The replies to this are horrendous.

iykyk #Yankees

Elon told us to find more productive work in the private sector, so we did

So proud of my dear friend @kevinok.bsky.social for launching his practice today. Transparency has never been more important or more elusive. Knowledgeable and passionate public records attys like him and his partner are going to be fighting the good fight. Check them out! freeinformationgroup.com

As someone who clerked in D. Massachusetts, I have always enjoyed Judge Young’s flair. He really put some extra spit on this one, holy moly.

Antisemitism is part of a system of inequalities. Treating it as totally separate minimizes other forms of inequality, builds resentment against and isolates Jews from others we should be in allyship with, and ultimately does far more harm than good to Jews and everyone else.

"Long COVID prevalence was 3–10 times higher in individuals with three or more infections than in those with only one recorded infection... The absolute number of thrombotic events among individuals aged >60 doubled from 2020 to 2024, occurring in both vaccinated and unvaccinated individuals..." 😕

Sorry 2 b annoying but this is sooooo close to $25K,,,,,,

So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...

Shana tova, peeps. May it be a year of health, of safety, and of collective liberation. ❤️‍

I couldn’t put it any better than my friend and client @ninajankowicz.com. We are more than disappointed in this opinion, but our heads are held high. It was a privilege to represent Nina in this case. She is one of the most tenacious people I’ve ever met and she’s not going anywhere.

I know we’re well past the point where laws are real, but purely as a thought exercise, this violates the establishment clause right?

I think this is what everyone who has to do an emergency TRO says, but I really did not have drafting an emergency TRO on my bingo card for today.

At this point I am fully persuaded that credit scores are made up. May as well offer an animal sacrifice to an oracle.

Me, watching Sinner destroy Bublik #USOpen

Hi, defamation lawyer here. If you get threatened or sued by the hat-stealing millionaire, feel free to reach out for a consult about how he might have to pay your attorney fees.

Defense attys who are so transparently joyless & purposeless still confuse me. No care for what matters & contemptuous you exist. I guess some people are ok spending their one precious life as a gaslighting soldier in trench warfare of their own making for the powerful & the corrupt. Who hurt you?

I was surprised and very honored to be listed along with some incredible advocates on this list. Thank you so much to my team, our clients, and everyone who has supported us in helping people make a difference in their lives and for the public good.

How do people live in DC in the summer? This is like the surface of the sun was a bowl of chunky steaming soup.

Filing day for an anti-SLAPP motion to dismiss (which includes documentary evidence in support) is always a "Adobe Acrobat testing the outer bounds of my patience" kinda day.

And Junior Soprano wants to go on a date with Angie Dickinson, let’s see who gets lucky first.

One of the things you have to learn to stomach is that there are attorneys who are truly dumb as bricks, but they’re licensed and get paid the same as you.

“We’re recycling the same visual tableau as the movies but this time you know the creator is a hideous bigot” is not the best pitch for a tv show I’ve ever seen.

Going to Bang Bang to get a tattoo that is just black text is like using a bazooka to open a jar of pickles.

Me when I’m interacting with opposing counsel.

A short 🧵on the NYC mayoral race (from someone who spent years working in the mayor’s office + NY gov’t and now runs a national Jewish organization). Take this in full: The ways in which Mamdani's win has become a Rorschach Test do nothing to advance Jewish safety and security or a better NYC. 1/

There’s something very on brand about the state of the debate about the contours of antisemitism raised by Cuomo, who much of his campaign about attacks on that issue, reportedly having said this.

so this is how it feels when my haters become my waiters at the table of success

Don’t threaten me with a good time. Anyone who has lived in New York City, and especially those of us that grew up in the City, have exactly zero positive opinions about Gristedes.

Finished The Last of Us Part 1, now in Part 2. This game universe is amazing and I’m very excited now to watch the show. My primary frustration in Part 2 so far is that Sparkle the horse has some real attitude. I go to search for supplies and she just wanders off! We’re a team, Sparkle!

sound on i beg you

This may be one of my more Larry David coded thoughts, but has anyone ever been approached by a musician at dinner and said “actually I’m ok. I’ll pay you not to play.”

I am hiring entry level attorneys and law clerks to support my boutique whistleblower law firm! I will match DOJ salaries for level of experience and you will gain investigation and litigation experience.

The avowed goal of the campaign against me is to push me out of public life. As evidenced by the liars’ embarrassing public freakouts every time they remember I continue to draw breath, let alone continue to work in my area of expertise, they have lost. wiczipedia.substack.com/p/dont-call-...

Lexi Love was robbed.

Nina (@ninajankowicz.com) did a fantastic job testifying in the latest of the "censorship industrial complex" hearings, noting how the elaborate conspiracy theories from Taibbi & others emerge from profound misunderstandings — and intentional mischaracterizations — of how any number of things work.

I want to give another huge shout out to @ninajankowicz.com here for her brilliant testimony on how the "censorship industrial complex" is an invention of the right wing bullshit machine. On Taibbi, one of its architects: "Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works!"

🔥 @ninajankowicz.com: "Mr Taibbi said when he was first searching through the so-called Twitter files he didn't know what he was looking at. Well, he still doesn't. Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works."

While I was in Austin this week, I got to visit one of the best antique stores I’ve ever seen, Uncommon Goods. An absolutely legendary collection of eccentric knickknacks and deranged taxidermy. Never change Austin.

Had a wonderful time at TAF Coalition’s financial frauds conference in Austin. W/e challenges lie ahead, being part of the whistleblower bar and this special org is an honor & a joy. A true community of mission driven people who lift each other up to help clients fight fraud, corruption, and more.

I still cannot believe this guy is the mayor.

Reply briefs are simultaneously an exhausting exercise in having to directly engage with gaslighting and a thrilling opportunity to give life to the greatest lawyer moment in cinema history.

Me to Columbia University after reading the belly-showing “thank you sir may I have another” email. youtu.be/gjvOMoDf4-4?...

This is bad leadership and you don’t have to do it this way to succeed.

A last minute international trip when you’re the busiest you’ll probably be all year is…something

From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny

Cowardice in the face of unreasonable, unfounded, and unjust demands is the literal opposite of what we are called to do and who we are called to be as attorneys. This is, pardon my French, chickenshit.

Rogue One is an extremely good film on its own terms. But it’s even better in…context. What would you do in the face of cruelty, violence, and fascism if you weren’t a superhero? If you weren’t sure you’d make it through or if anything you did would really make a difference? Would you fight anyway?

Snow in the suburbs is a real Sisyphus situation.

The Super Bowl.