Donald Trump is a personality cult for people too dumb to understand personality cults. youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0?...

Golly, it’s almost as if Trump was obsessed with the idea of World War 3.

And he’ll do it by knocking over Venezuela, starving Cuba, and bombing Iran!

and nothing of value was lost

Another win for the U.S. Women’s Hockey team.

* sad trombone playing at Mar-a-Lago *

Mayor Wesley Dingus (his real name) is, of course, a registered Republican. Pedocon theory is undefeated. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

There’s a Scottish woman calling the Canada / Korea women’s curling match that I want to read me a book every night until I fall asleep #Olympics

Piggy created a humanitarian crisis in Cuba almost completely under the radar. www.cnn.com/2026/02/18/a...

Be sure to compliment your Catholic friends on their nice ash today

I’ve been waking up at 3 in the morning so often lately, I feel like I should be writing it into my planner 3 AM nocturnal anxiety attack 4 AM sort laundry 5 AM return to sleep

He’s been pretending to be poor ever since he grew up in a rich suburb of Detroit, so his commitment to the old-timey stationary bicycle with the moving arms is on brand

Happy Presidents Day. He fucked kids.

Not that I’ve ever bought Liquid Death, but that dopey AI commercial clinched it. Idiots. 🤡

Is it me, or are the sloppy skeleton runs way faster than the tight ones? #Olympics

Trying to unpack a whole bunch of cultural stereotypes on why watching women from Asian countries curl is adorable 🥌

But they kiss at the end, right? Isn’t that how sportsball works?

Cult members and their money are soon parted. www.ms.now/news/new-rep...

Bet you a nickel it’s related to this. 👇🏽

So many people are going to crash out when they realize no one gives a shit about Mr. Beast

Team luge would be a lot more interesting if it was all on the same track 💀 #Olympics

Good fucking riddance #Minnesota www.ms.now/news/federal...

There’s a sad amount of rhetoric on the intarweb that seems to rely on Americans terrible grasp of civics. Yes, the “SAVE America Act” is medieval, just like everything else coming from this constipated Quarter Pounder fart of an administration, but it has no hope of passing the Senate. None.

The second week for MELANIA dropped farther than any film in current release. I guess that $75 million budget finally dried up, Jeff.

Hey, does anyone else remember when Jake Paul crumbled at Anthony Joshua’s feet multiple times and then got his jaw broken? That was fun.

literally the dumbest people on the planet

Indubitably 🧐

I already knew Robert Kraft is a loser, but this clinches it. #SuperBowl

Yeah, I’m sure the Kid Rock show was better than that. 😆🤡 #SuperBowl

Every time Cris Collinsworth mentions Patrick Mahomes, drink #SuperBowl

Finally saw BUGONIA, and I didn’t love the ending, but I loved….THE ENDING

Lindsay Vonn dated Tiger Woods, so she already knew what it was like to take a massive risk on something that would end badly.

Jaylen Brunson is every soccer flopper you’ve ever seen rolled into one person. #NBAsky

FUCKING CALLED IT #Olympics

the USA is going to get booed at the Opening Ceremonies #Olympics

It’s almost as if it takes longer to count ballots in cities with more people. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t understand how anything works.

Hopefully, Springfield can breathe again. www.cincinnati.com/story/news/c...

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

Why the F is Trevor Noah filling time at the TOP of a broadcast? 🤡 #Grammys

SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods. S1: archive.org/details/sctv... S2: archive.org/details/sctv... S3: archive.org/details/19-m... S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s... S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky

It’s amazing to me that Musk had the sheer gall to tweet that the ‘bomb’ was that Trump is in the Epstein files knowing full well… that he was in there too. These people are astonishing. No shame. Just zero shame or self-awareness.

I have never seen someone’s picture posted on social media as often as Catherine O’Hara was today. Universally beloved.

Cracks me up that the fascists were right about an elite global PDF ring , but elected and idolized all the actual perpetrators

#ICE has its next target. An hour drive from me. www.ms.now/news/ohio-ic...

Alex Karp does not eat his own boogers and ear wax, so stop saying that! (How was that, guys?) www.wired.com/story/ice-is...

Here's hoping that Sam Altman continues praising Donald Trump, that his remarks are widely disseminated, and that all those using or considering using ChatGPT hear them.

Oh, my heart, watching Harrison Ford and Michael J. Fox do a scene together ❤️ #Shrinking

“I’m anti-them” is literally the definition of fascism.

What’s it called when you get old and forget stuff?