“An unidentified stone found in thawing permafrost has been dated to a period predating known bipedal human ancestors, researchers say.”

Getting the surgery (the bioport from eXistenZ)

"Any comfort and safety in our present consumer culture is amazingly fragile, we realize, and can be shattered with a few little glitches."

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

Banjo-Tooie Ending E

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

Getting kicked off of Bluesky for threatening to wait until someone is standing on a cliff's edge and then cutting theie rocky outcropping off with a big saw Getting kicked off Bluesky for threatening to paint a fake tunnel into a mountainside so someone will run into it

Poirot! 😊Some more #fanart as a wee treat!

getting gangstalked by target employees after the ceo starts using ai to evaluate their customer service performance

*whispering into the president’s ear* the zapatistas have overrun taco bell corporate hq

senate confirmation hearings do not involve enough DMT and scopolamine

not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics

Every game should have a Johnny Silverhand. I want Lara Croft to have some David Bowie motherfucker in her head telling her to stop taking her meds and kill herself

Transitioning from girl with dysphoria to girl with dysmorphia

😂

bleak as hell and it has played out exactly like that, I have thought about this quote thousands of times in distressed and angered awe since he said while watching it play out again and again and again

The fact that the practical power of modern society detached itself and built an independent empire in the spectacle can be explained only by the fact that this practical power continued to lack cohesion and remained in contradiction with itself - guy debord, society of the spectacle

I need for Andrew Cuomo to follow in the footsteps of his father Mario by becoming only the second New York politician in recorded history to lose the Mayoral race twice, to the same person. Perhaps it will break the curse on the male members of their bloodline. Perhaps not. Funny either way.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

Remember folks, if you post Dick Cheney jokes too fast on an empty stomach while the veil is still thin he’ll be able to come back and shoot you in the face

Popcorn is the nervous wild horse of food

i dunno man i've never once worried that im not trans enough. that just isn't a real problem to me. i dont Want to be trans, i Want to be a woman, being trans is just the way i got to womanhood

it's crazy that all you need to do to be a "passoid" is be on estrogen for 5-10 years. it's almost like. hrt works.

BRO WHAT

Fuck it, I’m unemployed now, dicks out on a Monday

I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson. I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.

FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.

Fuck it, I’m unemployed now, dicks out on a Monday

This is the future w/ Time Machines that Leftists want

angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,

late halloween post! Badaboom

happy baseball everyone

the bad ending

where is drake i wanna see his face

transsexuals will be integrated into society or we will keep destroying societies until one is created that will integrate us

Girl who’s now unemployed

hi sweeties! i'm still unemployed and the bills keep coming. if you can spare anything to keep me afloat, i'll be so thankful 🖤 i'm thrillow on venmo & cashapp and once again, anyone who's already donated or shared in the last month, i can never thank you enough. i'll never forget your kindness 🫂

HOLY SHIT DA JAYS 11-4????? 😳😳

“So miss, there’s no chance that you might be pregnant?” hits every time like why thank you doc I’m sure trying

Alright, I slept on the boys for a long time, kinda surprised by how good it is.

Suckin tdick >>>>>>