I don’t like how everybody with ties to The Files just get to resign and go home and sit down somewhere. Light these mfs on fire.

anyway www.youtube.com/watch?v=odMo...

Keep pushing until they cut all verification

Extremely funny that the US' corps of ambassadors has gone from struggling to put a smiling face on war crimes, to personally offending the locals so badly that they can't do their jobs.

This has only gotten more true since I posted it over a month ago. Don't take Jesse Singal's op ed as some sort of lapse of judgement from a serious institution, take it for what it is: an intentional editorial choice that reflects the reality of the New York Times as a fascist right wing hate rag.

I need you all to see this. This isn't a fan edit. This is the actual transition in the editor's cut of Spider-Man 3.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

flawlessly avoiding the weekend discourse just to log in monday morning and post “I like big tits” like a fucking champion

Hey Bluesky! Do you want to help a trans woman move to a safe place so she can be with her loved ones? Boy do I have an opportunity for you! I continue raising money to cover all the immigration expenses (and there's a lot of them) ko-fi.com/zeitgeistmis... Donations and reposts are appreciated 💙

i'm not gonna dunk but seriously who's the "we" in "we all failed on covid" consent got manufactured in real time, yes, but not everyone went along. and sorry but pundits whose specialties include climate and/or media have an extra responsibility to follow those threads where they actually lead

'if everything is an xbox.... then nothing is an xbox....'

when I was 20 they told me I'd understand why people are so insecure about age by the time I got to 30. still don't and never will.

Bianca Xunise nails the feeling of doing something real with your hands: donating food, showing up, helping neighbors. “Thanks for getting my hands to do something besides doomscroll.” inthesetimes.com/article/i-we...

The Impossible Cubes

If the tired topic of not going back to twitter were to come across my skyline, I would simply block people until it's gone.

When Hooters goes bankrupt I will buy the rights to the name and logo and open an owl sanctuary. Staffed by ornithologists with huge breasts

Congratulations everyone

My mother is being put on hospice. We don't know how long she has. I can't even fly out until Friday, and even so I can't afford it with the extra fees to fly without a REAL ID. If you have a couple bucks to send my way, I would really appreciate it. 💔

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

Just realised that in my attempt to block as much star sign crap as possible, I've severely cut down on the amount of Pope Content I could be having a chuckle at.

paging @ingridblythe.bsky.social, did you know this?

AI couldn't make this

This unofficial patch for the NEO Surveyor project that my husband brought home from work is sending me.

Now That's What I Call Wikipedia! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

the boat wot's powered by the spicy rocks

I learned something, but at what cost?

There is a very wide gap at the moment between what people who use platforms think what moderation is and what the people that run platforms know it is. There’s a lot of really ugly stuff that doesn’t surface b/c of the invisible work of people working past their limit. That needs to change

Amid the mass layoffs of journalists, The Lever is now hiring. That's thanks to our huge subscriber growth giving us the resources to continue expanding our newsroom. Find the listings on our website - and please pass this on to any good journalists you may know.

I'm in Warrington Bank Quay. It's hard not to do the voice. youtu.be/56CE36ehg3Q?...

Can you work out how many blocks there are?

I really, really dislike that looking for alternatives for Discord, which most definitely has LLM-generated code in it, means picking between options that seemingly all have or had dalliances with using LLM code generation.

I cannot tell a lie: I’ve been so busy celebrating President’s Day Week that I forgot to post this earlier. @theonion.com

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology" No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

I'd bankrupt Elon for twenty bucks and a meatball sub

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yo dawg, i heard you like promotional photos so I put a promotional photo in your promotional photo so you can get promoted at while you get promoted at

it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a

New York’s budget is a work in progress until it is passed. I applaud Mayor Mamdani for reducing the police budget but I also criticize him for reducing the library budget, and I support @nycplan.org & all New Yorkers in forcing Mayor Mamdani to live up to candidate Mamdani’s library promises

wait a minute….

I write on social media *exactly* the way that I speak, including that emphasis and run on sentences and, like, that interjection. For other writing, I code switch. I get shit for that because of my linguistics degree, but that degree is what definitively taught me that it’s normal and who cares

I always thought the whole "they want you dead" thing was just hyperbole. But I guess this makes the entire raw milk, no vax, more asbestos stuff make a lot more sense.

PSA for Discord's new age verification! If you get hit by it and refuse to give them any ID or face scans as you should, here's a way to just... bypass it. Go to Settings - Family Centre and then just enter a date of birth that's 18+ It's really that simple. Give them nothing.

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks. If you take this personally I think that’s also a reason you can be blocked.

This is how I know I dislike the lord of the rings.

OC but free for public consumption when shitlibs start up again.