Well I’ve spent the whole of #NorEng drawing the three English lions on a tote bag, time well spent even if we don’t win

Only one man can save them

Have you ‘bin’ enjoying the weather? Have a Callipo and enjoy the weekend 😎.

Young madam here has been out on the razz for two days straight due to the heat and is finally back now it’s cooler. This is her ‘out of office’ pose

This is a bit of a cringey desperate post but needs must….😢 I’ve just lost a couple of thousand self publishing a book - I’m a hybrid author (published traditionally and self published) and I decided to self publish my book I was most passionate about to have total control. BUT….

19 Emmy nominations for Widow’s Bay

Seeing the mighty @countbinface.bsky.social doing the media rounds this morning reminded me of this other political heavyweight who was prepared to make a stand for his beliefs (head slapping)

Sweaty weds 5k

The precise definition of novelty is new, original or unusual which means that this lot burst on the scene as a novelty band

Far from perfect 5k

Mike Bassett avenged

A little bit of @spraypopmusic.com from last night’s sold out show, great to see a load of Hotpotters there too

IT'S THE BIG ONE! I've always wanted to cover the 30 year war between Ken Barlow and Mike Baldwin on Coronation Street. The alpha dogs of the cobbles. So I did, to the sound of Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Enjoy your day!

Hey hey hey, it’s a Friday. Quiet one for us. Whatever you get up to, have a good one!

Whoever buys the last ticket for tomorrow night's Spray extravaganza will get a free CD of Songs Already Sung. www.eventbrite.com/e/spray-x-cu...

Fri 5k

This is basically couples therapy set to music youtu.be/qeVwqS3f7ts?...

Weds run attempt

A wee reminder of The Lancashire Hotpots autumn dates. Join us for maximum fun! www.thelancashirehotpots.net/events

I will never send a better message than this one in reply to my wife asking when I'd be home

Tues walk

As our Tour De Sauce tour comes to a close, it won't long before we're back out there on our Hotpotmania tour. Join us for an amazing night out! www.thelancashirehotpots.net/events

Those tickets he mentioned: www.eventbrite.com/e/spray-x-cu...

Cool but still a slog

Great to meet Mr McGann at Bury Comicon…he was a gent

Tellins! What a night we had last night, we reckon you were the best crowd we’ve had in St Helens for many a year. Thanks for sharing your evening with us, same again next year for the big 20? 😍

ST HELENS: Tonight we play the Theatre Royal. Doors at 7pm with the Hotpots on stage at 7:30pm. A few tickets on the door if you've not made any plans and fancy a party. Planning to be done before 10pm so you can nip off and watch the football if thats your thing. Latters!

If you're fed up with all those pop records about sex and drugs, my new album was inspired by the international launch of the 1980 Ford Escort. Here's the title track... spray.bandcamp.com/album/world-... open.spotify.com/album/7wEaV5...

Cat no 2 wisely cooling in the shade

Pre 7am wander

Featuring MC Raymond Baxter, a clip from spray.bandcamp.com/album/world-... (Find it on streaming too)

Cool pre 7am walk

Was it warm on my run? Yes 😫

For Father’s Day, a bit of Dad Dancing 🕺🏻

Finished S1 of Widow’s Bay. Everyone should get an award. Not sure how they managed to juggle Parks & Rec, Lost AND Dark but they did. Roll on S2

Happy birthday to the main man himself…Bernard Thresher 🎉🥳🍾🎂

🎵“Save your love my darling, save your loooove”🎵

That Friday feeling….have a great weekend everyone 😎

"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."

An unreleased Ricardo Autobahn album from three years ago has sneaked out on Spotify open.spotify.com/album/7wEaV5...

“Kneel before Binface” @countbinface.bsky.social

Plumbers. Builders. Electricians. They all want paying like THIS 💷

Thursday walk

Hot Space forever

Did I not like that run

“Tanguy Destable reports”

Tues walk

Cockers, our Lowry show is now s0ld out. Thanks everyone for getting your tickets. If you still want to come and see us at a seated venue this summer, there's a small amount of tickets left for our St Helens show on Sat 27th June!

Just preemptively saying hi to the influx of young uns we might be getting on here

We say it every time but Blackpool has to be one of our favourite nights of the year. There really is something magical about a Blackpool show and last night was no exception. Thanks everyone for coming, you really made our night, let us know if you had a good time. Next up…it’s ST HELENS!