For reasons we cannot fathom but by which we are utterly delighted, our son was voted Homecoming King. Here is the t-shirt he wore to the pep rally. rawpaw.ink/products/inf...

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

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Is "The Wizard of Oz" the first isekai movie?

Either Talking Heads or Yoopers

If you're looking for a furry run sticker maker, @bearandbeagle.store is the best around!! Friendly, fair and very good quality!

Headline: 94-year old who didn't know when to quit and had to be removed as CEO and never qualified to race tells 7-time champion and arguable GOAT that he should quit.

I broke down crying during "Even Though Our Love Is Doomed"... And a few times after that too.

Out of nowhere couldn't get out of bed this morning, and just cried my way through therapy. Things are not okay

New public toilet just dropped!

I have never felt a responsibility so overwhelming as watching two strangers say goodbye to their rats as they leave them with us as a new forever home.

I'm working on a theory that the 'Midwest Goodbye' is a product of a higher density of people with ADHD in the United States Midwest.

There are some professions where you don't want to hear someone say "Have you ever heard of GG Allin", and I think a chef is one of them.

I found Jesus @ Kuma's Corner

When in Chicago. (RIP Ozzy)

Last thing before bed: I will never get over how perfect this show is

Anybody do Fantasy Football / Basketball? I got a question! What level of high school math do you need to be functional (not necessarily competent, just functional) in participating in a league?

Crying only one song in this show might be rough.

One time I was walking on campus wearing my shirt from The Hunter tour, and a bike cop stopped me to talk about Mastodon. It was weird but nice. usually cops just stop me to yell at me. RIP Brett Hinds. thequietus.com/news/brent-h...

Oh right we are at the NIN show.

Opening DJ at the NIN show is killing it.

Disappointing to find out that "gender juice" isn't actually a juice.

The argument against regulation is always the same: “It stifles growth and jobs.” But just as tax cuts for corporations have not trickled down, regulatory cuts have not benefited most people. Big companies enjoy bigger profits. Working people bear the costs.

"you don't need to come in early, there isn't much paperwork" *30 minutes later* that was a lot of paperwork

The best Lenny Kravitz song is this one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-i...

Is The Doctor just Space MacGuyver?

Generally speaking for most transphobia I wish upon them realization, self awareness, and reconciliation. But some are so insulated from reality or consequences that there is no hope for them but to fade into obscurity screaming into an inattentive void of turned backs.

I wish ill on JK Rowling

I wish all of my nonbinary friends relief from back pain

At some point I broke a fairy ring or something and now I can't type the name of one of the greatest comedians of all time without typing "Eric Andrew"

Oh! Forgot to mention, there's a new CAKE song. They played "Billionaire in Space" for us last night. No it is not celebratory.

CAKE was great tonight. Someday I'll get that tree, someday.

Squeakross is part the Tiny Teams, and the Wholesome Games Celebration on Steam! You can get the game at 10% off for a limited time!

If anyone would like to room with me and @drykath.red at MFF please DM me (or him). Friends I've already made only, not open to friends I've yet to make.

Both of us were this many days old when we realized Harvey Birdman and Bill Lumbergh were played by the same person.

the new IT guy is working very hard

A tiny snack for a tiny critter 🧀

Mowed the lawn for the first time in...a long time. I hated watching insects scatter.and plants get cut down just because they grew past some intangible limit. A yellowjacket hated it more than I did. Little thing stung me twice and followed me inside for more.

I just watched The Suicide Squad, and found out King Shark is Steve Agee in a big foam suit. I am once again asking studios to release CGI free versions of their movies.

The UK implements tough new age verification rules

Just let once I want Dick Valentine to say "Song number 2 is..." and then Electric Six cover Song #2

"Hulk Hogan should be remembered as a living expression of our national decay: a hero exposed as a fraud, a fraud exposed as a coward, and finally a coward who cried with joy upon finding an authoritarian monster to tell him that his sins were in fact virtues." www.thenation.com/article/soci...

Time to pokemon Ghost to the polls.

It's not even upsetting anymore that the debt resolution company screwed me. It's that I'm still finding new ways they've screwed me.

Here comes the boy, hello boy, welcome, there he is, he is here