Hey guys! In honor of St. Patrick’s Day— here’s Jason Bateman’s favorite beer. Sketch: “Guys” Season 1, Episode 8 Voice Over: @lukesholl Jason Bateman: @mikeogorman.bsky.social

If your airport has a train INSIDE it… it’s too damn big! I’m looking at you Atlanta!

Hey, maybe just sing the song and stop with the breathy nonsense?

They were turning them into rescue dogs!

New episode of “Don’t Know It” is up! Erica Hernandez and I talk about the Tom Hanks classic “That Thing You Do!” #TomHanks #ThatThingYouDo podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

The latest episode of #Severence is like a dark deleted scene from The Beatles movie, HELP.

Its here! Check out the first episode of our new podcast! I introduce Erica Hernandez to #Beetlejuice this week on an all new Don’t Know It! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Join me and #EricaHernandez as we premiere our new podcast “Don’t Know It,” Monday February 3rd, 2025 on the Dueling Genre podcast network! You can find it wherever you get your podcasts! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Tomorrow, Trump is expected to sign an executive order reverting Radiohead back to playing regular instruments like guitars and drums.

Weird that Spectre is televising their meeting.

Cool that in his last days Biden warned us about the Oligarchy. I’ve only been saying that for 10 years. Actually makes me laugh when anyone on either side talks about “preserving democracy” because we haven’t lived in one in a long time.

Anybody got eyes on Duncan Sheik?!

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

My wife’s letting me clean out the garage so I can build my very own conclave!

See, I don’t think putting the toothpaste back in the tube would be the most impossible thing.

I love how everyone’s like, “I’m excited for a fresh start and for 2024 to be over.” Like 2025 is gonna be any better. Don’t kid yourselves.

My New Year’s resolution is to hunt down anyone that had anything to do with that new Burger King jingle and beat them to death with one of those BK melts.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 14: "The Wrath of Walt" ✨ Written by: @robkutner.bsky.social 🎙 Narrated by: @alizapearl.bsky.social, @ronenlanda.bsky.social, Joe Chiapa, Rena Strober, Rachel Bloom, @thecandimilo.bsky.social, @hodgman.bsky.social, and @mikeogorman.bsky.social

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 14: "The Wrath of Walt" ✨ Written by: @robkutner.bsky.social 🎙 Narrated by: @alizapearl.bsky.social, @ronenlanda.bsky.social, Joe Chiapa, Rena Strober, Rachel Bloom, @thecandimilo.bsky.social, @hodgman.bsky.social, and @mikeogorman.bsky.social

Maybe you could enforce the trains arriving on time, and making sure that people aren’t listening to music at full volume on their phones. I guess you’re too busy enforcing fake eyelashes and gel manicures

If the new Bob Dylan movie is as exciting as seeing him live then @albzrizz.bsky.social and I will be leaving 45 minutes in.

Can we go back to regulation sized microphones? This looks SO stupid.

My favorite Shakespeare play is probably Sixpence None The Richard.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 7: “Genesis Begins” ✨ Written by: @fusionsaint.bsky.social 🎙 Narrated by: Maggie Maye, @mikeogorman.bsky.social, and Theresa Lee Plus, BTS scoop from @asherperlman.bsky.social and Steve Waltien. 🔗 Listen now wherever you beam up your podcasts. Link in bio!

Hey guys. Hope everyone had a great holiday. Just a reminder that this Friday is the last day that we’re using “Bug,” as the nickname of the daughter in any family dramas. Just a heads up. Have a great week everyone!

Ok. I’m on here. We can get started now.