Just catching up with the blockade

And the Greens take the seat from Reform by a healthy margin in a ward they came in fourth place last time bsky.app/profile/elec...

Extra bit of religious strip slotted into this months Viz

13 years on, and I still haven’t forgotten this ad. I love it to bits. youtu.be/Qqi5G70vz8g?...

While you're waiting for that stupid bastard to kill us all, why not sit back and read a magazine? There's a new issue of Viz on sale today, and Gilbert Ratchet accidentally breaks the internet.

NYT reporting that under this ceasefire each ship will pay $2M to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. It was $0 before Trump launched this illegal war. 100-130 ships pass the Strait daily. Trump just gave Iran an extra $100M-$130M per day. Masterful gambit, sir. Impeach and remove this fascist—NOW.

“We’re waiting for the Iranian response, so meanwhile let’s blow up Kharg island”

Repost by @artbutsports The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon Click to see original repost

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Andrew Schuman joins me to discuss the multiversal mayhem of Zenith phase 3 by Grant Morrison and Steve Yeowell. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/m...

I wouldn't blame them

So, Kanye is booked to play the Wireless festival in London. Huh. Yes, THAT Kanye. I sometimes think cancel culture needs to cancel people a bit harder.

Dramatic scenes at BBC Breakfast.

It's like installing Mystic Meg as chancellor

Israel approves death penalty law targeting Palestinians ft.trib.al/gPI8Hvt

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Well, I’m sure this will cause a lot of people to pause and reflect and apologise for sa…hahaha no can’t finish the sentence, they are going to double down and say the police were too woke to prosecute aren’t they

Imagining the most covert deep ops Iranian cyberspace cowboys having to enter PTSD quarantine & counseling after reading Kash Patel’s 58 chain email replies to his subordinates at the FBI insisting his custom Nikes must have the Punisher logo on them www.aol.com/entertainmen...

folio.procreate.com/discussions/... Procreate for Mac desktop and Procreate 6 announced

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Both the Wall Street Journal and The Information confirming that OpenAI is killing Sora - both the app and *access to its video-generating model for developers*. This is a huge move that suggests things are a bit desperate www.wsj.com/tech/ai/open... www.theinformation.com/articles/ope...

This is a horrific hate crime. So are all the replies (i am not QTing antisemitism, but you'll find plenty) 'questioning' why 'they have their own ambulances'. Hatzola is pretty similar to St Johns Ambulances, but no one is conspiratorial about that. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cz...

"What's your favourite book of the Bible, Robert?" "Tough one. I think I'd have to say The Best of the Bible"

And now with your latest instalment of Dodgy Dossiers & warmongers :

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sam Altman https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sam-altman/

A quick reminder of Starmer's leadership pledge number 4.

A friend (and 2000AD fan) is having a rough time at the moment - details below if anyone is able to help www.gofundme.com/f/m9jha-surv...

Amazon are partnering with Comic Relief to sell their red noses. Last year Comic Relief raised £34 million which is how much Jeff Bezos makes in six hours. Dig deep everyone.

I like how you hear all of the air leave the room, even from his sycophants.

Oh no, my magic beans

The Metaverse is closing down. I hope you're all happy now. Look how sad or maybe disappointed or I suppose it could be angry Mark is.

INTERVIEW & PREVIEW! The Trigan Empire returns this May, and writer @mikeowencarroll.bsky.social joined downthetubes to reveal what to expect from his revival of the classic British series with artist @tomfosterart.bsky.social! https://bit.ly/4shcNyZ

Keir Starmer as a dog flying a plane.

BBC says 7.7 million people have seen Small Prophets, making it biggest comedy since Ludwig.

Take a look behind the scenes! share.google/RgY4RvJXTdmH... #SmallProphets

Another in the why Polymarket is bad series:

The secretary of defense saying we almost have cnn in our grasp is some dark, dark shit

Not quite as excruciating as Starmer's Dire Straits video, but close

We shall bite them on the features

Polanski is clearly embarrassed about a dickhead thing he did quite a long time ago. The attempt to make this into ongoing evidence of his unsuitability to be involved in politics *now* is a bit pathetic. This isn’t the Nixon White House tapes for fuck’s sake.

The Kickstarter for @b7comics.bsky.social all-new “Dan Dare” by @alexdecampi.bsky.social de Campi & @marclaming.bsky.social is live www.kickstarter.com/projects/798... - delighted to be part of this project, please check it out

It is absolutely insane that the US appears to have targeted desalination plants first – putting them onto the board. Iran seems to have already retaliated against one in Bahrain. This is one of the most obvious ways this could spiral.

Hugely Pleased to announce that Steve MacManus and Greg Staples will be joining us for Lawless in May!!! Tickets now available at [www.lawlesscomiccon.com](www.lawlesscomiccon.com/...)

Petition to change the name of OpenAI to ACME.

Wasting money on feeding children that could be better used to bomb children. Typical lefties.