Someone should release these as standalone songs. They’d be number one everywhere. This one hoofs Trump right up the kipper.

1000% this. You can hear ours from 2 miles away.

He’s going to do that ‘this is so tiresome now, time to move on’. And everyone who could hold him to account, will

“Look at the size of this cunt”

Ok, here’s the almost finished maquette. I’m just going to neaten it up a bit then cast it. This represents 25 hrs work. Now all I need to do, is find a way to fund the next round of making!

Cathy Newman "Thailand-based Chris Harborne has given you and your party £17 million.. Interfering in democracy" Nigel Farage runs away

Here’s a thing I wrote for The Mirror 11 years ago about how the Monster Raving Loony Party has been responsible for at least 7 actual laws. www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/7-m...

I bet Jenrick is barely able to contain himself watching Farage tie himself in knots. Jenrick‘s stupid ‘plan’; 1: take control of Reform 2: take control of the Conservative Party 3: Profit

Jimmy Fallon tries his best to breakdown the tenth week of the Iran war.

Yum

Hi. I run my local polling station for the council, and every year I post a guide to the process of voting - I've been told that it's helpful, so I'm posting it again- stuff changes with every election, so this is updated. I've been working at elections for 29 years... #Voting

If I was in charge, things would be VERY different, let me tell you.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social In The Meaning of Liff by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd, the word Kidderminster is defined as:"The marks left on your bottom or thighs after sunbathing on a wickerwork chair"

"I've been the most attacked, physically, politician of modern times," Farage said. I think Jo Cox and David Amess would disagree with that had they not been murdered, or Stephen Timms who got stabbed with an actual sword. I reckon they’d take the odd milkshake instead.

OK I’ll stop now..

I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING WRONG. LOOKS JUST LIKE HE DID ON SUPERSTORE.

After apologizing for corpsing (which he didn't need to do), SNL UK George Fouracres shared his personal connection to, and the backstory on, the "British Pork" sketch. / #SNL #SNLUK #SaturdayNightLive

No takers for the radioactive waz then? Cowards.

Only? Fucking Nora, those people are insane

Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better.

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“And notice, gentlemen, the faster I go, the more Simmons sounds like a motorboat.”

I've left this late as I had other things on, but I've added Reform to Don't Forget, highlighting the racist, corrupt, fascist, hypocritical, misogynistic, grifting bastards they are.

Another PET* scan today lads. If anyone needs any highly radioactive urine later let me know. *No actual pets involved

Philosophy with Andrew Tate

You’d think they’d be a bit more on the ball with these clips wouldn’t you?

Guys…. GUYS

#Sweep ❤️

Additional participant in Celebrity Traitors announced! #traitors #celebritytraitors #sweep

Baby VC, weird categories, and dare I say it slightly easier questions #onlyconnect

‘Stone wall penalty’ is utterly meaningless. ‘Stone cold penalty’ is what they actually mean. Even that doesn’t mean a lot.

Super Sharp Shooter

What a fucking baby.

Zia Yusuf's "guys, what are you doing, I'm one of you" moment is going to be epic.

Game changing news: a new one minute immunotherapy jab will save cancer patients hours in hospital. Having completed my own treatment with pembrolizumab this Easter, I know what that time means. This is how we get the NHS back on its feet. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

I can’t believe anymore than a rump of racists will find this policy appealing. Far right parties used to have a ceiling of about 4% support in this country. If anything is designed to drive their poll numbers back down there, it’s this. This is anti-British and disgusting.

Remember when you did smoke, and then some kid would pretend to smoke, never inhaling and holding them wrong, just to try to be cool? Remember what we thought about them? They made it worse by never having any actual fags, they’d just bum them off you. Well, that’s the energy they’re giving out.

Commissioner Gordon‘s tenure took a dark turn after Chief O’Hara retired

Wow. This looks like amazing news - biodegradable plastic!

Nigel, how you feeling tonight?

How does she live with herself?

It just dawned on me that I think I got told off by Talking Pictures TV. How’s your day been?

Must we?