Had this posted through the letterbox. Straight. In. The. Bin.

RIP Simon Harris

Fri leg stretch

The country faces economic challenges says the man who refuses to pay tax here. Why might that be Jimbo? Why might that be ?

Weds 5k

Myself and @ricardoautobahn.co.uk have made a pop single to raise awareness and hopefully a few quid for @noiseboxradio.com - its a familiar sort of tune but with all new lyrics. There nay even be - gulp - rapping. houseofsplain.bandcamp.com/album/noiseb...

Watched The Muppets. Quite a few chuckles to be had, and nostalgia set to factor 10. Couldn’t get over Kermit’s voice though, it sounds like his balls have dropped

Post a banger not in English youtu.be/5Y03gIzV7oQ?...

🚨LOW TICKET ALERT! LOW TICKET ALERT! 🚨 Just 15 tickets left for York and 20 left for Newcastle. Both guaranteed sellouts, if you want to come, you’ll need to get your tickets now! www.thelancashirehotpots.net/events

Cockers, join me in wishing a very happy birthday to the Hotpot who keeps us all in time, Kenny Body! 🥁

Fri leg stretch. Not ideal weather

Weds 5k

@alfsplaining.bsky.social in the Retro museum in Keswick

Coniston!

Happy birthday to the Hotpot who spanks the plank…it’s Dr Ron!

Mon 5k

And we’re off!

On the way to the AGM

For anyone wanting a ridiculously long deep dive into that 1979 episode of #TOTP and 'that bloke' in particular ( and why wouldn't you?) , the lovely people at @chartmusictotp.bsky.social have you covered open.spotify.com/episode/6sT1...

Da weekend etc

Cheeeeeeerrrrs!

There are better ways to start the weekend I’m sure

Weds 5k

If Nigella Lawson needs a new theme for ‘Bake Off’….

Hit me Paul Shane one more time

Russ Abbot - All Night Holiday Trying to identify all the characters on the sleeve and explain what's going on is like peering at an ancient Mayan stelae half-covered by the growth of an enveloping jungle.

My option of Burnham has vastly altered since I’ve started watching Zoe’s videos re Manchester council. She’s probably doing some of the best journalism out there right now vm.tiktok.com/ZNRSQkFhU/

Mon 5k

What an ace time we all had for our debut appearance in Middleton. Buzz balls, mispronunciation of place names and lots of mints (or was it mince?). Cheers everyone for coming and to everyone else get ready for the Hotpots in ‘26!

Ready to go!

Tonight…we FINALLY play Middleton Arena. Doors 6:45pm, Hotpots onstage 7.30pm prompt. It’s a sell out…see you there!

Is that penguin “doing a Paddington”? We can only hope so

Celebrities launching podcasts in 2026: Do one. If you were that arsed about podcasts you would have started a decade ago.

Fri leg stretch

Just found this one my memories from 7 years ago today. It was great to learn that Colin was a fan so we got a hoodie to him!

As an 80s kid I loved getting the fizzy taste of Germolene in a drink at McDonald’s. Loved Germolene bubblies too

Video summary: Some theatre shows running dead dead low www.thelancashirehotpots.net/events

Weds 5k

Happy Birthday Tom Baker, born this day in 1934.

Need to lose a few pounds? Our shows are just what you need 😂

What’s your sign?

Gentlemen of a certain persuasion all have one of these. A big bag of leads gathered over two decades. Never throwing anything away because you *just* might need one. And today is that day 😆

Cockers, join me in wishing a very happy birthday to the corn snack connoisseur himself…Billy Mac!

Dog walking (not my dog)

A day in the studio with @ricardoautobahn.co.uk finalising something for the next Hotpots album (whenever that is) ☺️