PDs out these touting this shit like they've just cracked an arms distribution ring...

You’ve fallen victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous of which is “never buy Warner Brothers”, but only slightly less well-known is “never bet against a Sicilian when death is on the line”.

𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝙋𝙄𝘾 vs 𝙂𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙉𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏

Cotton candy

New missive from the DOGE Department of Normal Statements:

Unfortunately, anything below Double-Diamond Platinum++ Membership doesn’t access all possible features of this current age. But for just a billion Trumpcoins a month…

I love how Hegseth, the fucking "Secretary of War (obligatory jerkoff motion)," is now totally setting himself up to go to war against children with knot-tying badges & lose

Korean-style bibimpoboy sounds delish ... but speaking of Vietnamese, until then, get a bbq banh mi. you will surely not regret a banh mi.

wait, but this is almost starting to sounds like someone for whom the SCotUS ruling did not actually accidentally secretly judo-throw uno-reverse ultra-super-sayan strengthen the tariff powers of, though, i'm confused....

<taps the sign> bsky.app/profile/thoc...

“Technically, meat is all around you. Vermin, roadkill, beloved family pets - all perfectly edible meat. Hell, even your friends and family are meat-based. Americans have many options!”

In the near future, all driver’s licenses will be replaced with a laminated card that simply states “PEENER” or “VERGINER” (obv. in tasteful pastel blue/pink)

screenwipe from starfield to Tony Jaa just absolutely savaging the Yavin IV base with his knee & elbow strikes

It still amazes me that the brainlords of AI took a look at the World Wide Web, the Information Superhighway, the Cyber Space - or as the kids say "The Internet™" - & not only thought at the time, but STILL bet on the thought: "Yeah, people will definitely want to pay for shit there."

ACAB includes grammer police

Don’t worry guys, the Under Secretary of… <checks notes> … War from the Department of… <checks notes> …War says they totally don’t want to use AI to spy on you, they just want the Predator drone overhead to be able to shoot their hellfire loadout at you on its own volition.

Xinhua News BE fuckin.

I, for one, am glad that the AI company at least hesitated when asked by the War Department to give it LITERALLY SKYNET.

Sunset like a fading bruise

The New Anti-Trust deal should absolutely be a platform any Democrat should run on. The only force than can displace capital concentration like this is- apart from outright revolt - is legal rollback, followed by renewal & reinforcement of govt safeguards against such monopolization.

Go balls-to-the-wall for the primary candidate that best represents you interests - no question, now is indeed the time. But, don’t forget to consider the contingencies that may come after, in a first-past-the-post, winner-take-all system.

King You of Zhou was framed Framed, I say!!

The long, dark descent of Karsparian - & TYT more generally -into this form of Poster's Madness is really the icing on the cake that merely being on & interacting in any substantive manner with Elon's Twitter turns your brain into nazi incel sludge, no matter your starting position.

i am currently thinking of every spineless loser and coward on here who defended the complicit silence we saw from democratic leadership in all but the last few months

It’s like the Red Army just releasing all the prisoners on their push and directing them at the Germans…

Once upon a baby sunny while I watched enormous bunnies over many plates and sauce tubes Cooking up my Tubby toast…

The Democrats really need to get it into their heads that they cannot rely on SCotUS or the Executive to effect enduring policy. That is neither of their roles in the federal govt, & they're far more prone to rapid reversal. Laws needs to be passed - legislatively - amendments if possible.

This is a classic example of "poison pill demand" - of the July 1914 Ultimatum from Austria to Serbia infamy. The world's sparsest fig leaf of demanding the impossible so that one can then declare that diplomacy has failed & the time for war has come.

Guys, new navy seal copypasta acct just dropped…

If the Trump Era teaches the Dems anything at all, it has simply got to be that - with levels of unanimity & favorability this high - it would be electoral suicide to not simply

“Hello. You may know me as the failson of famed Ukrainian spook & British con artist Robert Maxwell. Well, I’m here today to left you know about the *real* victim of this ‘Epstein Files furor:” my sister, famed international con-artist & child sex trafficker, Ghislane…”

An conglomeration of the most delicate little snowflakes to ever fall from heaven... hating on snowballs?

"All you Libtards better STAND UP for the President at the SOTU! ... no wait not like that"

Seems like things are going great

definitely smash <starts whacking subcritical spheres of plutonium together>

Look, I know we got really into the “acronymic title abbreviations” for all of ASOIAF/GOT, we applied it to HOTD also … but believe me when I say “AKOTSK” is not going to happen. It’s “Dunk & Egg.” Always has been. Always will be.

"Dispatch, this is patrol 69. 10-72 Fly-by-scooping suspect in custody. No resistance, but he's giving me the stink-eye from the cage."

If they'll do this to trans people... They'll also do it to gay people... They'll also do it to immigrants... They'll also do it to women... They'll also do it to minorities... They'll also do it to religious groups... They'll also do it to wrong-thinkers... They'll also do it to you.

truly amazing that Iran had its entire nuclear programs "completely obliterated forever" by Trump just 8 months ago, yet has been able to not just rebuild it completely, but push on to ICBM deployment tech. Honestly incredibly impressive, Lil' Marco!

but you know this place is a laughingstock in progressive/organizing circles, so it's impossible to say if you should stay on X or not

goddamn poseurs... 「我操, 该死新手的装逼犯 」 www.cnn.com/2026/02/25/a...

And let's spin the Big Wheel of Chaos once again today. Contestant, give those 3 wheels a spin.... Today we're saying that... <binkbinkbinkbink bink bink... bink> BLOWING UP... <blink bink... bink> BOATS IS... <bink... bink> ...BAD AGAIN!!

"And so we figured, hell, save ourselves a little time & just say fuck the Uniformity Clause of Article 1, S 8, the Equal Protection Clause of the 14th Amendment, & the entire Equal Sovereignty Doctrine of the 10th Amendment all at once, y'know?"

Dr. Oz reporting massive waste fraud & abuse in the Demoncrat-stronghold of... <checks notes> ...the medical supply shop next to the McDonalds in Palm Beach...

Finale of Dunk & Egg S1 was very good… but those beginning and ending soundtrack choices? “16 Tons?” 🤨

Did you know the tariffs were declared illegal?? Cuz Temu sure does!

The Targaaryens - for all their might & dragons - are still relatively recent transplants from Essos... a fact that the show & its many denizens rarely fail to remind us. The subjugated peoples of Westeros - the Andals, Rhoynar, & First Men - were never dragon-lords, & steeped in their own trads...

well, *technically* they're for Corey...

All these Epstein Files, & so far not even one measly schematic for a modified fusion propulsion drive that makes interplanetary travel cheap and fast... smdh...

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