bugtesting

customer service is cooking my brain

oh so you can finally buy a controller with convex stick tops again but it's $200, just like microsoft's $200 controller that turns the triggers back into buttons so you don't have to yank them a full half inch every time you want to shoot a gun www.youtube.com/shorts/qwFp2...

The vampire pirate's lawyer

You’re welcome! (Acquired via @trance.bsky.social)

what carries the charge that pretend to be thoughts from place to place in your phone? what carries the waves that pretend to be words from every phone to every other phone? under the ocean are great cables like arteries. they keep getting attacked by sharks. do the sharks know what they're doing?

why the e-girls didn’t fly the ring to mount doom

I used to go mini viral on Twitter semi regularly by just posting this image of John leguizamo and saying: Ladies and gentlemen, John leguizamo

happy valemtime

roses are red cherenkov is blue just use a screwdriver what's the worst it could do

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Hello, people of bluesky, if you are just joining us—here is an old comic I made about Dracula

make the horrors succumb to the knowledge of you

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪

true story

forgot the most important of the genre

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting

Using vim means using a text editing environment that is *actively hostile* to deskilling. You need to learn something each time you use it. You become acclimated to this being normal, to it being normal to needing to use your wet ape jelly to figure shit out in the background of doing stuff.

they should put figure skating in the x games

finally found this tumblr post expounding on how stupid owls are piraticoctopus.tumblr.com/post/6741867...

Recipe: The Brown Apple Prep Time: 0 minutes ⏲️ Ingredients: • 1 potato

9 months in, "peeby jeeber" has yet to become the widely accepted term for a pb&j. keep calling your representatives

I think for the purposes of this it should also be pronounced dodgé. dodgé d'art.

This textbox is a message and part of a system of messages. Java is installed on over three billion devices. Java is found everywhere, even in your car. We thought we were a powerful culture.

#nauseous↔nauseated generous ↔ generated venerous ↔ venerated venomous ↔ venomated

YOUNG MAN what’s that thing that you found, I said YOUNG MAN it’s a leaf on the ground, I said YOUNG MAN it will make a cool sound, when you PUT IT IN YOUR LEAF HOLE [WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP] It’s fun to eat a cool LEAF FROM THE GROUND

e-ink death note. is this anything

dodge should bring back the dart as exclusive special edition dodges d'art

is the mayor in portlandia a dale cooper tulpa like dougie jones

"Animated Bokeh" has been on my whiteboard for a long time, and this is the result. I thought it would just be for cheesy novelty effects, but it also does lightfield manipulation that was cooler than I expected. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg_2...

couldn't sleep so i made him sit down

i made more clay mario stuff..or was it All a Dream

Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!

every time I remember sluggy freelance is still going

Eadweard Muybridge: Animal Locomotion: An Electro-Photographic Investigation of Consecutive Phases of Animal Movement 1872-1885

I have incorporated "amidships" into my everyday speech specifically because someone shared this on here a couple of years ago.

what's up youtube its ya boy nosferatu aka Ratboy Swag

We need to expand the number of biathlons we have. Nordic skiing and small-bore rifles are cool, but how about: -Swimming and archery -Sculling and free throws -Bouldering and darts -Speed skating and curling -Wrestling and needlepoint #sports #ideas

gamer girl heavy bath water

ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons

the miniature therapy horses that do hospital visits have little sneakers that they wear inside so they don't scuff up the floors

drew some o'briens #art #trek

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

You can wear dark colors and have your whimsy too 😗 crowlines.net

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired