One of my favourite little tidbits in all this is that many people learned this line from the Muppet Christmas Carol because of Gonzo's amazing line-read, but don't know he's literally quoting the original story:

‘‘Tis the season

its a very falin christmas #dungeonmeshi

here's a topless alt because, well, tbqh I drew this one first. lol #rf_art \ #nsfw

Sparta: "We are the stronkest warriors! No one can defeat us in melee combat!" Athens: "Okay then we'll just stand back and pick you off with skirmishers.:" Sparta: "What the fuck that's cheating."

warever go my horse art #umamusume

being upset at ads for only wanting money or whatever is the leftwing version of being upset about having to press 1 for english.

What’s Francine Smith doing on Garfield and Friends?

happy dumb lazy dad Saturday to those who celebrate

can't you libs find that one bit of testosterone in your brain and acknowledge this is cool as fuck?

got my covid shot and was hit with chills and lethargy the night before christmas. i should have picked a better day to get it.

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her it’s not true it’s bullshit I did not hit her. I did NOT. Oh hi Mark.

Don’t worry Halie, we all feel that way from time to time. At least I do… Mangroves are rad. Happy Christmas Eve, everyone! 🎅 Hope you all enjoy the view!

Happy Honda Days 2025! Despite the world falling apart, it’s been an incredible year for my art and thank you all for showing me support! It’s appreciated more than I can express! ❤️💦🎄

i mean, duh? does anyone really think coca cola loves them? most people just ignore or roll their eyes when they see an ad instead of bursting into a frothing rage.

When I worked in a Congressional field office we once got a "tip" from a woman that he ex-husband and the Bush admin were holding every person on MySpace prisoner at W's Texas Ranch to sell into sexual slavery and MySpace was actually the "catalogue" Also Nixon was involved despite being dead.

Aiden and wolfy enjoying a nice Christmas Eve together, they need to spend more time together. 🍪🥛🎄

low stakes posting today reminds me that 1) Facebook is for talking to people you know IRL but don’t like and 2) microblogging sites are for talking to people you don’t know but do like. we forget these things at our peril

i keep saying the calls for crockett to not run wouldn't be viewed by so many as racist if the same people hadn't spent years badmouthing harris, KJP and basically every black woman not in their clique.

Sad that Costco *has to do this*, but cool that Costco is the kind of company that cares about the majority of it's membership such that *they're openly doing this*, despite it probably making some scalper dweebs incredibly pissy. This is $1.50 hot dog & soda (+ refill) thinking applied writ large.

one reason fascists lose wars is because they fetishize violence, rather than focusing on practicality and efficiency

One cannot exist without the other #nsfw

"why are we walking like this?"

Funky Winkerbean deep dive

Funky Crankshaft

among other things, a real bummer that podcasts have largely been homogenized into a worse version of daytime TV, just longform video featuring people who know nothing, talking about nothing, for way too long, but also they're ugly and the staging is boring

13th season of The Simpsons is old school… *turns to dust*

Name a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer Hard mode: No villains (just a vibe, idk)

"kid?" "it's a shooter's pistol. she has dementia, it makes her happy and hurts no one, so please, let it go."

zeldaposting

it would be a real shame if someone edited this one

All bangers

roleplay can spice up any relationship

You will be visited by three spirits:

The only menacing thing about this is that he isn’t being a menace

feels like this should be a bigger deal

my mom begged me out of $20,000 and did nothing to try to even look for a job. this doesn't even count all the shit from my childhood and it's enough.