[RFK Jr] <completely nude, lacerated, covered in blood & viscera (whale?), screaming at a colosseum crowd>: “I HAVE ANSWERED YOUR RIDDLES, KEYMASTER! I HAVE WON THE WAR ON HEALTH *AND* HUMAN SERVICES!! THEY’RE DEAD & I TAXIDERMIED THEM!! NOW GIVE ME YOUR PROMISED PRIZE: THAT VIAL OF SLOTH SEMEN!!”

Every subsequent day feels more and more like this entire political era is being written by a malignant AI

Leave it to Chuck "We! Will! Win! We! Wi- ... We! Won't! Rest! We! Won't! Rest!" Schumer's indefatigable leadership to so adroitly & deftly manage/message this sewer drain blockage.

Karmelita is, I believe, the single toughest fight in the game from an absolute standpoint... though since he (can be) the penultimate fight (and Lost Lace is... kind more of the same of what she's been since A1), it feels earned. Amazing feeling finally ripping her heart out, tho

"it is not a time to encourage a fracture in the opposition" I mean, I agree. It really sucks that those 8 senators already blew that wide open by openly fracturing the entire caucus for fuckall.

Hang on let me just try my hand at writing my way out of this insidious plot-trap... a-hem... "We... just... pretend.... it.... didn't... happen... and... never...speak... of.... it... again..."

I even saw cubes in Elon's pocket. I think he has dice, but he's too afraid to show them to anyone.

"Grok... the book lady was mean to me today..."

#311 - Qing 42: Charting the Collision Course The 19th century is pretty rough on Qing China. We're going to need to set things up a bit before we start knocking the dominoes down... megaphone.link/ARML1714886620

"Now here is a big mansion which has lasted a thousand years. The tiles & bricks are decayed, & the beams & rafters are broken. It is still a magnificently big thing, but when the wind & rain suddenly come up, its fall is foredoomed. ...

"[Qing] decision-making was not what Western states imagined. The structure most Europeans assumed was *The Chinese Govt*... was actually the Outer Court. Real power increasingly lived in the Inner Court. The Emperor & a handful of confidants could & often did bypass the "official" govt entirely...

aaaaaaaand Lucy pulls the football... again...

the endlessly fascinating thing about JCO is that she'll occasionally do full-broadsides like this, but peppered in between posts about how the giant skeletions are climbing houses again & how she found the vampire in that newfangled Nosferatu gave women too much agency

look, I for one support any means of these sorts of freakazoids outing themselves, & if that means I've gotta start avoiding people who reek of dried piss, that'll actually affect me not at all because fucking gross, Gavin. Go away, you disgusting freak. Out, out, damnéd Proud Boy.

fix't

As has been amply shown already, though, Mike has no will of his own. He'll do whatever the hand crammed up his backside puppets him to do

"... with an uber stuck in traffic out of Dulles."

"we'll definitely show a spine... next time..." ~ Snails who just took their shells off... slugs...

Cornyn Sudden Rapture 2025 Let's Goooooooo

or, perhaps, the Secret Third Thing... the idiotliar

But surely… surely… this time Lucy Van Pelt would not pull the football, thought Charlie… surely this is the true kick… he thought…

No point with mine… but as of today, I’ve certainly left some belligerently stoned ones for other people’s senators

Just saw a personal license plate that read, “HOMSTD” &… I know it means ‘homestead,’ but…

If you thought Elon getting booed to death by that Dave Chapelle comedy crowd was something…That new sound you’ve been looking for?? Well, wait’ll you get a load of this…

Right after those $5,000 D.O.G.E. savings checks arrive … About 2 weeks after Infrastructure Week kicks off in ~2 weeks

Of course. Leave it to the Democratic Party… Only as big a bunch of total, abject losers would think here & now, “Yes, this is the time to jump ship & strike a deal for… nothing.” Truly, there has never been any bitter victory the DNC could not heroically snatch from its maw a sweet defeat…

No man - a worm who should twist at the end of a line.

ICE be like

MAGA strategy appears to be the classic, "Shipwide Floggings Shall Be Doubled Until Morale Improves"

Paradox game series, explained: Imperator = Rome fanbois Stellaris = Star Trek fanbois Europa Universalis = Napoleon fanbois Hearts of Iron = WWII fanbois Cities: Skylines = Traffic circle fanbois Victoria = Diplomacy fanbois Crusader Kings =Generational Inbreeding fanbois

"Trump is the man responsible for it. He’s fucking with your airplanes, he’s fucking with your time, and he’s fucking with your money. He’s the reason you’re a caged animal right now. I wouldn’t want to be him if you ever get loose." and it's only going to get worse from here

Maybe thisll finally be the Thanksgiving where the American people go full "Wednesday Addams At Summer Camp Thanksgiving Play"

When Mamdani implements Wuxia Law, all legal disputes will be adjudicated via wordless spear duel with your old shifu, balancing atop a grove of bamboo, to the solemn tune of a panflute...

Killing the filibuster would be an un-alloyed good, if it did not at this moment signal the final death-rattle of any semblance of “considerations of future elections” to the party in power.

Honestly, plasma is just a fundamentally unserious state of matter. Calm down & control your electrons first, then we’ll circle back to this.

Guess I should buy a lottery ticket today Wordle 1,603 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 79/99 Luck 99/99

Spoiler Alert: but at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve this year, Marjorie Taylor Greene and John Fetterman will actually kiss under the mistletoe, symboling the completion of the National Metamorphosis into its "Permanent 90's-Centrist Utopian End-Of-History State."

Look, the objective correct watch-order is as follows: - A New Hope - The Empire Strikes Back <I am your father reveal, smashcut to> - The Clone Wars, s4-6 - Revenge of the Sith - TCW, s7 - Andor - Rogue 1 - Return of the Jedi - The Holiday Special You may not like it, but this is peak Star Wars.

i love every single thing about this

just applying the death-mask a little early, a little bit at a time... getting ready for the real-deal...

#311 Soon!™ Looks like Qing's back on the menu, boys!!

You argued with an electric pencil sharpener, lost, and are now afraid it might not like you... dude...

"We invited the strippers, JFK and Stalin..." "I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse..."

If you let a guy like Donald Trump - at this point in time, knowing what we all know about him - take something from you, on the verbal assurance that you'll get back something "even better" from him at... some future date TBD (~2 weeks) ... brother, you'll get exactly the ROI you deserve.

5g for your first trip?! Lol... lmao, even... bye-bye, Brian...

The vile children chanting “6-7” is a hideous abomination of our language and must be utterly stamped out. Not like me saying “Nice” every time the sequence “6-9” comes up, which is pure and good and virtuous.

[DSA Brainman 1]: "Hey What letter of the alphabet should we use for our pro-Mamdani poster?" [DSA Brainman 2]: "Uh... Z?" [DSA Brainman 1]: "love it, is anyone else using it? Like, is it being used for some other thing?" [DSA Brainman 2]: "lolidk." [DSA Brainman 1]: "lololololol"