🦇🌸🖤 #furry #furryart #possumancerco

I'm really sick of being stuck or backsliding in life. It feels like I'm further away from surgery now than 2020.

If you’re curious why every restaurant feels like it has the same menu and everything looks and tastes the same, this is why. I don’t think most people realize how huge and far-reaching Sysco is

I don't think people who make or voluntarily consume ai political content should be allowed to vote, especially if it's just making shit up to demonize a vulnerable minority.

i dont want to QRT the same article about harddrives that is prolly on your feed 6x times already but there really needs to be Consequences because the current ones available to us are clearly having no effect

A personal favorite. Just a masterclass in visual storytelling.

This little shit of a cat is not accepting no for an answer when it comes to being held, and is clawing me until I hold her or huck her down the hall at which point she comes running back to resume the 'game' of making holes in me and everything I own.

the last time we had guys carrying around Skulls with them...

I hope Musk gets margin called.

I love how people go on about "oh there's this prize if you do this thing" when there is in fact no way to claim the bounty or sign up to participate. There is no actual $5mil prize for being in the quiet room.

I need help taking care of this so I can actually start on life and move to a safer area for trans people. $557 more pays off one card, $1330 beyond that ends another, which saves me $65 a month to afford my meds without sinking deeper. I'd appreciate some help. #transcrowdfund gofund.me/c4333e2f0

Ugh I have a stop motion set going right now and this cat not only won't stay off the desk, but keeps fucking with the lights, nuzzling them out of place.

Why the fuck do these jeans look like they were at an orgy?

You are just one bad day away from becoming Boogerman.

MISSING PERSON PLEASE SHARE. my close friend Quinn Wake went missing in New Orleans, Louisiana. Last seen April 5th at 2pm at the intersection of Basin St and Canal St near French Quarter where she was lodging #missingperson #louisiana #neworleans #frenchquarter

If they wanted to set up Wario for a third Mario movie, Mario Land 2 as a character intro is right there.

Rubbery bun~ 🎨: @poiuytrew.bsky.social

Clarification is key 🗝️ 💪 ... 🫴 🍈

A giant centipede chases you while you while you climb down a massive hole in indie climbing horror game, Idols of Ash! Out now and FREE for a limited time, on Itch: leafygames.itch.io/idols-of-ash Full Gameplay Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRJt... by indie dev @leafygames.bsky.social #gaming

Amazon reportedly failed to create any new jobs at its HQ2 in Virginia last year, despite millions of state tax incentives. The company has cut 30,000 jobs since last October — while saving $4 billion in taxes under Trump's Big Ugly Bill. Trickle-down economics is a hoax.

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

Well that funeral was very expensive to attend, meanwhile the adultier adults were fighting. Fortunately didn't have any incidents this time like "smashed windshield just before procession".

"look at my day one starter house" >24 campfires and an equal amount of wool, multiple wood types, built way too close to the land and provides no protection at all

(\_/) (°-°) />💀< We told y'all not to fuck with the Easter bunny's chocolate

Ever single gentile needs to read each and every one of these. A Jewish woman on Instagram made a post about how matzo is made and why we eat it on Passover. Every reply was violent, vile, and hateful. I need you to understand how even the most innocuous part of Jewish existence is reviled.

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I need new income soon. I won't have any in a couple months, and I don't know what's up after that.

Remember that just because someone is kinky as all get-out, doesn't mean they're into sex, too. This International Asexuality day, be mindful of your friends who want to do the kinks, hold the genitals.

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

"We don't want you to own a 3d printer, you could make a gun." - politician from a country where you can hypothetically buy a gun in a red lobster parking lot, then proceed to get shitfaced in a red lobster and lose it in the bathroom.

Hey to all my Creator friends out there: Ya might want to check your Adobe subscriptions before the next billing cycle.

I didn't realize that K-pop demon hunters had named a character derpy because I distinctly remember that MLP had chosen not to name that one pony that despite everyone calling her that.

Elle menope.

Ogh, even with free lodging and pre-buying energy drinks, trip to the funeral was expensive.

Furries are at least 40,000 years old 🫡

I'm suprised more people haven't given more boomer-coded arguments against Flock and Palantir at city council meetings, since clearly people paid of don't care about privacy even if they might care if people go "nice pastrami sandwich at [place] on Tuesday, right?".

I thought I was done asking for money for now, but I gotta buy food again already. And the city charged me 115 EUR, which confuses me because I changed to a cheaper electricity provider recently? Haven't been able to reach them yet. But I'll get charged either way for now. I'm so tired of this.

Frankly, if you are involved in campaigns to further immiserate the lives of innocent human beings because they look, act, worship, procreate, do gender, or live somewhere different from you, you can take your Easter wishes and shove them up your bigoted, hateful ass

THIS IS WHAT’S AT STAKE. If we cede Oxford comma to AI, the entire language will fall like a meaningless house of slop.

The first casualty in fascism is language.

Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal

Holy fuck there are a lot of Flock cameras in this city. It might be theoretically possible to not be filmed if you took a very circuitious route, but you aren't crossing the river within city limits.

Do you think you have to maintain that position to keep the electro beam, ice beam, etc? Is the hyper beam flicking off?

Ooh this peach came with a free almond. Yum!