Well shit. Padres bullpen

We got a run!

PETA: Killing healthy pit bulls is cool. Also PETA: Killing spiders a step too far.

Fuck me

Jesus Christ

Please don’t get fucked up by a dude named Walker Buehler

Now go score some god damn runs

The infield does not make Naylor’s job easy. My goodness

When the hell is Robles coming back?

I didn’t realize the Mariners picked a specific moment for the Josh Naylor bobblehead! They really do a great job with this stuff (I’m including holding our wallets hostage in “this stuff”)

@colinokeefe.bsky.social this is the closest picture I could get. Sorry

At the Mariners game, bought food. Took 30 seconds to get fucking mustard on my white sweatshirt.

Of course this mother fucker is from unincorporated King County

Really really testing the depth this year.

Sorry seats 16 and 17

I know it’s super early. If anyone is interested in any Seahawks night game tickets (Except the first game and Christmas) hit me up. Our seats are in section 121 row QQ. They’re the last row of the section. You’re undercover and on the south end zone. Not sure about prices yet.

I will never understand conservatives blindly justifying their party. The world is on fire. But congrats on owning the Libs. As a progressive, I call Democrats out on their bull shit when it’s warranted.

Welp. I’m going to bed. They’re not scoring a run off of that bullpen

I give my husband a lot of credit. He liked Emerson, before it was cool.

Bro had no clue where that ball was

Robert Stack has to be the GOAT of show hosts. His voice was the perfect fit for unsolved mysteries. Scared the hell out me as a child. And honestly still creeps me out as a adult

My dog tosses stuffed animal stuffing to the side, with complete disdain and disgust. It’s really fucking funny.

*fucked up

Why are automated systems so fucked in? Just transfer me to a fucking human being. Literally anyone

AJ Barner was born to be in a cheesy cologne commercial

U2 is one of the most overrated bands. Sorry if this offends

Fuck me. Allergies one, Jenn zero. Cottonwood and pollen, bunch of bitches

Finally able to watch the Mariners game. Raley isn’t the only weird runner. Brendon Donovan runs like he pulled a hamstring. I haven’t noticed that before.

What a stupid game and stupid team

The first base umpire couldn’t be more excited to call Josh Naylor out

I’m actually fine with walking Alvarez.

Dave Valle says some dumb shit. Like sometimes I wonder, if we’re watching the same game

Simple defense is this teams Kryptonite. It’s embarrassing

Jesus fucking Christ

Mariners bats are back on their bull shit (derogatory)

The one time this mother fucker doesn’t swing at everything

I will open mouth kiss Criswell, if he gets out of this

That was a great throw by Julio

This team does not have the best track record, when the game is delayed. Maybe go to the bullpen

Legit have a customer whose name is Hans Gruber

The Astros are a dumpster fire and I don’t hate it. Their demise is beautiful to witness

Is Cal….back?

I’m sorry. Who are you and why are you speaking?

That umpire is jacked. Holy shit

Christian Walker’s mustache is ridiculous

Maybe I only noticed it because there are like ten people in the stands

Have the Astros always had that stupid train noise

Randy is a messy bitch. 😂

Oh, the Mariners won?! I feel asleep. It’s been a long ass day