I sometimes think I'm single-handedly keeping my nearest branch alive.

Ominous tidings in the world of claw machines

Terrifying. Horrible.

Lol at the Kidz Bop version of High Hopes playing at this indoor playground, the perfect Mayor Pete theme

In response to youth suicides, teachers show students the power of headbanging at Fire in the Mountains festival.

Even muting her name does not prevent me from seeing the awful writing.

Lol that can't be real Zelda movie stills, this is someone's engagement cosplay photos, right?

Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out. Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent

Written by @alexjaffe.bsky.social

Count von Count just made friends of Gen Alpha and enemies of math teachers simultaneously with this tweet.

Well, I met the Pope and thanked him for supporting Palestine. ❤️

Just for laughs...

Good morning #godot feed. I see a lot of new friends, because Unity has pissed the bed again. I updated my Godot Beginner’s Resources Guide here: docs.google.com/document/d/1... It’s for folks who are quite green to gamedev and would like to get started, please enjoy it

Beano #935, June 18, 1960

oh…my god

🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨

Sluggo Saturday (“Nancy” strips from October 30-November 4, 1944):

PILLAR.ANS, 1992-02-02 from Eagle Eye CD-ROM BBS Network (CD-ROM)

Why aren't centipedes in my vagina? It's more likely than you think...

this sucks, he seemed like a generous and kind dude in addition to writing funny.

RIP Dan McGrath

People dunking on the giant Charmin roll of toilet paper have never had to take a toddler to the Target bathroom stall in an emergency where the toilet paper dispenser cover is broken and thus you can see the giant roll they use and thus know why that roll exists.

New Star Trek movie from. The Dungeons & Dragons guys?!?!

Beano #431, October 21, 1950

New message from Mommy.AI: Use coupon code DEADMOM for 10% off on you next FanDuel bet! (limit $25)

Coming soon - Metroid Prime 4: Shut Up Shut Up SHUT UP! Edition DLC $29.95

what's crazy is that if this annoying sidekick guy in MP4 was a woman but otherwise acted exactly the same people would be going feral for it. honestly a layup and they missed it

I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast

Zhang Dicai is a Ching Siu-tung understudy who does the rounds directing on Chinese streaming services. He can reliably make an incredible wuxia action scene, a totally crappy yet enjoyable monster B-movie, and now a totally serviceable World War II spy thriller.

internet is crazy

Thinking about Yakuman DS and one of the most relatable characters in all of video games again

The Devil Bear Blu-ray is up for pre-order! This silent Canadian film from 1929 has never been released and features a guy in a gorilla suit. What more do you need? Buy your copy now: goldninjavideo.com

[0007628] Dwarves can achieve dreams after they die

Lol Tesla just put up a bear statue

Vine is back as a reboot, it will be 100% California Raisins content, all claymation but clips from the animated series will be tolerated.

They sequenced Hitler's DNA, it turns out he had a rare medical condition that might explain what went wrong. His DNA matched 99.9% with Hitler!

Okay yep it’s time to log off. Good night Bluesky.

The Super Mario Galaxy trailer was released as a distraction from the Epstein files! Because Mario is in them

They should just produce a penny worth more than one cent

Beano #488, Nov 24, 1951

The Orphan 3: Mighty Orphan Power Rangers

“Submit to me willingly, and I will teach you all the mysteries. Deny me, and your agony will be eternal!” “Christ, I just wanted some extra cheese, man. Don't make it gross and weird.”

Give me the Special Lizard Blood

Subspecies Origins: Radu. Radu Begins.