It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

"Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen" Our Philosoraptor-ass President.

Jesus Christ.

Frankly I do not believe Tom Homan should have middle eastern fast casual privileges

Well, I did.

"You could have saved her mr. police man I gave you all the clues"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Man. Did Lind punch a hole in the wall when Marina Hierl completed IOC? Did he fracture one of his aging bones?

"Copyright © 2014 Traditional Rights LLC" Billy Lind went to some effort to obscure the fact that he wrote this.

Well now I'm morbidly curious.

Campbell's Soup Company -knowingly- polluted the Great Lakes over 5,400 times! They are owned by an oligarch old wealth family of billionaires and have no care for the environment. #BoycottCambellsSoup

Odds you could get InfantryDort to believe that al-Joulani was a clone of bin Laden and trained by the NSA in ninjutsu?

22,787 Dreamliners. Lmfaooooooo

time lapse of Janine receiving her baby spinach leaf

"cultural Christians" who wouldn't ever stoop to believe in such superstition as the Resurrection or Incarnation but who want other, stupider people to Christians because it's based and trad:

The whole administration in one quote

Trump: "Hepatitis B again, that's sexually transmitted, and I think you should wait until 12.” How can you say he’s a pedophile?

Our huge wet President thinks we're putting too many liquids into children. Does he wish to hoard all the moistness for himself? Is anyone looking into this?

in the north american united states the establishment forces you to take tylenol. if you take it you start infodumping about the battletech universe

Lmaooooo

An F-35 watching you compare it to a plane with less brains than a modern toaster.

Thinking about nicknames I've heard for Shaun King again today.

The naked white nationalism sure is something.

dudes rock

The F-35 oxygen system forces the pilots to breathe phytoestrogens extracted directly from soy. The sensor fusion implants subliminal imagery into the pilot's hindbrain, of long stockings and spinny skirts. JATM and CUDA launches will play a prerecorded "good girl" for the pilot on missile release.

disinflation????????

Holy shit

the admiral in this convo understands that deliberately killing civilians is a war crime and people who do it are war criminals

even better idea for a hot dog eating contest: one bear (animal) vs. Hatsune Miku

won't you spare a thought for the poor sod who had to program this particular constraint into ChatGPT.

So am I, but I'd still be looking up at her like:

this barely even made the news! www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

They haven't censored HACKERS yet, are they even trying?

I'm doing my part in supporting the 1st Amendment tonight.

"Okay but what if the enemy forgets their AD radar at home? Wouldn't you want those 18 seconds of 30mm fire for anti-tank strikes over 2000 lbs more of stores???"

I now possess a catsuit.

Will never stop emphasizing that believing convicts deserve anything but a bullet to the head because the magic CSI machine is God is approximately three standard deviations to the left of the average voter, so supporting trans care for prisoners is absolutely going to the mats for us.

Begrudging admiration for a loathed rival - Ann Arbor NIMBYs kept stonewalling new housing, so eventually UM-AA got frustrated and is finishing a whole new residential quad The NIMBYs screamed about losing a favorite tailgating *parking lot.* I hope city property values halve.

The law of the United States mandates the provision of gender-affirming care to prisoners in federal prisons. To take issue with Harris saying she would "follow the law" is to say that you think that prisoners should be denied transition care. You are a repulsive little worm.

What did Politico say Harris said? “expresses reservations about transgender athletes competing on girls’ sports teams” & “question[ing] the fairness of allowing transgender athletes” But what did they quote harris as saying? That she wants trans athletes to compete without demonizing people

The fact Harris made clear she wants not to discriminate against trans children while handling sports is an important distinction that many in the mainstream press, especially in washington, avoid making Instead, they’ll just describe pursuit of actual fairness as support for banning trans people

I really think that a lot of people online, beyond just reactionary centrist pundits, understand politics as entirely discursive and don't stop to think about the material things the discourse or the rhetoric point to, which leads to a regression into a politics of magic words.

mindgeek changing their name to aylo to evade bad press like theyre blackwater is funny but maybe not as funny as the private equity firm that owns them now being called "ethical capital partners"

A lot of people are fundamentally ignorant of the political economy of pornographic media and how it's produced, and this includes the majority of craft or small-time producers of it.

As you can see, the hostility to Kamala Harris is fundamentally a proxy for hostility against people who voted for her without putting on a show of how much they hated doing so. It is immutable so long as loathing of the normies exists.

Another person who doesn't read the article. The statement Politico tries to spin is... one that's firmly against banning trans kids from sports. This will not stop the tide of lies and gleeful Two-Minute Hate, but truthfulness is valuable in its own right.

$100,000 per year to maintain an H1B. Miller must have stained his trousers in delight.

Williams-Sonoma clearance sales are so funny. "Was $369.95, now $199.99". But with God as my witness, they're selling fucking enameled cast iron cookware. ????

asking raytheon to make me an aim9x that launches a suction cup to tag the plane instead of exploding it