I can forgive instacart for stealing tips from their employees, but stealing from _me_???????

adding a 15th word so that it’s about white children’s genitals

regardless of whatever else he said I do think we need to admit that trump derangement syndrome is a real and measurable thing https://bsky.app/profile/decodingfoxnews.bsky.social/post/3ma2piujljc2r

remember when twitter set up an autoresponder on their press@ email address to send the poop emoji? well that happened about six months _before_ they fired this guy bsky.app/profile/did:...

this is the same reasoning behind why the moderation team working for this website will repeatedly ban palestinian accounts

not sure why I had a whole bottle of wine yesterday and didn't get that drunk but I'm extremely feeling two glasses tonite

I feel like at this point English dubbing and voiceover work has gotten so bad that audiences choosing to listen to english audio over reading subtitles won't be able to discern that there's a problem with this. or maybe amazon is making a statement about how subs are clearly the superior option

happy thanksgiving to all who celebrate

saw you on my commute this morning

I can guarantee that if they ever implemented that feature on this website, the same thing would happen with all of the turbolibs and argument bots on here

thesis: cascade brewing closes 👎 antithesis: rogue ales closes ✅ synthesis...❓

now that rogue brewery is dead everyone's gonna post that job advertisement for a computer janitor, but many fewer people remember the advertisement video they posted about the job interview process

they’ve been so mad that samus was a girl this whole time that they’re finally putting an alpha male in metroid

the simplest explanation here is that they put a llm in charge of making ban decisions and they don’t have any auditing in place for it

this reads like they forgot his name

you can tell we’re not gonna make it because of all the people in the quotes and replies who forgot the biden administration used a different lobbying group’s numbers to claim food was cheaper as of july 4, 2021

everyone doing the “big tent” song and dance right now is trying to get you to forget that the democrats have excluded zohran from that tent. these people do not believe a big tent can include someone like him unless he abandons his policies, and they’ll continue to call him divisive until he does.

there’s been a cat meowing outside what I assume is one of my backdoor neighbors’ doors all day, literally for several hours, and today of all days that seems like a really bad idea to ignore. or alternatively I guess that could be The Devil and that’s how he gets you.

you have to admit, all the people defending nazi tattoos do have a point: tons of americans, both republican and democrat voters, are either nazi sympathizers or are nazis themselves

one of the things that I feel was missing from the recent tattoo discourse is that no one brought up what the discourse around tattoos was ~20 years ago, back when he got it

I still think the one really notable thing about this guy is that his campaign manager left as soon as the reddit posts came out, way before the nazi tattoo and all the rest of this. which means she's got better instincts than 99% of democrats today. so obviously she should have been running instead

sorry but this kicks ass actually

so does anyone want to ask pod save america why they thought it was a good idea to get out in front of this scandal with a “sunlight is the best disinfectant”-style story defending this guy

americans desperately need to get over their nationalism, especially anyone who thinks they’re on the left. you should not worship the military as infallible heroes. they are not morally superior to you.

it's never been more important to #BlockTheBlue

oh, so tankies think everyone who was or is a young republican is a nazi? so you think amanda marcotte is racist, just because she was a young republican? and you think hillary clinton is a fascist, just because she was a “goldwater girl” at one point?

Lotta people feel comfortable mouthing off about ICE or brown people without ever meeting either one of them, sharing a man with them or talking about their daily experiences.

make fun of facebook boomer liberals all you want, but there's a ton of you on "the left" who are doing the same shit over hasan shocking his dog on stream

not sure how anyone has been using “jesse singal follower” or “jd vance follower” irresponsibly

trump is doing civil war!!! we must ensure that his army gets paid!!!

with everyone talking about going somewhere else, I wonder if they’re going to try to make cohost again. the old owners shut it down because they couldn’t get paid anymore, but there’s still a guy who owns the codebase, so as far as I know it’s possible

the threat from californians is real. we need to secure our southern border.

it's immoral to be cruel to a computer program to which someone else has assigned personhood, because performing cruelty to a person-like object is evil in nature. okay. that explains why they also outlawed fictional depictions of rape. so what's the reason why sexualizing anime children isn't evil?

counterpoint: deadspin.com/hitchbot-was...

one of the problems of replacing actual language with meme’s is that oftentimes an illiterate sociopath will look at one and go, “ohhhhhh, I get it! you use this one when people are mad at you”

it’s a michaelmas miracle

do you think he dropped out because jeffries was going to endorse him and that’s when he knew it was over

this is what happens when you give old people the vote

I don’t understand how so many people have complaints about bluetooth. it works for me? what are you people doing with it? it feels like this generation’s VCR blinking 12:00

americans love to come up with a brand new never-before-seen political ideology which brings together socialism and nationalism

oh great, now joy-ann reid is gonna make a retraction

people sharing this facebook post are so fucking stupid. like they've never heard of someone who was "christian" but also racist, or believed some other horrid shit? like I'm supposed to believe this concept is completely alien to them? charlie kirk is their introduction to this behavior? fuck off

they believe the second sentence sums up what charlie kirk did, not the first

the reason democrats and republicans are the same party is because they each enact policies that work towards the same outcome, but the reason they hate each other is because democrats are too chickenshit to enunciate exactly what the desired outcome of their policy goals are in public

I don't control a botnet, and I don't know anyone who does, and I'm not encouraging people to do this, but it sounds like if there were a group of nazi dipshits who were mad enough to create accounts to mass-report jay, then jay would need to email the moderation team in order to appeal that ban

only tech industry journalists would make the argument “it’s not our fault we don’t understand the industry, we simply aren’t paid well enough”

actually, I take this back. it’s actually a great way to celebrate 9/11 by cracking down on what’s acceptable speech

if you don't believe democrats and republicans are the same party then what's a better explanation for why they're all closing ranks so quickly over charlie fucking kirk