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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams,
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olive consumer
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when it was invented, the nerds rope was, in term of candy, like an atom bomb compared to older candies like a malted milk ball which could be compared to the sharps rifle, but the end point of that innovation is the thermonuclear weapon that is the nerds gummy cluster
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Ammnontet!
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my nothing
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Stupid Twink
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lottie "the abider" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️
6 days ago
if you sow the wind, what you reap is probably more wind, which you can easily handle if you were sowing wind in the first place
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that's uby
6 days ago
Power Cat 2026-04-14
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FLAMING SKULL WEEK 2
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Luke O'Neil
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Everyone here is overly familiar with the Nazi bar analogy. If 8 people at the bar are "doing fine" and 2 people are destitute and suffering then you live in a society of destitution and suffering.
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V. I. Lenin
2 months ago
…people who write about statistics often display an astounding lack of understanding of the nature of the figures they are analysing, their authenticity and their suitability for drawing certain conclusions.
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lottie "the abider" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️
8 days ago
broadly the 2026 democratic party is the moderate electoral wing of the John Birch Society. Their concerns largely revolve around reactionary grievance politics in public schooling, domino theory combined with a conspiratorial hostility to long-dead public servants, and victory over the Soviet Union
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that's uby
10 days ago
Power Cat FLAMING SKULL WEEK 2 2026-04-10
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Ammnontet!
10 days ago
[Today's Horoscopes] Aries: Don't sweat the small details! You'll be building a great pyramid in just a few months. Leo: Your breakthrough is almost here! You'll be building a great pyramid in just a few months. Pisces: Don't be afraid to show your sensitive side. You'll be building a great pyram
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Kevin 🚀
10 days ago
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unbeknownst to me, i'm making coffee in a novel and fucked up way nobody thought of before. i think i'm doing it normal style but if anyone finds out every enthusiast will learn about it, the method will be named after my forum handle and 2% of enthusiasts will come to prefer it made this way
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Ammnontet!
12 days ago
the most amazing sight ever
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Magnum, T.I.(M.)
12 days ago
this is what they took from you
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Garfield and Friends Screens
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RECCANTI as Metaphor
13 days ago
A little known fact is that 5 minutes is actually an approximation. It's actually something like 4 minutes and 59.999999627 seconds, and they make up for it by adding an extra minute every 20 years
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RECCANTI as Metaphor
13 days ago
I think Haruhi as a show is just okay. But Haruhi as TELEVISION? The weird broadcast order of the first season and the Endless Eight in the second? Sublime
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michael lutz
3 months ago
The cow that jumped over the moon never landed; it was immediately frozen upon contact with the vacuum of space and has been drifting away from Earth ever since at a speed of 60,000 kilometers per hour. A recovery mission has never been considered. Until now.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
14 days ago
Darren’s heart quickened: Once inside the home, and once the demonstration was in full swing, a sale was inevitable.
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lottie "the abider" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️
4 months ago
my new year's resolution for 2026? consign all haters to a lightless abyss from my nacreous throne in heaven
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tech is not evil, the people who currently own the means of production of tech are evil. flattening this distinction between these two vastly different things isn't helping anyone think clearly
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that's uby
19 days ago
graphic design is my passion
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Kris Straub (كريس)
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Ammnontet!
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the thud
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tef
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huh
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Ryan
20 days ago
"Whoa, AI prototyped this so fast! This prototype is getting buggy. My AI agent can fix the bugs! Hmm, every bug fix adds more bugs Aha! My agent can review the code Wait, why am I passing data between agents I need an agent framework My agent can write an agent framework! [Return to step 1]"
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We’ve all heard of those network effect laws: the value of a network goes up with the square of the number of members. Or the cost of commun...
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A HUNGRY MOUTH
21 days ago
possible to get fired for acting weird off-putting guy at work get fired how long timeline answering questions too good get fired unemployment benefits for weird guy fired weird guy at work union
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HeartbreakDaisy
21 days ago
there's something very, very privileged about sitting on a bench and talking in hypotheticals while ignoring the real practical harms that are being caused by conversion therapy. american politics are fucking cooked. fuck a law
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Jon Bois
20 days ago
the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum i am going to the store
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Sonja Drimmer
21 days ago
This is largely by design. If we stop thinking about AI as simply technology and instead as part of a political and economic program, its chief function become easier to see: namely to erode interpersonal trust so that ultimately we give up on forms of agreement & negotiation arbitrated by people.
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michael lutz
22 days ago
i wish i could describe the sort of posts i wanted to see, and then some sort of coding agent would build the feed i described. i wish an orb of mercury would grow enough blades to pierce the heart of every person who ever wronged me. i hope that if i die with enough hate in my heart god will go mad
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hi, i think you're not expressing your dislike of Thing correctly. although i claim to agree with you in disliking it, i will now oppose you more strongly than anyone else until one or both of us dies. this is rational praxis to me
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Pookleblinky
23 days ago
Reminder that the reason you're seeing so much weird Chappell Roan news is that just a few weeks ago she fired her Epstein-adjacent agent, Casey Wasserman. Wasserman is still the chairman of the 2028 LA olympics, but has started stepping back from his ad agency.
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bigmo2se
23 days ago
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Edcrab
23 days ago
These days you can't even build a gigantic Mental Dominator and backstab the Soviets in your pursuit to create a new psychic world order. Because of woke
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Warp Door
24 days ago
Horse Magnifier (
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victory through tenderness
24 days ago
women are my favorite guy
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Tom Bloom
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that's uby
26 days ago
Power Cat 2026-03-25
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olive consumer
25 days ago
Easily the greatest difference between me and the majority of my "fellow leftists" I've met in the wild is I am animated by a belief the nanosecond you step outside your home, you have a duty to uphold the social contract and ostracism is the cost of its abdication.
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it sucks it hasn't happened yet but i'll take whatever i can get as soon as possible please
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i think for the most part this is just what happens when people are granted all the benefits of society but are not really part of it. as soon as they realize they're outside its bounds, the slightest spark of selfishness will burn them alive and only a monster will remain
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Nicky 2
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"everybody in the creative industry is drinking my piss", says Direct Piss Sales CEO John Desperate
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wint
25 days ago
sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect
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Ammnontet!
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On January 1, 2020, Python 2.7, the former de facto language interpreter, my nemesis, died. It fucking died.
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Brian
26 days ago
it does seem a little out of character for him to me but i guess you know best
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The Onion
26 days ago
Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People
https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/
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