Alright. Time to watch the game with my eyes closed. Oh, you will all be marked safe from my shitty posts. You’re welcome!

You’re welcome for talking shit. They woke the fuck up

Oh, shit. Just realized there are no outs. I

The left fielder for the Angel, looks like a dude who played for the Red Sox in the 1970’s.

*cannot

JP acknowledging the shirtless bros. By far the most exciting thing to happen

Weston Wilson is a made up name. You can convince me otherwise

This team can be fun to watch. But more often than not, they’re a chore to watch

Maybe stop fucking swinging

This how you lose to inferior teams

Gross

Finally a bull shit hit in our favor

Add ADT to the list of shitty ass companies.

We flipped our Mariners flag upside down. This team is clearly in distress

What a complete disaster of a road trip

Well, good news. Cleveland is out of challenges. Bad news, who gives a shit!

Desperate challenge. Super. This team is embarrassing

Well, glad my football team won the SB. Cause my baseball team refuses to win anything

And they’re back on the their bull shit. Jesus Christ

Bullpen please don’t be back on your bull shit.

Is Bazzana’s walkup song “Vienna?” If so, huge stamp of approval

Super. Hancock is hurt and he didn’t get the out at first

Damn, Cal (complementary)

Guardians with some Mariners bull shit

It’s no longer a feeling.

3-0 feels over.

Gross

Update. Hubs called and I still can’t pay the fucking bill. Comcast is the dumbest company confirmed

Cool cool. You wasted a challenge for that bull shit

It’s going to be another long day offensively I see.

Munoz slider is sexy

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Oh my god the ending.🥹😭 I cried like a bitch

Forgot to add. I had zero expectations for this movie and I’m not the biggest Hugh Jackman.

Fuck me. I’m watching The Sheep Detectives (because fuck watching the Mariners.) I have cried like a dozen times already. Jesus Christ

I have come to an executive decision. The Mariners are officially in time out. Until they get their shit together

Mariners once again getting owned by a mediocre pitcher

Fucking seriously, Mariners

Fox News had the opportunity to make it extra spicy. Replace socialists with communists.

The perfect picture doesn’t exi……

If the Mariners aren’t going to hit or pitch well. They really need to improve their defense

Okay. Boomer post. Why does the volume increase significantly, when commercials come on? Like so fucking loud

Oh boy. When the Mariners shit themselves. They really shit themselves

Welp. Fuck this. Switching to John Oliver

Jesus Christ

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Ummmm….the fuck?

Like does he not have a first name?

Angie and Goldy repeatedly saying’ “Ashcraft” is hilarious. I know, I have the humor of a 12 year old. I can’t help it. It sounds like “ass crack”

It’s funny. As much as I loathe the Steelers. I actually like the Pirates