Soaring in the clouds of explanation which we will scoop

Mexico’s overwintering monarch population grew 64% this winter, with butterflies covering their largest area of forest since 2018. The recovery remains fragile, but suggests there’s been a positive impact from conservation efforts in the butterflies’ core habitat. buff.ly/XoPKQ9d #ShareGoodNewsToo

oh Gemini

This man got so cooked after leaving the Late Late Show

imo dunking on someone's miscarriage kinda sucks

Providence was lovely

I think one of the things about bluesky is that for a lot of its users, it represents a kind of retirement from social media. Like I’m tired and I want to get out of the game

RIP WHFS m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ie4...

The sins of the grand uncle(?) should not fall on the sultry grandneice

ARE WE NUKING IRAN? IS HE GONNA RANT ABOUT THE BALLROOM? DOES HE HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT PAM BONDI? NO ONE KNOWS, FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z

A glorious Easter to you and your house. Qapla'!

American voter bad

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

Heartening to hear that other representational bodies are dysfunctional but then also very much not

He is risen! ✝️

Republican voters bad

Sometimes it's important to take a step back and remember what Christmas is really about

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

[Jerusalem] MARY: They've taken Jesus from his tomb SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus MARY: What's Upjesus? JESUS {risen}: Not much, w—

Republican Senators bad

JESUS: hey sorry about that. Im back and I brought all of the virtuous dead THIEF: oh great! yeah I've just been talking to your dad for the last few days and it's gotten a little intense

Cumberland, MD

The curriculum will focus on using AI responsibly to find out who is better than other people and who is and and is not the fucking one

F-15 WSO recovered alive. Was escaping and evading. Massive fire fight on tgt. Iranians were actively looking for him in the area.

They got NATO’s full name wrong in a headline yesterday

Handling this information maturely

DC mayoral frontrunner Janeese Lewis George's housing platform: —Zone for high density around Metro —Allow 6-unit apartments districtwide —End parking requirements citywide —Offer pre-approved building designs —Establish a social housing program —Build 72,000 homes in 5 years, double current rate

He’s talking like a guy who’s gonna retire soon

Got really cold this afternoon but the buds are showing

gamers: m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_ba...

Forgot a few onion headlines i wanted to share on the favorite onion headline engagement bait theonion.com/why-cant-thi...

Daaaaa Pope

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OK on my thirtieth rewatch of Casino I noticed that if Nicky was sent by the Midwest bosses to be their muscle inside the casino and then he gets blackballed...why aren't the bosses back home worried about that? Did they send someone else to do that? Who is he? In conclusion, Sharon Stone wow

The Chapo Trap House comic book has me truly not as a dunk wondering what Virgil Texas is doing for work rn

Sharon Stone in Casino. Still got it imo

We just drove from upstate NY to Detroit for this new job, and I gotta say—this was the easiest and most painless EV road trip I've ever done. For work or for personal reasons.

Babysitting a sleep regressing 17 month old and between her and my daughter I have spent quite a bit of today with a baby falling asleep on me

A vagrant, some flavor of hobo

I'm OK with Bluesky's growth trending in whichever direction

Jared Poo-lis imo

It’s a real problem that our elite institutions are just much stupider now than they used to be

Spring in Boston 👍