You can stick Gums and Hoses up your arse. We out #totp

‘Too Many Broken Farts’ And with that I’m away. I’ve got to deep fry some chicken. Wish me luck and call the fire brigade. See you all next time #totp

I wore two copies of this 12” out (sorry fellow tower block dwellers above and below). I regret nothing #totp

You might want to tighten those straps, they’re clearly too loose. Don’t shoot me. Just sayin Jeezus #totp

Kim Mild #totp

FIRE! EVACUATE THE STUDIO. DON’T BREATH THE SMOKE. GO TO ASSEMBLY POINT B. DO NOT TAKE YOUR BELONGINGS. #totp

She’s a wiggly lady #totp

What’s going on there!? #totp

Such a shame they fell out with Hooky. I loved them for a long time #totp

When your Nan presents #totp

Surprise Kenny! #totp

Wim-a-way dance klaxon! #totp

Wow. From the genius of PF2 to’ I’m going to write a classic, gonna write it in an attic, cause I’m an addict for your love’ No one can say they weren’t catered for. Urgh #totp

*ascends to heaven * #totp

I FUCKING LOVE THIS #totp

Why do I suddenly want to go on a cruise? #totp

Pluto Shervington. He did this and Dat #totp

My name is Simon Bates. I’m just a normal guy #totp

Not one person in that audience knows how to dance to this. Arabella included #totp

Piss break #totp

No longer the cat in the hat, he’s now the cunt in front. #totp

“Humping” *pffft* #totp

Make it stop. MAKE IT STOP. I need some audio roughage. I’ll be in the kitchen smashing plates if you need me #totp

Garbage creep me out a bit. Is it just me? #totp

The guy in glasses in the audience will just appear on their tour bus later. Everyone will think he’s in the band. But he’s not. #totp

I refer the honourable member to the answer I gave some moments ago #totp

Brian Shanks and Colin Bigfoot. #totp

They’re no Phats and Small #totp

Hepburn = souped up Nolans #totp

How much do they need? Sixpence? Is that all? Here take it. Now fuck off #totp

It’s impossible to hate this album as long as I only hear it once in ten years. Anymore than that and I go postal #totp

Never did a band look less like a band than this lot. Are they still together? #totp

An early Hopkirk (Deceased) there #totp

I don’t detest this #totp

I think calling it pedestrian overstates it’s velocity by a margin. #totp

*drinks wine through metal straw in Clara Batten* Me: What have we got here then? #totp

For the uninitiated, I’m not about to have a stroke for the next two hours (🙏) It’s Friday. It’s 7pm. It’s time for #totp. Be there or be square you groovy motherfuckers!

This machine kills infidelity

In case you’re wondering about the hashtags

She should go and see Polanski and save herself a few quid.

can this be a solution

The secret lost verse of Mr Brightside

Quick! What kind of scientist would you want to be?

Post a great photo of a musician

Listening to some European music

I’ve just remembered we used to save the butter wrappers to put on top of the Sunday chicken, while it cooked, to keep the moisture in. Hello. I am one thousand years old.

Supporting the transition to renewables should be a patriotic duty. If you still shill for the oil and gas industry, you need to be asked why, because supporting it is senseless.

Ok. I think I fucked up when I made this account. I should have migrated it immediately. I’m not sure I can merge this and my main BS account now. Anyone know different?