Trump yesterday: Iran better sign a deal by Tuesday or I’m blowing up power plants and bridges! Trump today: I’m in no rush to make a deal. Time is on my side.

Are insider traders making millions from the Iran war? The BBC has found a pattern of spikes in trades on financial markets ahead of public announcements by President Trump, including during the Iran war.

Do we applaud when he names all five animals in a cognitive test? Trying to understand the protocol.

Just another day in Donald Trump’s Endless Clown Show.

Traders placed over $1 billion in perfectly timed bets on the Iran war. What is going on? Suspicious wagers on the US-Israel war in Iran are creating huge windfalls and raising concerns among lawmakers. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Trump’s amazing peace deal is going well. A peace deal the likes of which nobody has ever seen. Best peace deal ever. Nobody thought it was possible.

Ha! Chronically drunk FBI Director Kash Patel is NOT going to like this new LEGO video. Of course, that assumes he sobers up enough to watch it. 🍺🍸🥃

Can’t wait to hear about the new “peace deal” Monday around 7:30 AM before the markets open.

GOP Rep. Cory Mills avoided an arrest for an assault after one of Donald Trump's staunch allies in the Department of Justice intervened, according to a new report.

Probably just had bad allergies. bsky.app/profile/ronf...

Trump ended 12 wars today and the Fake News refuses to give him credit.

Statement from Israel’s Proxy Secretary of War:

The story behind the ex-Brazilian model, arrested in South Florida, who claims she has compromising material on the President and First Lady. via @jkbjournalist.bsky.social www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

We are living in a timeline so dumb it's exhausting.

Tankers in the Gulf came under fire on Saturday as Iran reimposed its blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, just hours after declaring the vital waterway had reopened to commercial traffic. At least two vessels reported being struck by gunfire as they tried to cross the strait.

OMG.

Ouch. The LEGO trolls take on Erika Kirk: “Goodbye Charlie.” 🎶 🤣

What are the signs of a sociopath‽‽

I thought Trump said the war was over, we won, the strait was open, and they were giving up their uranium? What happened with all that?

CNN’s Harry Enten: “It is a blowout in the net popularity ratings. It’s not even close. It’s a nearly 50 point blowout amongst the American public at large. Pope Leo XIV absolutely crushing Trump when it comes to how popular they are.”

The worst possible tactic you can use when negotiating a deal with a regime like Iran is to dunk on them in public during negotiations. Any knowledgeable seasoned diplomat knows this. But we have Mr. Art of the Deal who needs to feed his cult and the markets a steady diet of BS.

They got to get everyone on something to help them cope with all this insanity.

The Iranians are playing this brainsick dullard like a yo-yo.

"[Several officials] said that [Kash Patel] is known to drink to the point of obvious intoxication, in many cases at the private club Ned’s in Washington, D.C., while in the presence of White House and other administration staff." www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

"It's definitely not open," @ksadjadpour.bsky.social says of the Strait of Hormuz. "I don't think any major shipping or oil company would tell you that we've gone back to status quo ante, and that process could take many, many months." via @kaitlancollins.bsky.social

posted without comment* *many thanks to @johnfugelsang.bsky.social

Ouch. ⛽️⛽️

“Trump’s enablers will be remembered for hiding the dementia, crimes and treason of the worst parasite in US history.”

ICE Arrests 85-Year-Old French Widow Who Married Her G.I. Sweetheart After Marie-Thérèse Ross-Mahé’s husband died, an inheritance battle exploded. Her stepson then used his influence to have her arrested by ICE, an Alabama probate judge said.

Perfection.

Trump’s Quest for a Mar-a-Lago Papacy A schism that leads to a Mar-a-Lago papacy would be the perfect allegory for Trumpian spiritual rot.

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A bomb threat occurred at the home of the brother of Pope Leo XIV on Wednesday night, police in Illinois confirmed. Hmm … I wonder why? 🤨

Why US Pedophile's government so obsessed by the age of the users, soliciting or prospecting? 🤔🤨 itsfoss.com/news/os-leve...

Jared Kushner’s Mysterious Role in the Trump Administration Is the president’s son-in-law carrying out the public’s business or pursuing his own private interests?

House Democrats unveiled articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday, making serious allegations about his handling of the war in Iran and his leadership more broadly.

🤣 HOW EMBARASSING! Turning Point USA overestimated the crowd size for JD Vance's visit by a HUGE margin. Less than 25% of Akins Ford Arena in Athens, Georgia was filled at this stop in their national campus tour.

She didn't take the bait.