In my head rent free the last week of November

Happy Thanksgiving

Bad timing to log back onto twitter with the Svechnikov blurb & the usual suspects being melodramatic about it.

AEW account: Jon Moxley is stabbing someone with a FORK?!? Me: Oh, it’s a normal Moxley match then.

Well earned secondary assist for Miller.

A rebound hanging in the air long enough for a defender to baseball swing it out of danger is something that could only happen to a Hurricanes top-sixer.

Shootout in San Jose

The Sharks jerseys make me miss my PS2.

Anaheim’s up to two “how the fuck did that not go in?” chances in the last 29 seconds.

I was called “the one with the bird tattoos” at Alison’s preschool today.

That Wild fan in the front row looked way too dejected for a 3-2 goal.

This is late as shit for a central time zone game.

I swear to god the roadie in Minnesota is always Carolina’s worst game of the year.

Faust/JB/Colby should be a good broadcast.

Gorgeous goal by the Sharks. Goddamn.

One month into the season and I still have to tell myself 29 on NYI isn't Brock Nelson anymore.

This is all I wanted from the Panthers for years. The division has been mid as hell forever, let’s at least have some unhinged games.

Kirk I know you’ve got an interception in you.

Rico holy shit

MCR as bumper music has my attention.

Mason Rudolph is still on the Steelers?

I’m not against going for it but a fake end around with Bryce running a race to the sideline on the short hash was the call?

Trivium made me feel like I was 17 again even though my 34 year old ass is feeling the back-to-back metal shows.

Make Them Suffer is so fun that I willingly got into the pit. Fit For A King also ruled. They’ve come such a long way since I saw them at Warped Tour forever ago.

I've rewatched that Olivier goal a couple of times because I thought ESPN was showing me a preseason game with that Oilers defense.

Subway finally jumping on the Thanksgiving sandwich bandwagon just makes me miss Wawa.

That first Sharks shot on goal is going to be glorious

Oshie kind of looks like Alan May’s adult son job shadowing at the studio.

Sammy Rhino

Using the leftover scraps from the pork roast to make carbonara. This stuff is basically bacon at this point. (Yes my pan has seen better days)

Thompson’s mask kind of reminds me of that one Jose Theodore used in Washington. Double eagles.

*hears Alison straining* Me: Sweetie are you oka-oh you’re playing Featherwand again.

When your daughter tells you she wants to wear her hockey sweater to school, you follow her lead.

Aurora borealis? Localized entirely in your neighborhood?

Pretty sure Staal would get a fine or a suspension if that hit wasn’t friendly fire.

Andersen wow

Ehlers is going to be a point per game player by Thanksgiving.

Stankoven turns feral against the Caps.

Seeing if I made pulled pork or just roasted pork shoulder again

Me: people are paying to read my shit now that’s awesome Also me: wait that means I have to really keep up with this now, huh? 😅

I don’t know why the Devils replaced Spaulding with whoever this guy is but yeeesh.

Loving the Sean Walker praise

New A3Z: Talking about some of the games I watched from the past week. Topics include - Celebrini vs. the Avs - Tampa's rookies impressing against VGK - Devon Toews' ridiculous game against TB - Simon Nemec & a strange trend with young defensemen allthreezones.substack.com/p/what-i-wat...

"Burns just stands there while Garland screens the goaltender" Yea that'll happen, Ray.

"Let's go to Tyson in the booth." "Huh, I didn't know the Canucks hired Tyson Nash." *sees that it's Tyson Barrie* "Fuck."

I would hope they can win in regulation after outshooting them 19-2 in a period.

Finally buried one of the gimmie chances.

This game can be summed up by "How the fuck was that not a goal?"

Jordan that's a bad penalty.

That is a lucky break.