me frowning at the horrors of the world. My brain: "they should make a bong where it looks like the smoke is comin' out of Cyclops' visor like it's his eye beams. hey. hey. are you listening to me. I said like it's his eye beams. hey. hey."

Here's a strat I cooked up a few weeks ago in honour of @othatsraspberry.com's first speedrun comms Huge thanks to @gamesdonequick.com and @satanherself.bsky.social for creating this event to showcase blindfolded speedrunners TY @kendricklamario.bsky.social and @vermge.bsky.social for comms also

My partner asked me to draw this after discussing how Kermit and Micolash are both just goofy little guys anyway here share the joy/suffering

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

chili's burlin

posting old comics hoping people will find me again

decided to watch chicago the musical the movie for the first time today, yeah it was pretty good. Way more John C. Reily than I had expected, since I had not checked out the imdb, so was none of....

dmc3 vergil hard mode guide: level summoned swords to max. just hit these three buttons as fast as you can shoot and attack and do roulette wheels on the weapon switch button baby. He's more well developed in 4.

Nothing from me today either. I'm feelin groggy!

Gastonposting

Untitled painting by @mikemignola.bsky.social.

I'd like to tell you my favorite Zelda game but it hasn't been created yet. Are you looking to maximize your money and knowledge, apply for the videogamesman degree at DeVry a newly acquired subsidiary of rchimp holdings.

jc denton: paul, i've got a new catchphrase. paul denton: which is? jc: "welcome to the wikipedia experience, bitch." and then i shoot them. paul: what is this supposed to convey? jc: well, i'm still working on that part. but they'd be dead, so maybe it doesn't matter. paul: mmm.

Nothin' from me tonight. I left you all as a sleepy boy and I return as a sleepy MAN.

big chunky cameras on the back of phones that make them fall off the desk when they vibrate and the center of gravity pushes them towards despair

am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin

Being an adult means having twenty apps with names like “Together” or “Omni”, and one of them controls your heating and one is your bank and none of them work

Fuck it, here's Lalo

unprompted thought: Jay Sherman was the original Saul Goodman (but with drawing now)

National Beef Council Debuts New ‘You’re Supposed To Feel Like That’ Campaign https://theonion.com/national-beef-council-debuts-new-youre-supposed-to-feel-like-that-campaign/

Crazy shit happening at xbox rn

The only time I played vergil was dmc4 se and boy he's boring to play in 3. Strong, but boring.

Tfw you still have some edge cases to fix in your procedural locomotion system #gamedev

gonna leave every argument I don't want to be in with: "You think I give a fuck?!? Give me a chip, ass hole

#FREELUD UPDATES: - Lud moved to Louisiana illegally against court order - habeas corpus filed, second lawyer obtained, strong asylum case pending - expenses rising: DONATE gofund.me/ecba5131b - he is physically okay and in good spirits - #FREELUD Discord server in the works

From our awards show three months ago. Congrats to Xbox!

twitch.tv/rchimpcola Samurais, I tried doin my badge up but it didn't work oh well

all the ironic fake 90s platformer mascots like Volvy or Gwimbly seem much more realistic than "Skunny Hardnut" who released like 6 games in one year including a kart racer and a game where he has to kill sadaam hussein

It seems like the majority of people are just looking at the headline and interpreting this as another "whoops! user data got leaked! our bad!" What was actually exposed was code used in Persona's software. Code showing that this company is doing A LOT MORE THAN CHECKING YOUR AGE.

is a botanist who has a specialization in avocado health called a guactor?

i wanna drill down and figure out how to make the late 70s analogue synth sound they do at the interstitial screen in MS09 before they shout "SHAA!"

I'm gonna be a little RE9-less for a bit. have you seen videogames? they're fuckin expensive.

*pouring all my unexpired xbox down the drain, frowning sternly*

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology" No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

thinking about the guy at the pharmacy last week who marched up to the register and said “i see your selection of combs is less robust than it was on my last visit here”

Aye aye aye I'm Bill Nye the Science Guy Green, black and blue Making science in the sky

nioh the threeoh at 8:30 peoh ....meoh? moutaineoh?

Of all corporations of some repute in games, I think Microsoft has always sounded most brutal in terms of internal politics to me. If Sarah Bond is out after climbing all the way up to "most likely the next in line", I think you can assume the whole situation is FUBAR.

Y’all Come Eat! (Unidentifiable Blended-Yet-Solid Lump Edition) ❤️👍🏾

IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WEEK!

This party is getting crazy on Steam with the return of the Devil May Cry Franchise Pack! Pick up Devil May Cry HD Collection, Devil May Cry 4 Special Edition and Devil May Cry 5 in this super SSStylish bundle before it's gone on 2/26! 😈 bit.ly/DMCPackSteam

BREAKING: Xbox boss Phil Spencer is stepping down, will be replaced by Microsoft AI platform president Asha Sharma. Sarah Bond is also leaving. Matt Booty staying. Seismic news for the video-game industry.

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