Give me a shot to remember And you can take all the pain away from me Your kiss and I will surrender The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead A light to burn all the empires So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be In love with all of these vampires So you can leave like the sane abandoned me

Happy therian to my extra special therian husband @puddiitat.bsky.social

They fired me from the paleontology department cause I kept drawings the dinosaurs too sexy

The only thing imperfect about possums is their lifespan. :/

I think if you enjoy Hamilton, you shouldn't get to have opinions about art. Basically marks you as axiomatically irritating to the core of your very being.

I am not exaggerating when I make these claims. With sobriety and clarity, I say that this is a country which has adopted such a "them or us" mentality, it is willing to murder millions and accelerate a potential apocalypse out of sheer flailing spite.

I am Jewish. Israel is a country where sexual assault and child murder are core tenets of the culture. This country should not exist. They act with such extremity because they know when you tell people what they actually do, it's so bad it registers as unbelievable.

Commission for @assrailroad.bsky.social thanks a lot for your support

people saving people legitimately gets me choked up every fucking time. it's the only way out of this

After almost a year of waiting, and a different artist later, Levi and I have finally our wedding comm completed. I love you so much, 💖 @puddiitat.bsky.social. May we grow old together! Happy to be your big foxwife thing :3 hehehe Art is by Missazidsrwolf on Discord

increasingly convinced preventing americans from getting their little packages is the thing that will take this government down

I need a Shazam-type app to identify what movie my neighbor is watching

CEO: we're all trying to improve this place You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right CEO: You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right CEO: WAFFLES

this is fucking epic, and i do not use that word lightly. holy shit. @sadqueer4life.bsky.social

Happy autumn equinox 🌙🌝

This is fake but LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fire Harry Sisson, get more influencers like this guy.

Guys, it's all gonna trickle down. For really, really, REALS this time

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.

Sex House in theaters. Ho. Ly. Shit

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

I am going to _____ Elon Musk with my bare hands for his dog shit app making me lose 15 dollars on Doordash

I think he expected to kiss different lips..

Woke up to @puddiitat.bsky.social yelling in my ear (not really yelling) and he convinced me to watch “Being Her Back”. Wow. Highly recommend. It’s from the same people that did the movie, “Talk To Me”. Censored for the cover poster. Now going back to sleep. #BringHerBack #TalkToMe #Movie #Horror

These masks are very delicate and fragile. Which is why I've been very cautious about them.

When I nominate myself and start being a menace on here

Fucking idiocracy

The NRA is doing more to support queer gun rights than this administration and they don't do shit.

This should be an “I Think You Should Leave” skit with Tim Robinson playing the bank manager and wearing an oversized suit.

This sums up this payment NSFW fiasco pretty well.

Remember, fellow trans people, that legally speaking the only part of an AR-15 that requires an NICS background check is a stripped lower receiver. You can acquire every other part later, even have them mailed to your doorstep. You can find stripped lowers on the PSA website for as low at $30.

To all my trans followers, stock up now.

Keep calling your paypros and legislators about this! Do not stop fighting!

Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy

"Imagine if Texas had a database of everyone who looked at LGBTQ resources, or looked up how to get an out-of-state abortion. Imagine if ICE had information about which users could not provide a form of ID. Anonymity is going to die if we allow age verification to become the future of the internet.”

Ana has been an amazing source for daily updates on this payment disaster, if you got it send some dollars

I may or may not have made a Barq account against my better judgment...

It'll get worse before it gets better. Need to keep up the pressure on payment processors...

If you're in the states, the Better Business Bureau is your friend

Of the many writers to predict AI, only Douglas Adams got the tone right

This is the second time they've done this and it's why we need to keep calling the Paypros, the banks, and our Congress people. If there's no law for them to claim to be following to refuse service for adult content, then they can't claim that defense. Look in alt for more. #SaveSpeech

DON'T stop calling but DO stop listing what the payment is for, if that was a thing you're doing *wearily* don't ask don't tell is back, and it's for everything now

Hey Firefox users.

Not only is this stupid given it's asking people with 20+ year old accounts to verify, but the verification doesn't even fucking work. I literally have my credit card on Steam and it still doesn't verify me each time I try. Clown ass government ruining everything as per usual.

They're actively targeting creators who call in & banning them, making it even more important to call if you're a customer & not a creator Tell them they shouldn't be dictating how you get to spend the money you put your blood, sweat, and tears into earning

PayPal is NOT a bank. If you have a lot of money on your account, please transfer it to your bank. This is just disgusting how these puritans are taking down these accounts and taking the money without warning. It’s not about protecting the children. Keep calling Stripe, PayPal and the banks.

be as vague as possible on your invoices. i usually just have like an extremely basic description of the commission (i.e. half body w/ color, full body w/ shading, etc.) with no hints of the actual content.