“A girl called me up and said ‘Come on over, Nobody’s home.’ I went over. Nobody was home, and he stabbed me in the eye!”

combining the arcane items 1. diarrhea lettuce 2. the lemonade that kills you and 3. uncle rusty's crumpled up lucky strike I have found the ELIXIR of IMMORTAL LIFE.

On this day 15 years ago, we launched our first game, Bastion. To everyone who helped the Kid survive the Calamity, thank you!!🙏 You're the reason we've been able to carry on as an independent studio ever since.

i'm gonna ask da coin if i'm streamin tonight or not.

I think the SEGA CD version of SNATCHER has my favorite video game introduction sequence of all time. Extremely intense and crystal clear narration at the start with some of the most impressive pixel art you’d ever seen followed by the coolest jazz track and establishing shots youtu.be/HfltRGG_yQo

25 years of RYDE ZE SHOOOOPUFFFFF

Happy Monday y'all 😔

the only ko i'll accept is okko

they call me sonic movin' faster than sound i jump all around blue hedgehog sonic with incredible speed i fuck where i eat

7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:

wooow great job sonic. you ran so fast through the level (my house) and smashed my robot (my dishwasher). what a fucking hero.

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

a big stinky bad man is coming, bigger and stinkier than all the other badmen that ever stinked up the joint. we need a cabal of elderly actors to get in tight mocap dot suits so we can CGI x-men uniforms on them. I'm thor

Solomorne Anthar saying in the worst fake bri'ish ever: "Rogue Trader. All I know is that the Lex Imperialis states that if I don't get no tolls then I don't eat no rolls."

He’s not a big fan of being held… his face says it all 😂

happy birthday to me 👵🎂 AND happy birthday to final fantasy x 💖

Peggy Hill immediately after hitting light punch light punch forward light kick fierce:

jelly donut bat is so cute

Why 😭

In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.

“A.I. Movies” www.tiktok.com/@americanbar...

The Odyssey (2026, dir. Chris Nolan)

I think someone should buy me dinner tonight because I have been very brave and made it through the long terrible week

twitch.tv/rchimpcola attract mode

Probably will bounce around a few fighting games for some time, which means I'll probably be loud, obnoxious, and ready to lose.

Probably playin a video game at 8. I don't think I'm streamin any more disgaea. It's a push and pull of cool ideas and then real rough ones that I don't care for dealing with.

i think slave zero x would be a good videogame if they put i frames on the air tech. Not even necessarily on the jump just on teching out. it's fine to a point as it is. Not great, because of not having i frames on air teching

Okay Google, when is a baby legally old enough to hit a Cross Changer with their dad

tony stark accomplished what he did with A BASTARD FROM A BASKET IN A CAVE

my subconscious seeps into my work

Finally it's my moment to shine

Me when I attach a magnet to a big headed man so that all my chaingun heat shots go into him and he dies fast: "Ultrakill is such a smart videogame."

cool videogame.

twitch.tv/rchimpcola I just wanna play ultrakill for a couple hours

more like andy suckass

might or might not stream a random videogame at 8 pm I am considering it. I have more free time than I had imagined I would this EVENING

guy who learned there's a dlc for grim dawn this month: 'Aw damn here I go back on my bullshit.'

lets swap stance with bestie