It's a difficult time for our nation, but on a day like today, we can all hold hands and agree that Duke sucks

🎯 lizplank.substack.com/p/sorry-but-...

Can we, uh, find out what else sickens him?

Working 58 hours a week, plus torturing myself at Orangetheory 3 nights a week

Billionaire toys, billionaire politics. They can try to dominate televised media and silence voices on social media, but people still find a way to be heard.

picture, thousan words, etc etc

Is it 1982? Because I'm really getting into XTC. youtu.be/p554R-Jq43A?...

Finally watching SENTIMENTAL VALUE - which, judging by its release date in the States, puts me 4 1/2 months behind everyone else. Sounds about right.

It would've been reckless and inexcusable to cause generational damage by illegally defunding USAID, NIH, HHS, Dept of Edu, and so on just to reduce the deficit... ... but spending and the deficit are both higher than '22, '23, '24. It was all just harm for harm's sake. The cruelty was the point.

I am going to have one big hearty fucking laugh if Venezuela beats the United States #WorldBaseballClassic

I'm not religious, but this terribly plausible

I just saw an ad with NoVax Djokovic hocking an arm sleeve, and this motherfucker had the gall to look at the camera and say "It's science." 🤡

girl are you the Straight of Hormuz because I see a lot of men greatly overestimating their chances of getting their ship into your channel

Did my first Orangetheory. Didn't die.

The President of the United States just threatened "Death" (with a capital "D") on another nation. Must be Tuesday.

Finally tried Wingstop and now I want lemon pepper everything

This is sort of hilarious. Republicans believed after Trump's win, there had been a "historic realignment", and loaded their new re-districts with Hispanics, believing they'd turned Republican - and then sent ICE to hunt down anyone with brown skin. It backfired. www.ms.now/news/trump-r...

omigod, inject this into my VEINS! Brian McGinnis gets the 🤘METAL 🤘 treatment! "No One Wants To Fight For Israel" youtu.be/rwqnTkKSQwA?...

If a Democrat (or anyone, really) wore a baseball cap to a military transfer, Republicans would lose their fucking minds.

Don't look now, but Wrexham just went up 1-nil on Chelsea in the FA Cup

George H.W. Bush: tanked the economy, started a war in the Middle East. George W. Bush. tanked the economy, started a war in the Middle East. Donald Trump: tanked the economy, started a war in the Middle East. Guys, I'm starting to think maybe we should stop voting for Republicans.

"You don't liberate people at the barrel of a gun. Have we learned nothing from Iraq or Afghanistan? All we seem to have learned is from Gaza. Israel has learned that you can bomb hospitals & schools with impunity." Me on MSNOW with @chrislhayes.bsky.social Full intv: youtube.com/watch?v=u7LU...

Once again, the @nytimes.com out-NYT-Pitchbotting the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

I friggin' love the World Baseball Classic. ⚾️ And I hope to Christ that Canada, Venezuela, and Cuba beat the shit out of Israel and the United States. 😆

Calling them "the Epstein Wars" is probably the only way to put a stop to them

Satellite images from NASA Worldview on March 5 reveal the extent of the blackout in Cuba. A failure at the most important power plant, combined with the US blockade on fuel shipments in the country has left nearly 70% of the island's inhabitants without power.

Noem was/is grossly incompetent, but as a female in the Republican Party, she was always going to be a patsy www.ms.now/news/kristi-...

The nice thing about the Trump cult is that if he's not on the ballot, they don't show up.

someone give me a heart or a like or a thumbs up, I'm dying here

Evergreen. 😩

This is a good, quick summary - and gives me (small) hope that perhaps pouring money on everything won't seal the deal. @aduralde.bsky.social @christylemire.bsky.social youtu.be/CSih_taSHkg?...

I've never been a huge Beatles fan, but damn if I can't stop watching all these documentaries youtu.be/pBcllNrY0u8?...

It's not so much that America is going downhill as it's reverting to its former self

“Intelligence tools” are just data sets predicting what you’ll want to hear next by using things that have been said before. It’s that little bar above your keyboard suggesting the next thing you’ll type. That’s it. Tech bros selling this as “intelligence” is the greatest scam of our lifetimes.

“He chose….poorly.”

Donald Trump is a personality cult for people too dumb to understand personality cults. youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0?...

Golly, it’s almost as if Trump was obsessed with the idea of World War 3.

And he’ll do it by knocking over Venezuela, starving Cuba, and bombing Iran!

and nothing of value was lost

Another win for the U.S. Women’s Hockey team.

* sad trombone playing at Mar-a-Lago *

Mayor Wesley Dingus (his real name) is, of course, a registered Republican. Pedocon theory is undefeated. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

There’s a Scottish woman calling the Canada / Korea women’s curling match that I want to read me a book every night until I fall asleep #Olympics

Piggy created a humanitarian crisis in Cuba almost completely under the radar. www.cnn.com/2026/02/18/a...

Be sure to compliment your Catholic friends on their nice ash today

I’ve been waking up at 3 in the morning so often lately, I feel like I should be writing it into my planner 3 AM nocturnal anxiety attack 4 AM sort laundry 5 AM return to sleep

He’s been pretending to be poor ever since he grew up in a rich suburb of Detroit, so his commitment to the old-timey stationary bicycle with the moving arms is on brand

Happy Presidents Day. He fucked kids.

Not that I’ve ever bought Liquid Death, but that dopey AI commercial clinched it. Idiots. 🤡