something we could use it

i would kill and die for samba www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

His hair was perfect

whenever people get into arguments about bluesky versus twitter I just come back to the fact that I don’t want to spend time on a platform where the biggest voices are the worst people on the planet

Ohhhh I forget what song it was but one of the CPBL dance teams did a song once that regularly talked in English about fucking

I remember it was a big deal when the Rangers won "because it had been 54 years". The Knicks are at 53

It was either Rampage or Guerilla War

No dog in this fight but lol Knicks wyd

Good afternoon, friend, want a churu?

It's the Spin Doctors and noted cat haver Chris Barron!

Saw a guy downtown with a CTBC Brothers hat and I told him I was a Guardians fan, he was amazed to meet another CPBL watcher 🇹🇼

The Dark Souls etc. games are too hard and I won't play any of them