in america, our legislative branch is on vacation right now. that’s not a joke or a euphemism, they’re on spring break. not a single person in america believes that they’ll do anything.

mods!!! mods!!! my posts simply aren't getting enough likes!!!

what an april fools gag

thinking really hard about who was president in 2010

a lot of liberals use "democracy" or "anti-democratic" to explain why something is good or evil, but they only know about voting. for example, insinuating that voting doesn't always produce the correct result is anti-democratic, which is why they're comfortable waiting through another trump term.

the answer is “if changing the headline would get more users to click and would result in website owners paying for those clicks”

thinking really hard about who was president in 2024

web developers delenda est www.usenix.org/system/files...

getting turned down by linda yaccarino has got to feel so bad

they mean it in the same way one might say, "mods knew"

why is kamala harris taking the podium at jesse jackson‘s memorial to tell everybody she predicted he’d die

beware the ides of march

they call it “mire poke” because french peasants in the mire would be poked by the smell like a bugs bunny cartoon

you gotta click through, there’s a recording in the article

lmao

I have spent the last ~six hours eating italian beef sandwiches and drinking alcohol AMA

anyone forget their sd card on the bus

ANNUAL PORTLAND-AREA ITALIAN BEEF RATINGS THREAD

it rules that the people in charge of this website think the "all your base" video is porno

BREAKING: the guy who thought “hornets nest” was a metaphor until he took a stick to a nest of hornets wants you to believe in the hype generated by “AI” companies

huh!

fortunately it looks like html5zombo.com, created shortly after browsers stopped allowing flash, is still alive, it just doesn't autoplay

in portland, when city administrators checked the budget, they examine the same bureau twice in succession yet produce two clearly different figures. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a, heh, a magic bureau, or something? boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder

not 67, not 69, but somewhere in the middle. appealing to nobody. that's centrism.

I guess this is the fresh new gen-z pro-Kamala content that @headquartersnews.bsky.social is paying for

james cameron showing up to blizzard hq, writes “overwatch 2” on a whiteboard, then draws a line through the 2

I’m signing the pledge — I Will Never Vote For Jeffrey Epstein Will you?

there should be a frinkiac but for strong bad emails. cc @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social

hmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

imagine having to register your gmail address as belonging to a sex offender so that services like xbox live have to kill your account but services like gmail don't

the worst part about the moderation here is that because they're all former twitter employees I can now understand why elon announced that comedy was legal on twitter after he bought it

we simply cannot afford to defund ICE

pffft, there’s no way they’d ever be able to kill six million j—uhhhhhhhh somalians bsky.app/profile/did:...

they’ve been advertising to get users on twitter to migrate away from twitter so presumably this feature must have been fasttracked to encourage them to switch, which is helpful in figuring out the type of accounts they want to see on here

the worst part is he’s being completely unserious. everyone knows the best way to get democrats to defund something is to dress up as a pimp, discreetly film them interviewing you, and then cut clips from that interview to make them look bad

thinking really hard about who was president in 2014

if an unarmed woman driving away is justification for summary execution, then perhaps we need to start demonstrating self-defense

they do this literally every time, no it does not mean protests are working, it means they are going to use this as evidence that they need more money for training

everyone who said “abolish ICE” was a bad slogan is simply illiterate and incapable of critical thinking, as demonstrated by your average georgetown law professor/federalist society dunce

another thing that liberals are going to give trump sole credit for, but none of them remember when romney said he wanted to defund pbs

imagine when chuck schumer and hakeem jeffries wake up in a few hours and see what happened while they were asleep...the look on donald trump's face will be EPIC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

no one in power said much at all or called to stop using reddit, so I think everyone'll get over it

one way you can tell the democrats don't oppose republicans is because joe biden didn't do this in 2021, and whatever democrat we end up with in 2029 won't either

happy new year's day, to all who celebrate