so are we all ready to admit they're the same party now

the most embarrassing video game in my steam library is about to get very slightly less embarrassing. maybe.

announcing this while there is an ongoing issue with accounts getting purchased or stolen is a brilliant move

it’s important to keep in mind that when the government talks any UFOs or UAPs or whatever, they’re not talking about aliens. they’re talking about what they believe are chinese spy satellites and drones and bombers. chuck schumer wants to gear up for war with china over another weather balloon.

they put baby yoda in mindcraft

I know people love to invoke lowtax's name a lot these days but does anyone else remember the time he was repeatedly banned from twitter for making "death threats"

happy cinco de mayo, to all who celebrate

if you don’t appreciate how liberals have been using “tankie” as a slur, then you should probably stop using “trot”, because they’re taking that one next

how is everyone _not_ supposed to blame today’s bsky feeds outage on llms when it wasn’t that long ago they were advertising @attie.ai as a tool to create feeds. are we supposed to believe these feeds are down because of a ddos

if you’re not in the leftist authoritarian side of that political axes chart then you wish to be ruled by people like this

does anyone know what the justification is for suspending the account on here for the guy who crashing the trump party last night? I was under the impression that off-site behavior wasn't a factor in moderation decisions

there was a shooting at the nerd prom? I don’t think that’s true, fanfest wrapped up without issue. they probably would’ve said something on the livestream or canceled the concert if that happened

reading this bumper sticker in jerry lewis voice

my genuine reaction to that information

also people should be aware that this labeler is run by one of those freaks who tried to argue that jeffy epstein was a smol beam whom have dyslexia 🥺

oh no! somebody’s done a ddos to the bsky status page! status.bsky.app

in america, our legislative branch is on vacation right now. that’s not a joke or a euphemism, they’re on spring break. not a single person in america believes that they’ll do anything.

mods!!! mods!!! my posts simply aren't getting enough likes!!!

what an april fools gag

thinking really hard about who was president in 2010

a lot of liberals use "democracy" or "anti-democratic" to explain why something is good or evil, but they only know about voting. for example, insinuating that voting doesn't always produce the correct result is anti-democratic, which is why they're comfortable waiting through another trump term.

the answer is “if changing the headline would get more users to click and would result in website owners paying for those clicks”

thinking really hard about who was president in 2024

web developers delenda est www.usenix.org/system/files...

getting turned down by linda yaccarino has got to feel so bad

they mean it in the same way one might say, "mods knew"

why is kamala harris taking the podium at jesse jackson‘s memorial to tell everybody she predicted he’d die

beware the ides of march

they call it “mire poke” because french peasants in the mire would be poked by the smell like a bugs bunny cartoon

you gotta click through, there’s a recording in the article

lmao

I have spent the last ~six hours eating italian beef sandwiches and drinking alcohol AMA

anyone forget their sd card on the bus

ANNUAL PORTLAND-AREA ITALIAN BEEF RATINGS THREAD

it rules that the people in charge of this website think the "all your base" video is porno

BREAKING: the guy who thought “hornets nest” was a metaphor until he took a stick to a nest of hornets wants you to believe in the hype generated by “AI” companies

huh!

fortunately it looks like html5zombo.com, created shortly after browsers stopped allowing flash, is still alive, it just doesn't autoplay

in portland, when city administrators checked the budget, they examine the same bureau twice in succession yet produce two clearly different figures. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a, heh, a magic bureau, or something? boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder

not 67, not 69, but somewhere in the middle. appealing to nobody. that's centrism.

I guess this is the fresh new gen-z pro-Kamala content that @headquartersnews.bsky.social is paying for

james cameron showing up to blizzard hq, writes “overwatch 2” on a whiteboard, then draws a line through the 2

I’m signing the pledge — I Will Never Vote For Jeffrey Epstein Will you?

there should be a frinkiac but for strong bad emails. cc @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social

hmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

imagine having to register your gmail address as belonging to a sex offender so that services like xbox live have to kill your account but services like gmail don't

the worst part about the moderation here is that because they're all former twitter employees I can now understand why elon announced that comedy was legal on twitter after he bought it