They're gonna tut tut when we're happy when that thing happens and in addition to all the world historical crimes and the pedophilia and the raping you gotta remember what a piece of shit he is

I am calling on Harvard to ban Larry Summers from the Arnold Arboretum because that would be funny

If it wasn’t for the tv at the gym I wouldn’t know that Family Feud is still on

Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved

Bret Stephens man bad

Retaliation is a must

Actually we’re cooperative apes

This is even more egregious in missing the point of the original work as the Scarface game

The Arboretum is nice

Good news, bad news

I think the answer to why Bezos did this to the Washington Post is that he believes bad things

put the word out: we back up

The Year of Sloppy Thinking

"Housing, housing, housing is the issue that I hear everywhere I go... we need to produce more housing in order to lower the cost. I have charged Senator Cyr [Housing Committee Chair] with the task 'Be bold. Nothing is off the table.'" - Massachusetts Senate President Spilka

If someone knows where my BarMitts are, please let me know

A chance to reflect, thank you Mr Trump sir

Gotta burn the Nader 2000 shirts at my Mom’s next time we visit so that her grandson never discovers our shame

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Townes Van Zandt voice:

when people won’t stop clowning you for your haircut

Bike helmets are really expensive now. I don't think my brain justifies these prices

Taking fire

Thanksgiving surroundings

yes but saying evangelical filmmakers can’t make movies like Scorcese is like saying I can’t box like Floyd Mayweather

Fact checked by real Newt Gingrich dislikers: TRUE

Curb music plays

Optimus will be a mass grindset extinction event

All I’m gonna say is Snoop Dogg would never do something like this hold on I’ve just been handed a note from my producer

Elisabeth Spears got annoyed enough by my post to mock my pfp and I guess this is why social media just gets more awesome as you get more exposure

Can’t stop thinking about “you can’t call the South racist because Jim Crow”

Me: “’Rape culture’ is directionally correct but a little hyperbolic imo” NYT: “Millennials killed cool NYC’s rape culture“

When I‘m asked if I’m good at math

I find this pretty striking - we're not even offered the standard "here's why Mamdani's victory is actually trouble for the left" kind of gymnastics, the strategy really seems to be to hope no one notices

Jesus fucking Christ

Give me a break Tom your ass would be posting through it

Goddamnit

Feeling sad, so I'm gonna watch "Hard Boiled" even though it's going to ruin my sleep schedule

My brother in Christ gtfo here man not you dog

I don’t think is necessarily true there would be more Black Republicans if the Republican Party in the Deep South wasn’t Hitler-ed out

I hope you all are starting to arm yourself with CPB’s greatest fear: Whistles Someone sees CPB, the blow their whistle, vulnerable people know to hide. I hope that takes off around Charlotte like it did around Chicago.

Video from nickdelacanal on Instagram of CBP trespassing on private property and giving up after a few attempts to entrap landscapers.

this is a bop

Freemasons?!

Radical Centrists: “Fuck that, I’m getting paid, motherfucker”

Gotta Ygelsias harder. Turn the Yglesias up to 11

* my descendants explaining to my avatar that my identity was accidentally encoded to Paul Mooney * Me: That’s funny

If I was the weird sex cabal president, I simply would not use a picture evoking the weird sex cabal movie.

Status: Normal

I guess me