Hell yeah! Nothing says "LUAU!" like... Cantonese food...

Some balls are held for charity, And some for fancy dress, But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls I like the best...

Once gathered, they'll all be given their Illithid parasites and merge into one huge, pulsating Federal Netherbrain of War.

If we designed it from the ground up in sealed, lab conditions to perform exactly such a function, we wouldn't be able to make a more effective "Mental Health Crisis Worsener" than the current internet/social media environment. "We're adding Chat AI to everything." Ohh... hadn't thought of that...

Genghis Khan's military actions were purely defensive responses to external aggressions & everything he did was all for the greater good.

Now that she's back in the atmosphere With drops of the ISS piss-tank in her hair Hey Hey, yeah...

when someone asks for a Perception check on the entire dungeon, rolls a D20, and gets a nat 25 before modifiers, somehow...

The higher I climb in this gilded husk of a city, the more the rot seeps through the cracks of every wall. Their pneumatic elevators & vaulted cathedrals cannot hide the reek of decay in this tomb, nor the twisted sins of its occupants. It must all be cleansed & I am the flame. #Pharloom #Silksong

I just learned via Facebook that a girl who once let me touch her boob at a wedding is now an "RFK is right about tylenol and autism" person & it has me re-evaluating my entire self-perceived quality scale when I was in middle school...

#307 - Zheng Yi Sao, Pt. 1: Murders & Acquisitions, Mostly "Do you like Chinese Pirates of the 1800s?" "They're okay...?" "Their early work was a little too 'new-wave' for my taste. But when the Red Flags came out in 1805, I think they really came into their own!" megaphone.link/ARML6215286599

“They’re following orders.”

Driving? Try putting on the Stellaris OST. You will surely not regret hours upon hours of task-focused, steady-energy music at a cosmic scale.

I do have to say, though, that his *Attempt* at a "Sicilian Mob Boss" accent being some combination of, like, New Jersey, Greek, SoCal, Borat - and absolutely **zero** Italian?? Kudos, Tedwardo. Kudos.

#307 Soon™ I'm very excited about this particular set

Jawoll, Herr Oberstgruppenführer Vance!!

Hell, drop them from a bus-on-a-air-balloon. Let them live the meme

You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.

I assume it's because there's a lot of shouting and ruckus, then he pulls the cape away and there's nothing there

"Master Chief Mao, mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?" "Sir, Great Leaping this nation Forward."

Type Of Guy who thinks that because the waitstaff are wearing qipaos, this coffee shop is real, authentic Chinese…

Morning Dewberries

Uh-oh, Mr. VP! It looks like your preferred narrative once again clashes with the facts in evidence! What will you do to solve this? A) Double-Down on the Shooter Being a Secret Cryoto-Leftist B) Hold a Trump Rally C) Illegally Kidnap & Rendition More Foreigners D) A 4th, Secret Thing...

DOGE was a failure because its entire premise was flawed, and, on top of that, the people who ran and implemented it were both arrogant and ignorant.

And if we mean "revisionist history" in terms of liars pushing falsehoods into the public sphere, well, that's exactly what the Trump regime is pretending is "real history." Not surprising for pro grifters and amateur historians, they've got this whole thing backwards.

"As I sit here on the veranda of this thoroughly mid coffee shop, sipping overpriced, burned Illy in a foreign/business/living combined enclave of suburban Beijing that I'm staying at in a 5-star hotel, I feel that - after 2 weeks of searching - I now Truly Understand China.™" - Philip K. Midwit

There is no basis in law for designating domestic terrorist organizations. Period. Trump can try to intimidate Americans, but no one should act like he has powers that he simply doesn’t have. This order is just a Truth Social post with bigger words.

Trump as Ed Norton in "Rounders" at the Sheriff's game, telling Ukraine it "doesn't have the cards" all night, then just starts bottom-dealing all flagrantly 4-of-a-kind hands because he... felt like it... he just can't help himself...

Cannibal Corpus Delicti

Hahahahahaha mass murder hahaha it’s just jokes haha stormtrooper squads hahaha gas them all teehee hoohoo bomb the traitors and foreigners hahaha, we’re having a good time here, volks!

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[High Censor]: “Your production has been cancelled for impugning the dignity of the Royal House.” [Playwrite]: “There’s some mistake, my show’s not even about the royal family!” [High Censor]: “You show such villainy, yet claim any fool could fail to recognize the Royal House? Take him away!”

We are deeply into the dotard Taishang Huangdi demanding all mechanisms of the state pour mercury into his special map chamber sepulcher part of this particular dynastic collapse.

that's 2x his usual 2 Weeks, if anyone's confused. He needs double his normal amount of time because he'll be thinking about it twice as hard.

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"You have no idea what you've awoken; you are not prepared for the fury that's about to be unleashed; you have no chance to survive make you time; amid fire & ash, our vengeance shall be rise the scour our foes" - MAGAhead shivering & weeping in a corner after someone didn't clap for their post

He always was a mean, drunk Sonofabitch: He slurred all his words, & His words were all slurs.

If it's "terroristic" to be Anti-Fascist... well...

People using celebratory Andor gifs: Are you aware there is a Season 2 & also a follow-up feature film?

Let's not over-fist-pump this, this is almost certainly just a temporary resuscitation & all the same ghouls and chuds are still manning all the same levers for the next time this comes up to someone with slightly fewer industry connections.

Can't stop the signal, Mal.

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

I've seen it all.

Well, they've been convinced that people *disagreeing with them* is crime, even if that's *disagreeing with their own criminal actions*... so... stands to reason

Laura's one of those people who at some point managed to dodge an exceptionally well-deserved ass-whupping, & someday - god willing - it will find her.

Ungoliant & Morgoth looking at the Two Trees:

I almost have a dread curiosity to see what they'd look like fleshed...

we'd all have to join Nudist Beach

Yeah, the ancho beef sausages and asparagus were *very good* adds to this pesto cream pasta

Nothing says "remember my life & works" like your funeral being literally drowned out by fireworks for some other guy what was almost 50 when you were born...