WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

is there a third elizabeth? between banks and ho(l)mes there's almost a steve jobs johnny cash and bob hope of them

no thoughts brain scrampled egg get the sticker here: mcapriglione.art

FFS. Nothing takes me out of a film faster than failure to even do the most basic research. The Statue of Liberty is on an ISLAND. It is not buried in a jaunty angle in the sand.

Extraction shooters for the very offline. www.jank.cool/dead-games-m...

smaller marge theory

you can't spell forbidden without orb

I see all these amazing portfolios today, so I too will repost my greatest work.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

y'all KNOW what mother fucking day it is!!!!!!

Neil banging out the tunes #art

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how adults colonize every third space and remove young people — including the Internet link: dragon-in-a-fez.tumblr.com/post/8134647...

And a very happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes to all who observe

This reminds me of Berger's discussion of taxidermy vs. the zoo. The animals in the zoo never meet our gaze, are asleep, or pacing. The drama we want from contact with nature can only come from the dead, stuffed, and posed animal. But here, it's history that can only make eye contact when it's dead.

really good images of the model of NYC they made for the hudsucker proxy from an old issue of cinefex

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Love low poly pigeon

joseph gribble trash bag morph ball

Ten codepoints! Colon, period (full stop), vertical line, colon, and semicolon, plus a "Combining long stroke overlay" after each of those.

pc gaming is great, I downgraded my video card drivers so marathon would actually render buildings and my worldofsolitaire.com framerate went through the floor

You can tune into dog radio frequencies with a Labrador receiver

The value of a liberal arts education is that I know that a weird little guy who only answers questions accurately if you phrase them just right is called an Elf and that motherfucker is never to be trusted.

Hey there Delilah What’s it like inside the bunker Outside is only torment And an all-consuming hunger

Opening my third nostril

"One for The City, two for The Hive, three for The Jelly that keeps us alive, four for The Mayor, five for The Queen, Six for The Hand that remains unseen, Seven for The Cell, 8 for The Wall, and nine for The Gate that guards us all." -Bee Rhyme

I like how, for the purposes of the furry fandom, we've agreed that "airplane" is a type of animal.

they're playing :)

they should give mel brooks a nobel prize for letting a bunch of young comedians take the spotlight in history of the world part ii

"No Baroque Boys (after Artemisia Gentileschi's Jael and Sisera)" done in Kid Pix Studio Deluxe on an iBook G3 using an Apple Pro Mouse from 2000.

I just tried to "up dog" my seven year old nephew. "hey, do you have up dog?" Him: "Yeah!" And runs off to his room. He comes back with a toy: the dog from "Up". "it's the Up Dog" Damn he got me

i made a game about magnifying horses #gamedev wer8888.itch.io/horse-magnif...

I think the tv show house works a lot better if you pretend it was an elaborate excuse for lisa edelstein to brag about her ass. it also explains why the two millennial women on the show dress so much like someone making fun of millennials.

Incredible

Enjoy this new gif I made lolz

I think we should retire "karen" and start saying busybody again

I think the best thing about social media is how consistently unfollowing more people makes the experience better. definitely no wider conclusions to be drawn from that though.

these paintings by German painter Markus Matthias Krüger are pretty much exactly what i envision the zelda 1 map actually looking like in practical terms

Today is the 25th anniversary of the release of the Green Leaves' smash hit "Yatta!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pr-...

Easter is a great time to teach your kids about science for example I won a huge chocolate bunny in a first grade Easter egg hunt and the next day the ears were gone and my dad taught me about evaporation

EIGHTIES MOVIE POLICE CHIEF: you can't just go out in the streets by yourself to take on the mob or terrorists who killed or wounded your son or daughter! it's been two weeks or three months since then and you're still too angry or traumatized! you're a loose-canon cop!

(i think you're just what i needed voice) i dribbled grease near my penis

the best online spaces feel like a mall the utility company forgot to disconnect