Garffeld

this demo is fun because you can win every fight by setting things on fire

I apologize for pointing out that Mary Jane’s pussy is a Peter Parker peter parker, but you can’t expect me to live as the only person in the world with that thought in my head.

15 months on hrt and i think it's really making a difference! 💖

The Onion, published July 14, 2008

I guess the steam cube is expensive but I just happened to be looking at video cards at microcenter last night and

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

Here’s a new, super-interactive essay I wrote about making interactions really great for repeated use, motor memory, and so on. I just… love this kind of stuff? I don’t know. My hope is that you’ll fall in love with this, too. *a big screen very, very recommended* aresluna.org/show-your-ha...

the opposite of going ballistic is going bautistic

interpreting "a hamburger with cheese, no bun" grammatically in light of the fact that cheeseburgers exist (hamburger from wikipedia, cheese from pngimg.com/image/4278, grilled patty from www.alamy.com/stock-photo-...)

wow windex really does work i cleaned all the windows on the base and watched tails fly right into one like a cartoon bird

sometimes i feel bad for people that live in flat regions cause they don't even get to choose a hill to die on

fire selector that flicks between semiotics and fullyotics

My "cancelled SNES Resident Evil 2 port using the Ballz engine" April Fools post from a few years back

they updated craigslist 😱

Sinkdog Pool Party!

Okay, it's time for a Moist Owlette™ timeline cleanse. Today's moist owlette is "Owlfredo" at the Stone Zoo in Stoneham, Massachusetts. She's an Eastern screech owl (Megascops asio) & Animal Ambassador with a big personality. (📷: @zoonewengland.bsky.social via IG)

free idea for Simpsons writers

Good morning by Pil Hwa

In fact, I’ll go so far as to say every series should have a Ferengi episode, Star Trek or not.

BEHOLD

IHDVGA (Inconveniently High Density VGA) extension lead. IHDVGA was abandoned early on as keeping pins straight turned out more difficult than expected. Most manufacturers still turned a profit by selling the leads without shells as convenent groundable wire brushes.

UI means user interface and UX means user exerface

Homing pigeon joke hehe

The new li'l floppy #floppydisk

costco should have a passport where you can get stamps for visiting all the different costcos around the country. yes I am a suburban dad why do you ask

Children today are obsessed with 6/7, and other unusual time signatures you will find in the works of their beloved jazz legend John Coltrane

There should have been a Texas Instruments mathphone.

TiPhone, 2001. Approximately.

The new iPhone 9.2.2.

The iPhone has the best keyboard in the Univers.

what if knives got soft for a while right after they stabbed someone

Obsessed with this 1735 illustration of hammerhead sharks from Japan

obliteracy rates

Wow Signal

the singular is pet peef

really this game is about so much more than one person. in my house we call it Us-Gi-Oh

a pussy that puts the 'yawn' in 'yonic'

Havin a lil sip 🧃 [ #cuteart #trans #pride ]

if you believe hank green that ice is rocks then paleopolitan ice cream is literally paleolithic

lmao not only is this, to my great surprise, actually the correct etymology, but you could make the argument that paleopolitan ice cream already existed, un-named: "Until the mid-20th century the flavours were pistachio, vanilla and strawberry, giving the colours of the Italian flag." (wiktionary)

paleopolitan ice cream

Dog Date

I haven't seen the last one yet but I think the mission impossible movies are more consistent about the importance of found family than the fast and the furious movies

Do you ever find notes you’ve written to yourself but you have no context

I think pom klementieff could play a good ⅕ of a james bond