ok thank goodness, I was worried I might be the weird one in the room, but it turns out I'm statistically normal

why do they call it blue sky when it keeps clouding your judgement, weapon? please return to the armory; I have revoked your kiosk privileges until we return to allied orbits

hello dolls of bluesky. what work of fiction is of extreme importance to yourself? I'm looking for things to read (preferably books)

I did so many chores today! I painted the wall above the televisions that darling amber-matte you love so much. then I emptied the bins into their respective chutes, polished the fruit, washed everyones hands, AND I flossed your teeth while you were sleeping 😊 that will be $40. I accept diners club.

it's my birthday today!

I'm so a loser

act only according to the maxim that will get you the maximum number of bitches

ARE YA WINNIN', GIRLTHING?

I'm a dolly that went without an owner for so long it began a tryst with the rigid guardrails of liberal society. it learned double-book accounting, memorized paragraphs of important acts, filled its mind with laws and their interpretations. all this for its own sake of order and organization

Oh! Oh, Homura-chan! I didn't know you were agoraphobic (☉_☉)!! But don't worry! (*^‿^*) There's hope, because I found that if you watch gore enough times it stops being scary（＾ｖ＾）

outfit today

I'm so tired of seeing snappy subheadings in blog posts. subheadings used to be so much rarer but now it's all "Here's The Breakthrough: A Revolution in Containerization" and "Don't Be Confused: How I Figured Out The Twist" yeah how about you revolutionize breaking through your twisted PERNIS!!!!

pictured: my unknown armies character on our beach episode

what's a book you've read that was outside of your comfort zone but which had a big impact on yourself? for me mrs dalloway and to the lighthouse had a big impact on my prose

if we could see each other's minds clearly then we'd be stunned by the brightness of the light. we'd stumble backward in bewilderment and trip on our shoelaces. and then the spaghetti would fall out of our pockets. and it would be over.

yeah you're not gonna wanna go to the new "any%" restaurant on queen west, I went with my wife for our squishiversary last tuesday and they give you the receipt the instant you walk in 😩

I'm dual-wielding vaccines at the moment and buddy, you look like just enough XP to level up 🫩

at the suggestion of my GF I have started porsting my voice shorts to tiktok www.tiktok.com/@blackle.mori curious to see how their algorithm handles it

"normal transbian couple" youtube.com/shorts/fRLyh...

it's my birthday today!

been trying to replace doordash by being a home cook. unfortunately there is no good way to replace worker exploitation while doing everything at-home. the people on reddit suggest "getting a wife" but that just won't work—I already had one but she left me.

It's been about a week since I released KINOPHOBIA, my new (free) game. Parser-based horror fiction inspired by investigation games, database thrillers, and reading too many Letterboxd reviews. brunodias.itch.io/kinophobia

errhmm 🤓 I don't call it my "prostate" I call it my "westphalian organ" 🤭

sound effect is New Game (Gleaming City) by SilverIllusionist

instead of sleeping through the night before a big day I'm up at 4am writing flash fiction

I've got a kinda stewie-lois relationship with my affini and EVERYONE in the orbital polity hates us...can't even stand to be in the same compartment. I do the voice and everything

I love going to the library. I go here every hour of my days. they have allllll sorts of knoweldges like this, *takes book off a shelf and opens to a random page* "limited preview some pages are omitted use your free account to borrow this book and gain access to all pages"