ate some Taco Bell before my blood donation, hope the eventual recipient is prepared to get Baja Blasted 🙏

real power isnt a bomb, a plane, a gun its friends

somebody recently told me that jared has nothing to do with the foreign policy of the trump administration anymore and you know i just dont think thats true

nyt breaking the first rule of vibrator necklace club

canada has been uninvited from trumps board of bribes

i regret that i have but one like to give

This is one of the most unsettling three-paragraph sequences I've read in my life, and I've spent two decades reading the most deranged people on the planet.

"new generations cant show up" is just a straight up lie the people in power are in power because they won elections, not because theyve lived the most years and you can tell this because the younger candidate wins too

just retweeting this for no particular reason

you bring the eyeballs and we'll bring the chemical spray

I'm begging people to stop making up imaginary people to be preemptively mad at. Trump and Republicans and Miller and Bovino and fascists are right there. Be mad at them, not some weird made up version of a liberal stand in for your mommy issues.

To be fair the average five-year-old probably presents a threat to Greg Bovino

"Armed man in bank has tried to claim money that he doesnt usually have. Here's how he sought to expand his checking account."

so did nato successfully defend greenland from the mad king after all

AKA "peeing in the no-peeing section of the public swimming pool and thinking its stayed there." Because no matter how red or blue your state is and no matter how much your individual vote may or may not matter, your toxicity is contaminating the swing state voters. And you've monetized it.

wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place

ted playing the hits

Trump can die but once, but I can enjoy his death many many times

ugh i hate how reasonably likely this is

le bon caillot

did they see everyone else board or

well hopefully hes stressed and annoyed

interesting

who is the father

you are a bad person and you should feel bad

Holodomor (“hunger mass-death”) is what Ukrainians call the genocidal artificial famine created by Soviet dictator Stalin in the 1930s that killed millions here. Now fascist Russia has added a new word to the vocabulary of Ukrainian genocide - Kholodomor, or “cold mass-death.”

Oh totally; I've been saying this the whole time! He rose to the heights of American politics by essentially saying "everybody in politics is stupid and corrupt except me" in the rudest possible ways while calling everyone names. Then in power immediately pivoted to "everyone is so MEAN to me".

the entire thing is stupid for this reason. whether or not 'affordability' is what Real Americans Want To Hear or Out Of Touch With The Moment literally just entirely depends on who is saying it. no one has principled beliefs about this messaging shit, from either the left or center.

This site is awash in wholly unfounded claims, but "the opposition leadership needs to demonstrably lead" is the absolute biggest [citation needed] of all of them imo.

lol this dude don’t owe anyone shit foh with this nonsense

sending people to run around killing each other and sending other people to rob ships sounds an awful lot like donald trump

grifter team up

If “I need something to vote for, not against” means you won’t vote *for* a fascist party to not be in charge, then you can go suck an egg, sorry.

board of bribery

"I want to read the encrypted messages being sent between G7 heads of state" SIGINT: If you give me two decades and the money to build a quantum computer, maybe I can crack it HUMINT: it'll take years and tens of millions to develop a source OSINT: lol, he tweeted it out

⚡️ Update: Russia targets nuclear power plant substations, thousands in Kyiv without power, water. Substations connected to Ukraine’s nuclear power plants were targeted, Vitaliy Zaichenko, the CEO of Ukraine’s state-grid operator Ukrenergo, told the Kyiv Independent on Jan. 20.

we will keep telling trump no even if we have to tattoo it on his fucking forehead

gunflute

🤬 Ballistic missiles attack on Kyiv!

im in

the sunnn is a deadly laaaser

Today, the world honors Martin Luther King Jr,,, and every day Public Enemy honors him. We was touring with U2 and they respected our desire to boycott playing in Arizona since they wouldnt recognize MLK Day. We just walked off stage. By the Time I Get to Arizona youtu.be/zrFOb_f7ubw?...

what does it mean for a shitposting website to be sustainable people arent running out of shit to post

It's been one month since the deadline to release all of the Epstein files. The Trump Justice Department has released less than 1% of all the files.

we've got a solar storm going on

if the officers are going to follow illegal orders than we need new officers

🇺🇦 Kyiv residents are already preparing to sleep in the metro before the alarm is sounded.

In his time and in ours, others seek to make us afraid, divided, and silent. We will not give them that satisfaction. As we honor Dr. King today, we continue the fight with determination, resilience, and joy.