Man not Anthony Stewart Head, he was cool

My last Mario 64 painting is done

RIP to John Blanche, the best to ever do it. Before Warhammer was even Warhammer he understood what it was: weird, gross, unsettling, maximalist.

Silcmin Pikmin Silco, this is nothing

This Pride Month, spare a thought for the hatemold as it keeps doing its valiant work <3

PSA: Bluesky's new auto-tagging moderation stuff is a disaster. Disable it. Go into Settings on the Bluesky site and enable adult content and set everything to Warn at most, which makes posts opt-in. Hide just vanishes posts. Then go into Advanced/Bluesky Mod Service and do the same on everything.

An UFO landed in South Carolina last night and none of you even fucking care

The creator of this quiz was flash frozen in 2014 in front of their tumblr blog, thawed out only long enough to hear a bit of modern pop music, and then held captive while they wrote the quirkiest quiz they could think of.

Oh to be a nine-banded armadillo snuffling around with my buddies in the sunshine

I will be dead in the goddamn ground before I use goddamn slop to summarize messages from my friends please be so fucking serious

DAY 5: Little faux Horus Lupercal from 40K comic cover from last year.

Kenichi Nakaya

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

Yeah this is going to be something.

Somebody on Reddit made white Preston Garvey in their Fallout 4 island and went “oh I didn’t even notice! Customizations are weird with darker skin colors!” Bitch at best you need to get good, realistically you took a photo where he’s the same color as Mama Murphy and went “that seems about right!”

Today’s birds: brown thrasher, robin, cardinal, mourning dove, brown headed nuthatch, bluejay, grackle, northern mockingbird, pleated woodpecker. Likely heard but did not see a pine warbler. May have seen a European starling? That one might be a big grackle and wishful thinking.

Submitting my spit to one of those doggy DNA test places because I know I got that dog in me, I just don’t know which kind

Reposting with the full image because I kinda dislike the cropping bsky does with multiple images.

Since Garfield and Kermit got married and have had the single most solid relationship in the game (and are apparently expecting a second child) I made them a dish to commemorate their love

It was only this year that it was pointed out to me that A Knight’s Tale and A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms are basically the same story and I have been thinking about it a lot

I regret to inform you that the millennial anthem is unfortunately “Smooth” by Rob Thomas ft. Santana, due to its uncontested place on the charts for literal decades.

Realistically if I want to be taken seriously as a peddler of smut I likely would need to post something more recent than pre-pandemic but you see, I-

Something something ancient neatly-a-decade-old drawing of Mothman jorkin it #mothman

Now I want to write a story about fucking Mothman…

I will not judge someone for writing a story about fucking Mothman. I will heavily judge someone for using AI to write a story about fucking Mothman.

Why are y’all still doing art fight, isn’t there like a huge controversy about it like every single year or something

Practical effects Goro very good very awesome. Always love Practical effects Goro. Wish all Goro was Practical effects Goro.

Twenty people

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Said loudly as I take another big whiff of white out: Cowboys and Courtesans is written in first person actually, just the narrator has such depersonalization and self hatred problems that they’re basically chiding themselves for 200,000 words

Happy Star War to I only care about Maul

new procreate brushes! been working on these holographic/tinsel effects for a while and i’m super proud of them!! (links below🫡) reposts appreciated, thank you for your support!! 🫶🫶🫶

Phantom Menace was actually awesome and trade negotiations aren’t to difficult fits 10 year olds to understand

the herbalist

Made a couple fun new friends in #tomodachilife

Blade of the Laer 💜

I guess it's been long enough that it's safe for me to post that a friend of mine, after Tom Lehrer died, responded to my musing on what a queer figure in pop culture he was by telling me that she knew for a certainty that he was gay, and happily, partneredly so.

Kermit and Garfield had a son, so I gave the baby a vape. #tomodachilife

My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.

If you wish to test your arcane powers, Manos: Burger of Fate, which has red onion, caramelized onions, onion rings, sharp white cheddar, a human hand, and mysterious Manos sauce, will give you visions of the unseen. #tomodachilife

Having a great time in Tomodachi Life

If you’re reading Cowboys and Courtesans, sorry! Another hiatus is here. I have been playing Tomodachi Life and have no better excuse.

Bad news: Garfield and Kermit are dating now

I fixed him

Tomodachi Life not going so well my dudes

A FUCKING ROSARY

I was convinced for a second that Pikmin Bloom had church themed Pikmin, realized that would be ridiculous, imagined a Pikmin on a cross and lost my mind laughing. So I had to draw it. #pikminbloom