Amusing myself when I realized Trump holds as similar threat assessment of the US Women's Hockey team and the midterms elections... messing with each of these will bring his Impeachment

Feeling that January 56th energy

I want a Madam Web spinoff where she goes onto the Ellen Show and says she DID invite Ellen to her birthday party. Roll Credits

Hotel room shenanigans. Wife and I competing to see who can leap highest back into the air to fall onto the bed.

First time having 'All Dressed' chips. It's just bbq chips with salt & vinegar, right?

Am I hearing things? Yeah they're called sounds.

War on Fraud. “victory belongs to those who choose their battleground with understanding.” - Sun Tzu ... Maybe if you actually were to wage a war on Fraud 😜

Quote with four things you are currently watching. Mine: *One of these drops Friday and I know I'll be watching it

Trip this week to Canada to hang around Niagra Falls and see what other hijix might ensue

Naive question, did former FBI Directors get backstage passes to sporting events or is Kash P. setting the precedent?

When you ignore the teachings of The Dude

Don't worry gang, I won't become internet famous and stop randomly interacting with you. It's much more likely I'll just misplace my phone

I too will stop collecting tariffs today, but am also accepting bribes

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Jorts

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

10 minutes of bliss courtesy of Michelle Yeoh and Sean Baker:

It turns out the cucumber wasn't exactly cool

I do admire that Patel is an old-timey government grifter, the kind of guy who would have spent all of 1881 in luxury trains zooted out on all natural bottles of heroin tonic

What if our better angels were demons, and more than that, monsters? 😈😈😈

Wife eating my home made kimchi "Really coats the tongue, doesn't it"

Tonight, tonight... even better late afternoon your FC Cincinnati returns to MLS league play in their home opener against Atlanta United. Pretty good last season, but did they gut the roster or build it? Who knows? Not you because you didn't pay attention this off season, but you have tickets

Me deciding not to watch 'The Smashing Machine'

Newark Airport managed to make drinking on a long layover not fun. All their establishments now have OTG www.otgexp.com QR interfaces that kill the human to human interaction at bars, seem to lengthen the time for drink delivery, and slow table busing. Hard pass with all future airport visits

BREAKING (via AP): The Supreme Court rules that it is illegal to not serve Totino's Pizza Rolls to your hungry guys during the big game

is he just reading the lyrics to flobots - handlebars

Is it even pickle ball if not played in jeans, while Bawitdaba plays, followed by a good tub soak... also while wearing jeans?

Classic

#RaccWatch Haven't ever seen it start to finish. #Tubi

Love is everywhere you look

alright ill bite whats valentine’s day

...And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want the Dow Jones Industrial Average over 50,000.

Word on the street is the Beverly Hills Oscar Nominees luncheon was spaghetti and Stone didn't want to ruin a the white blouse that paired with her tuxedo dress

Kitty came for a midnight visit making biscuits on my chest... And then just totally wet sneazed on my face. Dafuq cat

Grab your bowls of milk and cereal because Saturday Morning Cartoons are back!

age verification? I saw Grandpa Simpson coaxing Bart to jump into his arms on the Tracy Ulman Show

I would pay to have a new season with the original cast. Just 40-somethings doing their thing while their children in the background are having ghost adventures. Make it so nostalgia driven television!

Both tired and awake. Pick a lane body

Me: / to the person trying to bribe me for embarrassing secrets Me: You're lucky I like pizza

I was genetically built for speed skating and it just wasn’t near me to try it. Tall, long and big legs, speed skates for feet, streamlined head…

First thought reading 'get into biathalon'... I don't want to dodge bullets from gun toting skiers

I get my news from a reliable source ...You guessed it, Frank Stallone

Watching Fallout... Can't help but think the Legion would have watched a lot of Joe Rogan

Loot.that drops after you defeat me: - Garmin Running Watch - Wedding Ring - Zebra G-402 0.5mm Blue Ink Pen between the pages of a Roaring Springs Composition Notebook with graph paper - Thirty48 Cycling Socks - The latest issue of GI Joe ARAH - Anxiety (haha, cursed item)

This is wild. Looks like a conspiracy of Israeli, British and other intel services trying to loot Libyan frozen assets with the assistance of Epstein. Again, there is no legitimate explanation for the redactions found in he documents released. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/...