huh!

fortunately it looks like html5zombo.com, created shortly after browsers stopped allowing flash, is still alive, it just doesn't autoplay

in portland, when city administrators checked the budget, they examine the same bureau twice in succession yet produce two clearly different figures. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a, heh, a magic bureau, or something? boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder

not 67, not 69, but somewhere in the middle. appealing to nobody. that's centrism.

I guess this is the fresh new gen-z pro-Kamala content that @headquartersnews.bsky.social is paying for

james cameron showing up to blizzard hq, writes “overwatch 2” on a whiteboard, then draws a line through the 2

I’m signing the pledge — I Will Never Vote For Jeffrey Epstein Will you?

there should be a frinkiac but for strong bad emails. cc @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social

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imagine having to register your gmail address as belonging to a sex offender so that services like xbox live have to kill your account but services like gmail don't

the worst part about the moderation here is that because they're all former twitter employees I can now understand why elon announced that comedy was legal on twitter after he bought it

we simply cannot afford to defund ICE

pffft, there’s no way they’d ever be able to kill six million j—uhhhhhhhh somalians bsky.app/profile/did:...

they’ve been advertising to get users on twitter to migrate away from twitter so presumably this feature must have been fasttracked to encourage them to switch, which is helpful in figuring out the type of accounts they want to see on here

the worst part is he’s being completely unserious. everyone knows the best way to get democrats to defund something is to dress up as a pimp, discreetly film them interviewing you, and then cut clips from that interview to make them look bad

thinking really hard about who was president in 2014

if an unarmed woman driving away is justification for summary execution, then perhaps we need to start demonstrating self-defense

they do this literally every time, no it does not mean protests are working, it means they are going to use this as evidence that they need more money for training

everyone who said “abolish ICE” was a bad slogan is simply illiterate and incapable of critical thinking, as demonstrated by your average georgetown law professor/federalist society dunce

another thing that liberals are going to give trump sole credit for, but none of them remember when romney said he wanted to defund pbs

imagine when chuck schumer and hakeem jeffries wake up in a few hours and see what happened while they were asleep...the look on donald trump's face will be EPIC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

no one in power said much at all or called to stop using reddit, so I think everyone'll get over it

one way you can tell the democrats don't oppose republicans is because joe biden didn't do this in 2021, and whatever democrat we end up with in 2029 won't either

happy new year's day, to all who celebrate

happy Christmas Day to all who celebrate

@strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social the people cry out for this year’s fanstumes video

I can forgive instacart for stealing tips from their employees, but stealing from _me_???????

adding a 15th word so that it’s about white children’s genitals

regardless of whatever else he said I do think we need to admit that trump derangement syndrome is a real and measurable thing https://bsky.app/profile/decodingfoxnews.bsky.social/post/3ma2piujljc2r

remember when twitter set up an autoresponder on their press@ email address to send the poop emoji? well that happened about six months _before_ they fired this guy bsky.app/profile/did:...

this is the same reasoning behind why the moderation team working for this website will repeatedly ban palestinian accounts

not sure why I had a whole bottle of wine yesterday and didn't get that drunk but I'm extremely feeling two glasses tonite

I feel like at this point English dubbing and voiceover work has gotten so bad that audiences choosing to listen to english audio over reading subtitles won't be able to discern that there's a problem with this. or maybe amazon is making a statement about how subs are clearly the superior option

happy thanksgiving to all who celebrate

saw you on my commute this morning

I can guarantee that if they ever implemented that feature on this website, the same thing would happen with all of the turbolibs and argument bots on here

thesis: cascade brewing closes 👎 antithesis: rogue ales closes ✅ synthesis...❓

now that rogue brewery is dead everyone's gonna post that job advertisement for a computer janitor, but many fewer people remember the advertisement video they posted about the job interview process

they’ve been so mad that samus was a girl this whole time that they’re finally putting an alpha male in metroid

the simplest explanation here is that they put a llm in charge of making ban decisions and they don’t have any auditing in place for it

this reads like they forgot his name

you can tell we’re not gonna make it because of all the people in the quotes and replies who forgot the biden administration used a different lobbying group’s numbers to claim food was cheaper as of july 4, 2021

everyone doing the “big tent” song and dance right now is trying to get you to forget that the democrats have excluded zohran from that tent. these people do not believe a big tent can include someone like him unless he abandons his policies, and they’ll continue to call him divisive until he does.