New DOMINO CLUB mystery drop... which I may or may not have contributed to... well, only one way to develop some kind of theory... 🕵️ domino.gallery/jams/questio...

there is a deli near my house and I really want to see what happens if I visit it every hour on the hour for 24 hours, buying a single bagel every time. how would the employees react? what effect would it have on my own psyche? I need to know

I don't want a new gadget or gizmo I want to read a novel that will knock me on my ass for weeks

been reading a lot of r/Glitch_In_The_Matrix stories but they're mostly a let-down. what's the most inexplicable thing to ever happen to you?

I really like this avatar but ultimately it's my humansona and a more accurate picture would be the old shark girl one. I don't want to change it back rn but just know that when you talk to me you're actually talking to an alien shark girl in a human body

the people of narnia were wondering how I managed to get in despite lacking in childlike whimsy and like, I just used the staff entrance?

apparently I averaged 6 words per minute over the last 24 hours

the internet isn't "where it's happening" anymore. it's happening at the library now

this coming Saturday (April 11 2026) we are having an open house at the Queer Computer Club, the hackerspace I help run right near Spadina subway station. The event starts at 1pm and goes till 6pm. come hang out with us! Here's a page all about how to get there: queercomputerclub.ca/location/

getting mail from friends is "goated with the sauce" @blackle.bsky.social

this coming Saturday (April 11 2026) we are having an open house at the Queer Computer Club, the hackerspace I help run right near Spadina subway station. The event starts at 1pm and goes till 6pm. come hang out with us! Here's a page all about how to get there: queercomputerclub.ca/location/

to everyone following me: I'm sorry to report that I don't have a destination in mind and you will need to be content with my wanderings. I'll be going to some strange places so keep behind me lest you get lost

sorry to report but that gum you like which recently came back into style has receded into obscurity yet again

dude that is *so* digital

bad news folks, that lunar lander they just launched with those six astronauts aboard got stuck in the suez canal! that's why cod liver oil costs so much. all of the cod liver oil goes through that one canal. because of economics

we had a winter so long and bitter that we struggle to remember what summer was like. the flickering warmth of the coming spring reminds us of november or october, and when we see the sun high in the sky it reminds us of something we cannot place. something long ago. in our childhood, maybe?

april is the foolest month

dentists are a unique kind of memento mori. because you only see them every six months it's like watching someone age in time-lapse

I've memorized the phone numbers for my friends and family. for example, my mom's number is 27. my girlfriend's number is 3. my own phone number is approximately 2^17 digits long and so I will refrain from reproducing it here.

Hey baby, are you Pepsi? 'Cause I'd pay an advertising executive a million dollars to make you the center of the universe.

the only way I knew how to rebel was to rigidly follow rules of my own design

@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social hey there! early during your show tonight in toronto you shouted out an online newsletter called something like "the wiz guide" or "the wis guide," ran by someone in the audience. I seem to have misheard/misremembered. do you recall what the name was?

you busy? It's just that—no let me finish—It's just that I'm, like.. bored? I wanted to know if you wanted to have an argument with me for no reason. I was thinking we could debate whether or not there is any intellectual value in a debate where each side was chosen arbitrarily. which side you want?

it's my birthday today!

hire me docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I should plot every post I've ever made on an scatterplot where X is the number of noties it got and Y is how fatigued I was when I made it based on historical fitbit data

I'm the t-girl detective. I'm hard-boiled because my egg cracked directly into a sizzling hot pan. I was going to call myself "the transvestigator" but apparently that's something different idk

let's all have a moment of silence for the memory of the subjective experience of experience itself, which abruptly ceased ten years ago when everyone suddenly lost their qualia on the same day. ... ... ... hmm... did anyone else feel that?

the hallmark of a blackle post is when, at the end, it contradicts itself in a fun and amusing way, unlike this one.

mass confusion and panic here tonight in food network's kitchen stadium after the secret ingredient for this episode of iron chef was revealed to be the incredibly dense degenerate matter at the heart of a neutron star. bobby flay is carbon now

I think a lot of people probably don't have parents and just spawned in some day. more than you'd think, more than you'd ever know. they could be anyone, even someone you're close to. one of your siblings, or even one of your children.

"remote," "peru," and "water," were the three nouns random people gave me while I drew and coloured this at the queer computer club

I get it all the time, girls either tell me that I'm not wholly unlike nothing they wouldn't have never unseen, or they don't

here is my review of "the well"

@trenchghoul.bsky.social hey have you read "goodbye to all that"? I finished it the other day. was wondering if you had and if you had thoughts on it

looking for recommendations for motorized adjustable desks with good build quality and a high weight limit

11 years ago today I started HRT!

drawing of a girl with bright teal hair wearing a red shirt on a checkerboard background. the text "I'm sorry I drank your soda water" hovers above her head. there is a crab, a lobster, and a shrimp distributed in the corners

once again I am leaning against balconies open to city squares holding signs of protest that declare: YOUR SMUT IS BACKWARDS! LEAVE OUT THE FOREPLAY! WRITE-IN THE AFTERCARE! ❌ BUILDUP -> CLIMAX ✅ CLIMAX -> DENOUEMENT

dear mother I cannot weave, slender aphrodite has destroyed my loom with a big hammer

I can't hold it in much longer, so I'll just say it, harold from harold and maude is so doll coded

anyone want to be friends with me on app dot thestorygraph dot com? app.thestorygraph.com/profile/blac...

I heard somewhere that most of a person's life is spent watching the credits after they die

hey I was wondering if anyone had like answers about the nature of goodness and how to do the right thing in general? I didn't study before I became a moral agent so I'm somewhat unprepared, and there's not very many authoritative sources on the subject within my lightcone.

trying to find contemporary poets and tbh I feel like domino club adjacent people would be able to write some good ass poetry