One of the best to ever do it

It Happened To Me: I visited my hometown and found myself missing Cleveland Ohio

what idiot called it Dumb and Dumber and not Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

ultimately a lot of these guys have the personality trait where they encounter dipshit bullying (which is what a lot of anti-masking sentiment is) and their natural reaction is to make sure the bully thinks they are cool and shouldn't get lumped in with the rejects and losers.

good morning mr president, heres your daily brief on last nights kimmel and seth meyers…thats right sir, they were very mean and nasty…yes sir, you have time allotted to post about them before your daily mri and dementia test

Art by • Bob Peak for Excalibur 1981

when he dies there’s gonna be so fucking many “oh yeah everyone knew about xyz” stories as media people laugh together and move on

These guys want us to adapt to this the same way they want us to adapt to climate change: “leave us alone, it’s your problem not ours, lol”

somebody has got to be able to sue all of these assholes on behalf of the Tolkien estate

The first 3 words you see will define your 2026. MONEY ASS CHIPOTLE

Trump's DOJ was monitoring all the movements of the Miami Herald reporter who was covering the Epstein case.

two conversations happening all over oklahoma this week: 1. hottest christmas week in living memory, 30 degrees over seasonal average 2. hey hey, gas under two bucks a gallon

i simply do not think we should ever listen to someone who charges a regular person’s yearly income for one speaking engagement

Capitalism developed incredible technology at an incredible pace and now for the continued existence of humanity and the earth it must be abolished

The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”

I have never had a Spotify account and always just played music on Winamp. A loved one's moving away from Spotify to also just owning mp3s and showed me this website. I can't get over how it's exactly the kind of internet I miss and what I wouldn't do to bring it back. skins.webamp.org

siskel, man…

what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich

starting an Uncles’ Rights group to get unc labeled as a slur

starting to wonder if these people even experience human consciousness

Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

I hate this shit! Merry Christmas! Fuck!

The music I dream of making is the kind that would warrant this as the album title

Sy Ableman????!!

didn’t know your mom opened a restaurant

ain't no fuckin way

literally jump scared

it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control

It is so funny that the YouTube algorithm just spontaneously created Jigsaw

Republican EPA logic: actual pollutants are fine, and now actual medicine is a pollutant

a nutrigrain bar and a cup of folgers tasted like total shit for breakfast. this is what you want to return to, huh

I got a 2025 wrapped from an earplug brand that I bought two pairs of earplugs from and that's it

The bitter beer face you get from drinking these

So wait, they didn’t release the Epstein suicide note because it said something bad about the president?

I thought the same thing about the Republican Party in 2008 lol. Hope it’s right this time!

the entire Bari Weiss racket: "ok, sure, it's torture; but what if they had a reason for it?"

holy shit

I can't wait to recreate the meme in reverse. every naval engagement from 2043 onwards gonna be like The USS Sword Of The God-Emperor vs. fifteen identical copies of the PLAN '我们昨天建造了它' supplied by a ship that does nothing but make hot pot for the other ships

this is 100% true and not just in games, but the whole tech industry. in my 25 year career, i’ve never seen another tool being pushed by ceos in every company like this

Coming up with the worst possible lie to cover for getting my ass whooped; a lie that now opens myself, the promoters and betting companies up for investigation ino order to own the libs

all it took was RAM to cost $300 per stick to send the gamers into october revolution mode

I don’t believe it should be legal for this much surveillance to exist, let alone operated by a private company without democratic oversight

New from 404 Media: Flock exposed some of its AI-powered cameras to the internet. We know because we tracked ourselves with them. These cameras zoom in on passersby, sometimes so close we could read a random person's phone screen. Required no login to view cameras www.404media.co/flock-expose...

what if Mad Max was just America and the rest of the world adopted solar and wind and looked like this

Just made an incredible egg and cheese sandwich but ate it all before taking a picture 😔