senegal are just a better football team than belgium. morocco were just better than netherlands. stop doing analysis from a map.

Has she climbed that in heels?

Wow -- one of the climbers atop the Empire State Building appears to have gotten down on one knee and proposed to the other

We’re lucky enough to have solar and a battery and the price rise does not affect us as we’re not on the price cap. If the cost of energy rises so does the export rate. We have balanced electricity usage, it’s broadly neutral over the year. Abandoning renewables is complete insanity.

Hope we see Trossards sad face tonight #bhafc

And there’s more… More lies, more dodgy deals and denials.. Farage has bought 4 houses for cash since 2020 - the year we left the EU. And declared only 2 of them. Come on people. The man’s a hot mess of corruption, racism, national security threat and greed. Let’s bin him off.

Rice has put a shift in. He'll be asleep as soon as he hits the pilau.

Never in doubt

Fuck sake England

Anyone got a phone number for someone at the game so I can call them up and boo down the phone at England?

Is it coming home yet? #wc26

A new investigation alleges Christopher Harborne, now Reform's biggest donor and at the centre of the £5m scandal, was present at the secret Blackfriars meeting and on the campaign trail in Hartlepool the day Farage made the decision that delivered Boris Johnson's Brexit majority.

Extraordinary claims of corruption from Ben Habib, that will surprise almost no one. Johnson, Farage and Harbourn conspired to rig the 2019 General Election. The detail here is the extraordinary part. He’s right about getting sued and this needs an immediate, formal police investigation.

Sweden lucky to get nil #wc26

I think Ally McCoist just came live on air #wc26

I’ll just leave this here

This is a cheeky smile according to Danny Murphy

Thanks, I hate Norwegian Oops up side your head #wc26

Murphy confusing himself with Postman Pat again

That wasn’t too shabby #wc26

My hatred of the hydration break grows #wc26

@bagpuss.org thanks for the Birdnet-pi recommendation. It’s a brilliant piece of software. It’s taken me a few days to get everything together and get it working but it’s a real eye opener. So many different birds are around. My wife absolutely loves it, so a huge win for me too! 😁👍

Further evidence the tectonic plates of UK politics are starting to shift. We appear to have, fingers crossed, reached peak Farage.

If you’re struggling to stay awake, I can fully recommend blackcurrant jam on buttered whole meal toast. That, and a prescription bifta or two obvs. 👍

Wow, that was truly amazing, the Strawberry Full Moon rising over Ely Cathedral this evening. Seen from Little Downham outside of Ely, Cambridgeshire 😍🌝 I didn’t think it was going to shine through the clouds, but it certainly did 🙏🏻🥰 #Fullmoon #strawberrymoon #ElyCathedral #amazing #Wonderful

Netherlands v Morocco. Can I? #wc26

Diego Gomez and Enciso. Love them #bhafc #wc26

Cherries. Omg. Right now is the sweet spot for sweet sweet cherries. If you see a cherry stall by the side of the road*. Buy some. *mainly Sussex and Kent

ENCISO! Balletic equaliser! #bhafc #wc26

I am very interested in Tidal’s new AI labeling (and non-monetization) policy. I have been recommended numerous acts who have all the signs of AI (started post 2022, release multiple albums per year, zero irl presence like booked gigs) and I will be watching when the labels rolls out

At least he’ll have a Ferrari, eh?

Davy and Badenoch shouldn’t get too comfortable. Things have changed, Davy might work that out, Badenoch will never understand this, so expect a fight when they come for her. Jenrick leading Reform? Don’t think so. He’s utterly charmless. Restore will pick up a lot of them. Farage, just fuck off.

Seriously, fuck this hydration break. I was just getting into that.

I’ll tell you what Andy Burnham could do that would be wildly popular. Cap vets fees. I just paid, wait for this, £163 for 10mins of the vet’s time and two injections. £163!

This man would have been a massive internet star were he alive today.

I just found another Raspberry Pi. That’s 5 of the little feckers. I really love them don’t I? I’ve got a 1,2,3,4 and a Pico. Just need a 5 to complete the set.

I run a World Cup feed. The group stage has attracted over 25,000 views so far. That’s quite a lot isn’t it? #wc26

When I saw this post I thought someone else had posted it to dump on Trump. I didn’t realise the dumbshit had posted it himself! People in the future will be studying this moron for years and wondering how America could have been so captivated by someone this stupid. Twice!

I don’t see the hype with Anderson but then I never did with Henderson and they seem similar to me in style. run around a lot and play it safe so stats look great but ultimately don’t do anything particularly well

This has tickled me on Instagram! Proper tickled me!

You know what I love about the World Cup? You can nod out on the sofa, and still wake up to a decent game that’s just kicked off at 3am. Bliss.

Jim never has a second hydration break at home...

Is this punk? #wc26

C’mon England ffs.

This

Triptych complete ✅

My best overheard in Tod still remains the lady in Aldi who said "I feel really rundown lately. Betty says I should try that mindlessness."

I got a small uptick in people listening to my stories, with a concomitant increase in people blocking me. That’s how fucking good they are suckers.

The thing about colonoscopies, is the prep is worse than the procedure. All the staff are just lovely & couldn’t do more for you. The sedation is pretty good too. Especially enjoying that bit. I’ve had my cup of tea and a biscuit. Just waiting to go home. All happening on a Sat too. Well done Labour